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EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 12:28 AM

I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

They just sink....

Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...

CurrentlySober · 10-06-2011, 12:36 AM

only in a vat of poo...

porno jew · 10-06-2011, 12:38 AM

always sank like a rock.

ottopottomouse · 10-06-2011, 03:46 AM

Only fat people naturally float.

seeandsee · 10-06-2011, 03:47 AM

I sweam like a poo, i can but still i smell like shit doing it

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Only fat people naturally float.

My buoyancy did not go up with my weight...

Frank21 · 10-06-2011, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

They just sink....

Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...

survival of the fittest....

bronco67 · 10-06-2011, 04:50 AM

It's so simple to stay afloat. Keep your head back, chest up and some air in your lungs -- you barely need to kick. I always see people killing themselves to tread water and its kind of funny.

halfpint · 10-06-2011, 05:06 AM

ohh i love swimming

fris · 10-06-2011, 05:07 AM

who cant swim these days?

u-Bob · 10-06-2011, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

who cant swim these days?

what he said.

PR_Glen · 10-06-2011, 06:51 AM

like anything else it takes practice.. if you grew up with a pool in your back yard i'm sure you can swim and float perfectly fine. If you had a decent public pool set up in your community (which i did) then you probably wouldn't have a problem either. If you didn't even get into a pool until you were 18, never took any lessons, have never seen others do it you will get nervous, tense up and sink to the bottom..

It's not easy to learn at an older age because you have to overcome fears. When you are a kid there are less worries, because normally our parents do it for us.

scuba steve · 10-06-2011, 06:58 AM

mom threw me in the pool when i was 9 months old. babies have a natural tendency to swim, similar to dogs i think

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by scuba steve

mom threw me in the pool when i was 9 months old. babies have a natural tendency to swim, similar to dogs i think

I have seen some Discovery Channel type progs about that sort of thing and it does seem that we are born with it and loose it as we get older.

L-Pink · 10-06-2011, 07:19 AM

Excellent swimmer, experienced heavy surf swimmer. Anyone with kids is irresponsible if they don't enroll them at a very young age in swimming classes.

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Rochard · 10-06-2011, 07:19 AM

I grew up having a pool in the back yard, and our house was the summer hang out.

But when I went into the Marines I was stunned that half of recruits couldn't swim. It wasn't only blacks, it was whites from the country too. That really surprised me.

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 07:25 AM

yes i can. we would throw quarters in 20 feet deep end of the public pool when i was a kid first one to get it kept it. fun times

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yes i can. we would throw quarters in 20 feet deep end of the public pool when i was a kid first one to get it kept it. fun times

20ft deep public pool?

Fuck....

We had an Olympic diving pool that was only 12 feet.

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

20ft deep public pool?

Fuck....

We had an Olympic diving pool that was only 12 feet.

after looking it was 18 feet felt like 20 tho

Emil · 10-06-2011, 08:00 AM

I cant swim unless there's plenty of water around.

alexchechs · 10-06-2011, 08:09 AM

I love to swim and do it any chance I get

candyflip · 10-06-2011, 08:10 AM

I swam competitively for 17 years. I now coach age group swimmers.

The Heron · 10-06-2011, 08:13 AM

Live on lake huron, of course i can swim

pornguy · 10-06-2011, 08:21 AM

I can swim like a fish but can not float.

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I can swim like a fish but can not float.

I don't know if you are joking - but that is so common.

Even when I was a skinny kid I bobbed around like a cork.

AdultEUhost-Sebas · 10-06-2011, 09:07 AM

Everyone must learn to swim in this world!

Scott McD · 10-06-2011, 09:09 AM

Not been swimming in ages, but yeah i'm a pretty good swimmer!

czarina · 10-06-2011, 09:12 AM

yes, I can swim, and very good. Being an island girl, learning to swim was a must as I grew up.

there are people with positive buoyancy and people with negative buoyancy, it has nothing to do with their body weight. My son is skinny as a rail (one of those 6 year olds that run around all day long and have no body fat at all), and has 100% negative buoyancy, which he inherited from my husband, who is about 25lbs overweight, and still can't float to save his life.
They both swim pretty good, thank goodness. Or they'd be toast now living in Cancun!

Vendzilla · 10-06-2011, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I grew up having a pool in the back yard, and our house was the summer hang out.

But when I went into the Marines I was stunned that half of recruits couldn't swim. It wasn't only blacks, it was whites from the country too. That really surprised me.

Saw the same thing in the Navy, I'm like you knew you were going on a ship right?

I had an indoor pool around the corner from where I lives, had high dives and everything, swam like a fish

Sid70 · 10-06-2011, 10:31 AM

swimming, biking, fucking. Natural stuff, you cant do it just like that consider yourself ghey.

Frank21 · 10-06-2011, 10:33 AM

mandatory swimming lessons for all dutch kids.
Was always fun too in the swimmingpool.

Chosen · 10-06-2011, 11:06 AM

Of course I can

Spunky · 10-06-2011, 11:06 AM

I can swim like a fish

Jowebart · 10-06-2011, 12:40 PM

I am swimming every week almost

in Atlantic

Rochard · 10-06-2011, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Saw the same thing in the Navy, I'm like you knew you were going on a ship right?

I had an indoor pool around the corner from where I lives, had high dives and everything, swam like a fish

One would think.... But I never gave it any thought. I guess somewhere along the line someone asked me if I could swim and I said "Yeah, my parents had a pool" and that was that.

Eyeball · 10-06-2011, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

They just sink....

Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...

Have you moved into a home for the handicapped??

I've been in hundreds of pools in my life and ive never seen people 'just sinking'. I could understand one or two but not enough of them for me to take notice and be amazed as you say.

mineistaken · 10-06-2011, 12:48 PM

I can swim, but only for about 2 meters in the salt sea or about 1 meter in fresh water lake

And practice does not help to improve those numbers lol

TrainWreckContent · 10-06-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Excellent swimmer, experienced heavy surf swimmer. Anyone with kids is irresponsible if they don't enroll them at a very young age in swimming classes.

.

yep taught mine when they were 3 yrs old

thickcash_amo · 10-06-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Live on lake huron, of course i can swim

Isn't that really cold to swim in?

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeball

Have you moved into a home for the handicapped??

I've been in hundreds of pools in my life and ive never seen people 'just sinking'. I could understand one or two but not enough of them for me to take notice and be amazed as you say.

Some people have no flare for the dramatic....

L-Pink · 10-06-2011, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by riggo

yep taught mine when they were 3 yrs old

At that age they naturally pick up excellent skill levels. And as a parent that's one less thing to worry about.

.

Major (Tom) · 10-06-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

They just sink....

Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...

I can do 10 or so laps, dive & hold my breath for a 1:20 or so but if I were on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean I'm pretty much fucked.
ds

The Ghost · 10-06-2011, 11:08 PM

Sure can swim. Know a few adults that can't. They all procrastinate on learning.

rayadp05 · 10-06-2011, 11:23 PM

Swimming is like a natural instinct to me. Perhaps, it is because my swimming instructor pushed me in the deep end of the pool back when I was around 7 years old during swimming lessons. Man, I was fucking pissed!

But I sure as hell learned how to swim.

Jon Oso · 10-06-2011, 11:58 PM

It's probably been 6-7 years since I've swam. Was pretty good at it for awhile. Not a huge fan of it anymore. I sunburn easily so being outside for a long time isn't the best idea. Can't afford an indoor pool. So... yeah.

Mike Honcho · 10-07-2011, 01:27 AM

Like a fish.

KLAN · 10-07-2011, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

only in a vat of poo...

lol why everything you say is correlated with poo?

martinsc · 10-07-2011, 01:50 AM

i don't get it how people can't swim....

KLAN · 10-07-2011, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

i don't get it how people can't swim....

if ppl are so I guess you get it

michael.kickass · 10-07-2011, 05:39 AM

It's easier if you're thin, that's for sure.

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