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CurrentlySober

11-01-2011 05:22 PM

GFY Parents - What was the first movie that you took your child to see in a cinema?

Mine was 'The Lion King' - My boy sat next to me, eating popcorn, and said 'Daddy - Whats gonna happen?' I then realised that he had ZERO concept of where we were or what we were doing, aside from sitting in seats looking at a big red curtain...

I said "see that curtain? Its gonna pull back, and there like a HUGE TV behind it, and its gonna show you a cartoon'

His face was a picture ! If he could have said 'Yeah, right you fucking liar... AS IF...' he would have!

But he loved the Lion King - Not so much the 3D Honey I shrunk the Kids at Disney Land! I had to carry him out crying :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:pimp

garce

11-01-2011 05:28 PM

I was going to say Lion King! It might have been Aladdin, though. I think my daughter's first movie was Aladdin, my son's Lion King.

My daughter was so impressed by her first movie experience that I'm STILL buying shit from the Disney Store 19 years later...

Vendzilla

11-01-2011 05:30 PM

little mermaid I think

CurrentlySober

11-01-2011 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18530914)

My daughter was so impressed by her first movie experience that I'm STILL buying shit from the Disney Store 19 years later...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

My Boy is now 20, and has given me a grandadughter, and I have a Grandson Due in March !!!

Bladewire

11-01-2011 05:32 PM

Pokemon ~

http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/...hu-300x225.jpg

directfiesta

11-01-2011 05:32 PM

http://www.traileraddict.com/content.../middlemen.jpg

.. to explain why he could not have the toys that his little friends have .

CurrentlySober

11-01-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 18530930)

http://www.traileraddict.com/content.../middlemen.jpg

.. to explain why he could not have the toys that his little friends have .

OK... :1orglaugh I'm awaiting the first person to post 'A Serbian Film' - & They loved it!

Bladewire

11-01-2011 05:49 PM

I made the mistake of taking my kid to see Team America when he was 10

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9P4O5EnjAK..._Sex_Scene.jpg

http://www.mondogonzo.org/wp-content...puppet_sex.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls...ga5ro1_500.jpg

I walked us out after 10 minutes I was so embarrassed!

I'm not sure which is worse, that I didn't research
the movie first, or that my kid begged me for 3
weeks to see it :Oh crap

ArsewithClass

11-01-2011 05:52 PM

I took my 3 to see Ice Age, I pissed with giggles more than they did... what a great film :thumbsup

CurrentlySober

11-01-2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18530954)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9P4O5EnjAK..._Sex_Scene.jpg

Thats Gary n Nat isn't it?

brassmonkey

11-01-2011 05:58 PM

shrek i think

Grapesoda

11-01-2011 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18530907)

all dogs go to heaven...

ArsewithClass

11-01-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18530961)

Thats Gary n Nat isn't it?

No, the light isn't on bright enough :winkwink:

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