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GFY Parents - What was the first movie that you took your child to see in a cinema?
Mine was 'The Lion King' - My boy sat next to me, eating popcorn, and said 'Daddy - Whats gonna happen?' I then realised that he had ZERO concept of where we were or what we were doing, aside from sitting in seats looking at a big red curtain...
I said "see that curtain? Its gonna pull back, and there like a HUGE TV behind it, and its gonna show you a cartoon' His face was a picture ! If he could have said 'Yeah, right you fucking liar... AS IF...' he would have! But he loved the Lion King - Not so much the 3D Honey I shrunk the Kids at Disney Land! I had to carry him out crying ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I was going to say Lion King! It might have been Aladdin, though. I think my daughter's first movie was Aladdin, my son's Lion King.
My daughter was so impressed by her first movie experience that I'm STILL buying shit from the Disney Store 19 years later... |
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little mermaid I think
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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Pokemon ~
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![]() .. to explain why he could not have the toys that his little friends have .
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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I made the mistake of taking my kid to see Team America when he was 10
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I took my 3 to see Ice Age, I pissed with giggles more than they did... what a great film
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shrek i think
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