Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Mine was 'The Lion King' - My boy sat next to me, eating popcorn, and said 'Daddy - Whats gonna happen?' I then realised that he had ZERO concept of where we were or what we were doing, aside from sitting in seats looking at a big red curtain...

I said "see that curtain? Its gonna pull back, and there like a HUGE TV behind it, and its gonna show you a cartoon'

His face was a picture ! If he could have said 'Yeah, right you fucking liar... AS IF...' he would have!

But he loved the Lion King - Not so much the 3D Honey I shrunk the Kids at Disney Land! I had to carry him out crying