Can u swim?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    Can u swim?

    I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

    They just sink....

    Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

    It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #2
    only in a vat of poo...


    👁️ 👍️ 💩

    Comment

    • porno jew
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2006
      • 10166

      #3
      always sank like a rock.

      Comment

      • ottopottomouse
        She is ugly, bad luck.
        • Jan 2010
        • 13177

        #4
        Only fat people naturally float.
        ↑ see post ↑
        13101

        Comment

        • seeandsee
          Check SIG!
          • Mar 2006
          • 50945

          #5
          I sweam like a poo, i can but still i smell like shit doing it
          BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

          Contact here

          Comment

          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            Originally posted by ottopottomouse
            Only fat people naturally float.
            My buoyancy did not go up with my weight...

            Comment

            • Frank21
              Confirmed User
              • May 2009
              • 733

              #7
              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
              I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

              They just sink....

              Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

              It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...
              survival of the fittest....

              Comment

              • bronco67
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 29026

                #8
                It's so simple to stay afloat. Keep your head back, chest up and some air in your lungs -- you barely need to kick. I always see people killing themselves to tread water and its kind of funny.

                Comment

                • halfpint
                  GFY's Halfpint
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 15223

                  #9
                  ohh i love swimming

                  Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

                  Comment

                  • fris
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 55705

                    #10
                    who cant swim these days?
                    Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

                    Comment

                    • u-Bob
                      there's no $$$ in porn
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 33063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fris
                      who cant swim these days?
                      what he said.

                      Comment

                      • PR_Glen
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 9058

                        #12
                        like anything else it takes practice.. if you grew up with a pool in your back yard i'm sure you can swim and float perfectly fine. If you had a decent public pool set up in your community (which i did) then you probably wouldn't have a problem either. If you didn't even get into a pool until you were 18, never took any lessons, have never seen others do it you will get nervous, tense up and sink to the bottom..

                        It's not easy to learn at an older age because you have to overcome fears. When you are a kid there are less worries, because normally our parents do it for us.
                        webmaster at pimproll dot com

                        Comment

                        • scuba steve
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 1888

                          #13
                          mom threw me in the pool when i was 9 months old. babies have a natural tendency to swim, similar to dogs i think

                          Comment

                          • EddyTheDog
                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by scuba steve
                            mom threw me in the pool when i was 9 months old. babies have a natural tendency to swim, similar to dogs i think

                            I have seen some Discovery Channel type progs about that sort of thing and it does seem that we are born with it and loose it as we get older.

                            Comment

                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151

                              #15
                              Excellent swimmer, experienced heavy surf swimmer. Anyone with kids is irresponsible if they don't enroll them at a very young age in swimming classes.

                              .

                              Comment

                              • Rochard
                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 75733

                                #16
                                I grew up having a pool in the back yard, and our house was the summer hang out.

                                But when I went into the Marines I was stunned that half of recruits couldn't swim. It wasn't only blacks, it was whites from the country too. That really surprised me.
                                Herschel Savage
                                Brooklyn, NY

                                Comment

                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77385

                                  #17
                                  yes i can. we would throw quarters in 20 feet deep end of the public pool when i was a kid first one to get it kept it. fun times
                                  TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                  DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                  Comment

                                  • EddyTheDog
                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                    • Jan 2011
                                    • 25433

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                    yes i can. we would throw quarters in 20 feet deep end of the public pool when i was a kid first one to get it kept it. fun times
                                    20ft deep public pool?

                                    Fuck....

                                    We had an Olympic diving pool that was only 12 feet.

                                    Comment

                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77385

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                      20ft deep public pool?

                                      Fuck....

                                      We had an Olympic diving pool that was only 12 feet.
                                      after looking it was 18 feet felt like 20 tho
                                      TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                      DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                      Comment

                                      • Emil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 5655

                                        #20
                                        I cant swim unless there's plenty of water around.
                                        Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.)
                                        (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

                                        Comment

                                        • alexchechs
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2008
                                          • 3474

                                          #21
                                          I love to swim and do it any chance I get
                                          Alex Chechs
                                          http://thefawnconspiracy.com

                                          Comment

                                          • candyflip
                                            Carpe Visio
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 43069

                                            #22
                                            I swam competitively for 17 years. I now coach age group swimmers.

                                            Spend you some brain.
                                            Email Me

                                            Comment

                                            • The Heron
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 4496

                                              #23
                                              Live on lake huron, of course i can swim

                                              Comment

                                              • pornguy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 62910

                                                #24
                                                I can swim like a fish but can not float.
                                                PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

                                                AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
                                                TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!

                                                Comment

                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                  • 25433

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                  I can swim like a fish but can not float.
                                                  I don't know if you are joking - but that is so common.

                                                  Even when I was a skinny kid I bobbed around like a cork.
                                                  Last edited by EddyTheDog; 10-06-2011, 07:27 AM.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • AdultEUhost-Sebas
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                    • 867

                                                    #26
                                                    Everyone must learn to swim in this world!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Scott McD
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 67792

                                                      #27
                                                      Not been swimming in ages, but yeah i'm a pretty good swimmer!


                                                      I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • czarina
                                                        Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 10751

                                                        #28
                                                        yes, I can swim, and very good. Being an island girl, learning to swim was a must as I grew up.

                                                        there are people with positive buoyancy and people with negative buoyancy, it has nothing to do with their body weight. My son is skinny as a rail (one of those 6 year olds that run around all day long and have no body fat at all), and has 100% negative buoyancy, which he inherited from my husband, who is about 25lbs overweight, and still can't float to save his life.
                                                        They both swim pretty good, thank goodness. Or they'd be toast now living in Cancun!

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Vendzilla
                                                          Biker Gnome
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 23200

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                                          I grew up having a pool in the back yard, and our house was the summer hang out.

                                                          But when I went into the Marines I was stunned that half of recruits couldn't swim. It wasn't only blacks, it was whites from the country too. That really surprised me.
                                                          Saw the same thing in the Navy, I'm like you knew you were going on a ship right?

                                                          I had an indoor pool around the corner from where I lives, had high dives and everything, swam like a fish
                                                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                          think about that

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Sid70
                                                            Downshifter
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 16413

                                                            #30
                                                            swimming, biking, fucking. Natural stuff, you cant do it just like that consider yourself ghey.
                                                            Русня, идите нахуй!

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Frank21
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2009
                                                              • 733

                                                              #31
                                                              mandatory swimming lessons for all dutch kids.
                                                              Was always fun too in the swimmingpool.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • Chosen
                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 63151

                                                                #32
                                                                Of course I can

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I can swim like a fish

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • Jowebart
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2010
                                                                    • 286

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I am swimming every week almost in Atlantic
                                                                    Best in-house dating in US/ UK/ CA/ AU etc

                                                                    https://offerpump.com/register

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Rochard
                                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 75733

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                      Saw the same thing in the Navy, I'm like you knew you were going on a ship right?

                                                                      I had an indoor pool around the corner from where I lives, had high dives and everything, swam like a fish
                                                                      One would think.... But I never gave it any thought. I guess somewhere along the line someone asked me if I could swim and I said "Yeah, my parents had a pool" and that was that.
                                                                      Herschel Savage
                                                                      Brooklyn, NY

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Eyeball
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                                        • 552

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                        I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

                                                                        They just sink....

                                                                        Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

                                                                        It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...
                                                                        Have you moved into a home for the handicapped??

                                                                        I've been in hundreds of pools in my life and ive never seen people 'just sinking'. I could understand one or two but not enough of them for me to take notice and be amazed as you say.

                                                                        VideosZ

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • mineistaken
                                                                          See signature :)
                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                          • 29656

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I can swim, but only for about 2 meters in the salt sea or about 1 meter in fresh water lake And practice does not help to improve those numbers lol

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • TrainWreckContent
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                            • 8152

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                            Excellent swimmer, experienced heavy surf swimmer. Anyone with kids is irresponsible if they don't enroll them at a very young age in swimming classes.

                                                                            .
                                                                            yep taught mine when they were 3 yrs old

                                                                            Telegram @DanTrainwreck / Whatsapp TrainWreck / Email [email protected]

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • thickcash_amo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2009
                                                                              • 3847

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by The Heron
                                                                              Live on lake huron, of course i can swim
                                                                              Isn't that really cold to swim in?

                                                                              - Skype: jim_3rdshiftvideo
                                                                              Petite18.com, MeanMassage.com
                                                                              TeasePOV.com, SeeMomSuck.com
                                                                              TugPass Network - includes access to 9 Sites
                                                                              Elite Webmasters Earn 70% Revshare!

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • EddyTheDog
                                                                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                • Jan 2011
                                                                                • 25433

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Eyeball
                                                                                Have you moved into a home for the handicapped??

                                                                                I've been in hundreds of pools in my life and ive never seen people 'just sinking'. I could understand one or two but not enough of them for me to take notice and be amazed as you say.
                                                                                Some people have no flare for the dramatic....

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 39151

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by riggo
                                                                                  yep taught mine when they were 3 yrs old
                                                                                  At that age they naturally pick up excellent skill levels. And as a parent that's one less thing to worry about.

                                                                                  .

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • Major (Tom)
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 32492

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                    I moved into a place that has a shared pool and when people come to visit I am amazed by how many cant swim or even stay afloat...

                                                                                    They just sink....

                                                                                    Even if I could not swim my legs would start kicking and I would stay above the surface I am sure.

                                                                                    It must be some sort of instinct that some of have and some dont...
                                                                                    I can do 10 or so laps, dive & hold my breath for a 1:20 or so but if I were on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean I'm pretty much fucked.
                                                                                    ds

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • The Ghost
                                                                                      IslandDollars.com
                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 12188

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Sure can swim. Know a few adults that can't. They all procrastinate on learning.
                                                                                      ISLAND DOLLARS
                                                                                      1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates
                                                                                      Best TS Network your surfers will ever join

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • rayadp05
                                                                                        TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                        • 4175

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Swimming is like a natural instinct to me. Perhaps, it is because my swimming instructor pushed me in the deep end of the pool back when I was around 7 years old during swimming lessons. Man, I was fucking pissed!

                                                                                        But I sure as hell learned how to swim.

                                                                                        TrueAmateurModels.com Twitter
                                                                                        TrueAmateurModels.com Affiliate Program

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Jon Oso
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 2241

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          It's probably been 6-7 years since I've swam. Was pretty good at it for awhile. Not a huge fan of it anymore. I sunburn easily so being outside for a long time isn't the best idea. Can't afford an indoor pool. So... yeah.
                                                                                          icq 416133583
                                                                                          My Blog
                                                                                          Clips4Sale Store

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • Mike Honcho
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                                                            • 1608

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Like a fish.

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • KLAN
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2010
                                                                                              • 300

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                              only in a vat of poo...
                                                                                              lol why everything you say is correlated with poo?

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • martinsc
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                                • 27043

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i don't get it how people can't swim....
                                                                                                Make Money

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • KLAN
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2010
                                                                                                  • 300

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by martinsc
                                                                                                  i don't get it how people can't swim....
                                                                                                  if ppl are so I guess you get it

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • michael.kickass
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                                                                    • 11039

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    It's easier if you're thin, that's for sure.
                                                                                                    NICERATIOS - $30 PPS - 50% Rev Share - 5% WM Referral - High Converting Sites!
                                                                                                    Any questions about your NICERATIOS account? Vanessa will take care of you: [email protected]

                                                                                                    Looking to expand your business in general, maybe sell your sites? Contact me:
                                                                                                    [email protected]

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...