I am a retard
 

I went to the store to buy smokes and I forgot to buy smokes!

In Quebec most stores close at 11:00 pm because they can't sell smokes or booze after that.

I am a retard.

Thank you.

:D

So am I. Welcome to the club.

Go see the indians

brb, cigarette break.

Actually I've heard smokers get more intense orgasms because of the reduced oxygen flow to the brain....

Just sayin...










here comes withdrawal

a cigarette after sex is amazing.

True. Just like a cigarette after a great meal becomes a part of that meal...

But.

Still...

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7656375_n.jpg

:1orglaugh thats teh first time ive ever looked forward to getting old!

Congrats

No doubt about that.

aren't you one of those who believe 9/11 was a conspiracy?
the fact you are a retard is already known.

omg that pic made me wonder should i stop smoking

That is why I always have an extra pack at the house.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup Mee tooooo :thumbsup

Thanks for letting us know :pimp

thanks for the reminder

I quit over 5 years ago. Feels great.

Sigh ... look, all "theories" on 9/11 are conspiracies, even the government version. All it takes is two people planning to do something bad to have a conspiracy.

This isn't a 9/11 thread, it's a "I'm a 'tard because I went out to do something and I didn't do it" thread.

Go dis me in a 9/11 thread and try to use reason. Religious and philosophical beliefs aren't a basis for any ad hominem bullshit of any kind. Some very rational scientists are devout to their religion as well.

Get a sense a humour on the way if you can.

I'm a retort ...

Time for a smoke, red bull and a few valiums. :)

I quit smoking years ago. Feel great.

so what did you bought instead? :) or you just went to store said hi and return back home? :)

btw try to smoke less ganja, the memory needs a breaks, i see it on myself ...

too bad you don't have an e-cigarette....

;-)

Valium at this time of day?!? What the hell timezone are you in?


LOL nah I had other shit to buy like dog food, milk, etc... it's the last minute things that had me wondering what the hell else I needed and when I was at the cash I just decided FUCKIT I'm done... and paid and left... without smokes.

Actually I don't do pot or hash anymore, not for like 15 years now. My drugs are caffeine, nicotine, chocolate, alcohol, cop shows and internet...


they're starting to look good to me... except if I'm out, I have to order online and wait for delivery?!? Recipe for insanity, that...

:D

a few years back I went to a pet store to buy food for my dog. I came out with an African Gray parrot and no dog food. Those things happen :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I thought that the punchline was that you were retard because you come from Quebec.



Jokin. I'm from there also :thumbsup

Did the dog enjoy the parrot?


Be patient, we haven't reached that point yet...

:D

Once I went to the store to buy toilet paper but fergot, went home, had a shit and then had to wipe my ass with my socks...

point proven..
retarded.

Hahaha! Why not just jump in the shower?