Is it wrong to use free kittens as snake food? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

DBS.US · 10-02-2011, 02:22 PM

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Jman · 10-02-2011, 02:23 PM

If you can't afford food for your pet I sure hope you don't or aren't planning on having kids

seeric · 10-02-2011, 02:24 PM

Successful Troll is Successful!

This is one of the oldest trolling efforts ever you guys. How you all fell for this again is amazing.

SuckOnThis · 10-02-2011, 02:39 PM

You just gave me an idea and I will be enjoying a puppy and kitty feast tonight.

MediaGuy · 10-02-2011, 03:24 PM

Thank you for the hilarious thread title.

Free rats would seem a'right, kittens... look, if they're going to end up free happy alley cats I would vote for that, but then they end up becoming rodent-like scavengers, shitting in old ladies' flower gardens, I dunno.

I do not have an answer for you. Figure it out. I have to go soul search now...

:D

NetHorse · 10-02-2011, 03:24 PM

You're a sick fuck dude. Rats and mice are rodents, cats / kittens are animals, domesticated pets. Hopefully someone feeds you to a lion you dirtbag fuck.

brassmonkey · 10-02-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

You sick fuck! If I knew where you lived I'd call the cops.

bronco67 · 10-02-2011, 03:55 PM

What you should do is flush the snake down the toilet and adopt one of the kittens.

The Porn Nerd · 10-02-2011, 04:05 PM

I like to catch rattle snakes, chop them up into little bits, puree them and feed them to my kittens. Plus, the rattle makes a nice little bell they can wear around their necks. Is this wrong?

brassmonkey · 10-02-2011, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I like to catch rattle snakes, chop them up into little bits, puree them and feed them to my kittens. Plus, the rattle makes a nice little bell they can wear around their necks. Is this wrong?

so its ok to kill snakes?

Miz_Wright · 10-02-2011, 04:28 PM

As an animal lover, I say:

FUCK YES, feed the kittens to the snake. Most shelters can't handle the volume, and free kittens generally lead to more free kittens, 'cos it's a rare person that gets a free kitten and then turns around and gets the appropriate care for that animal. Stop feral cats: "adopt" the CraigsList kittens for snake food!

garce · 10-02-2011, 04:34 PM

People who keep snakes as pets are idiots. A snake isn't a pet - its something you use to make a nice pair of boots out of - or maybe a fancy jacket. A snake is just something you keep in a box and say, "Oh, look! I have a snake for a pet! I'm so cool!"

Snakes aren't pets - they're decorations that you have to feed. You eventually get tired of them, and I get a new pair of shoes.

You're going to give a shit about a snake for the next 10-25 years? I don't think so.

brassmonkey · 10-02-2011, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

People who keep snakes as pets are idiots. A snake isn't a pet - its something you use to make a nice pair of boots out of - or maybe a fancy jacket. A snake is just something you keep in a box and say, "Oh, look! I have a snake for a pet! I'm so cool!"

Snakes aren't pets - they're decorations that you have to feed. You eventually get tired of them, and I get a new pair of shoes.

You're going to give a shit about a snake for the next 10-25 years? I don't think so.

thats your opinion some people dont like cats. those asian girls use them in crush videos

d-null · 10-02-2011, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

men that keep reptiles as pets have cock issues - Sigmund Freud

this

and:

campimp · 10-02-2011, 04:55 PM

release your reptiles back to the wild where they want to live ... problem solved

twistyneck · 10-02-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

If you can't afford food for your pet I sure hope you don't or aren't planning on having kids

I can afford to feed them, I'm just looking for a way to cut costs. I think the free kitten idea will work. Thanks everyone.

twistyneck · 10-02-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

People who keep snakes as pets are idiots. A snake isn't a pet - its something you use to make a nice pair of boots out of - or maybe a fancy jacket. A snake is just something you keep in a box and say, "Oh, look! I have a snake for a pet! I'm so cool!"

Snakes aren't pets - they're decorations that you have to feed. You eventually get tired of them, and I get a new pair of shoes.

You're going to give a shit about a snake for the next 10-25 years? I don't think so.

Obviously you are retarded. I've had my big snakes for about a decade now. We've had our corn snake for 12 or 13 years.

PimpStar · 10-02-2011, 05:36 PM

might have gotten his inspiration from the master troll

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13

Sly · 10-02-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

People who keep snakes as pets are idiots. A snake isn't a pet - its something you use to make a nice pair of boots out of - or maybe a fancy jacket. A snake is just something you keep in a box and say, "Oh, look! I have a snake for a pet! I'm so cool!"

Snakes aren't pets - they're decorations that you have to feed. You eventually get tired of them, and I get a new pair of shoes.

You're going to give a shit about a snake for the next 10-25 years? I don't think so.

Snakes live longer than both cats and dogs.

MPGdevil · 10-03-2011, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by twistyneck

I can afford to feed them, I'm just looking for a way to cut costs. I think the free kitten idea will work. Thanks everyone.

If economy is that bad you need to cut down costs, get rid of your snake. If you can no longer feed your pet in a proper way, then you are no longer entitled to have one. Instead kittens have to suffer because you are a loser.

Why haven't you asked your friends and family instead? Too scared what they might think of you? You really are a sad little man, or just a troll posting here to stir up drama for attention. Either way you have my pity.

Paul Markham · 10-03-2011, 04:24 AM

Feed them Trolls, the world needs less Trolls. LOL

urbanpimp · 10-03-2011, 06:57 AM

I wanted to see a picture or video of a snake eating a live (not pre-strangled) cat.

Sam - Mr. Skin · 10-03-2011, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I hate cats. I'm a dog person. I dunno but the thought of someone feeding their snake kittens isn't right.

But you don't care about an innocent baby mouse or rat? People keep them as pets also.

suesheboy · 10-03-2011, 07:19 AM

Reptile owners most often have issues

CaptainHowdy · 10-03-2011, 07:20 AM

BFT3K · 10-03-2011, 07:34 AM

My friend owns two African lions, and she feeds them human babies. I see no problem with that. It's all part of the cycle of life...

BlackCrayon · 10-03-2011, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck

Obviously you are retarded. I've had my big snakes for about a decade now. We've had our corn snake for 12 or 13 years.

snakes just seem like a crappy pet. what the hell can they do for you? nothing. they just sither around and crap.

Best-In-BC · 10-03-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

adapt or die.

TheSquealer · 10-03-2011, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

My friend owns two African lions, and she feeds them human babies. I see no problem with that. It's all part of the cycle of life...

Of course murdering people is the same thing.

Good call.

/thread!

cosis · 10-03-2011, 08:42 AM

thats messed up

EddyTheDog · 10-06-2011, 06:28 AM

This will be funnier to UK webmasters - But may appeal to the US readers of the thread...

http://www.webuyanycat.com/index.asp

TurboAngel · 10-06-2011, 11:21 AM

I think that would be fucked up.

sperbonzo · 10-06-2011, 11:45 AM

I can't believe the GFY crowd is actually falling for this thread!

Roald · 10-06-2011, 11:48 AM

If you get too much Kittens you can always go shark fishing....;))))

KLAN · 10-06-2011, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPGdevil

If economy is that bad you need to cut down costs, get rid of your snake. If you can no longer feed your pet in a proper way, then you are no longer entitled to have one. Instead kittens have to suffer because you are a loser.

Yeah! the perfect speech!
This is the most wise thing I have ever read in this board!

96ukssob · 10-06-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Wouldn't it just be easier to keep a hutch of breeding rabbits in your garden?

Hence the term - Breed Like Rabbits - Continual supply of fresh food, and no issues with people who dont agree?

my old neighbor had some massive python snake and would have to feed it rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I hate cats. I'm a dog person. I dunno but the thought of someone feeding their snake kittens isn't right.

I see your point completely, but from someone who had a pet rat, its just as sad seeing a kitten get eaten as it is a rat

twistyneck · 10-06-2011, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPGdevil

If economy is that bad you need to cut down costs, get rid of your snake. If you can no longer feed your pet in a proper way, then you are no longer entitled to have one. Instead kittens have to suffer because you are a loser.

Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

kristin · 10-06-2011, 12:29 PM

I love the responses.

cherrylula · 10-06-2011, 12:33 PM

Why don't you just dig them out of the dumpster behind the pet shelter after they euthanize them? Then, truly, nobody cares.

twistyneck · 10-06-2011, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Why don't you just dig them out of the dumpster behind the pet shelter after they euthanize them? Then, truly, nobody cares.

They don't put them in a dumpster. They put them in a cooler until the rendering truck comes. Then they are turned into "rendered meat" and are put into pet food. How do I know? I used to work at a shelter gassing animals all day long.

Eyeball · 10-06-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck

Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

Give us something real to laugh at and post a pic of the interior of the shit hole that you call home. I want to see what a tramp who cant afford $20 a week lives in.

cherrylula · 10-06-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck

They don't put them in a dumpster. They put them in a cooler until the rendering truck comes. Then they are turned into "rendered meat" and are put into pet food. How do I know? I used to work at a shelter gassing animals all day long.

oh well...

twistyneck · 10-06-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

oh well...

What do you think happens to unwanted kittens? They are gassed. If they are used as snake food then at least they won't go to waste.

Jowebart · 10-06-2011, 12:56 PM

I hate snakes, of any kind but I like kittens. So in my opinion I would give small snakes to my cat anytime to eat lol

KLAN · 10-06-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck

Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

and $20 a week is so much for you? anyway I guess you don't have an endless stock of kittens so soon or later you will be in the same problem you are right now. You will have to come out with a new solution to the problem. I advise you, instead postpone the problem just get rid of it now. Don't let you involve with feelings for your pet, money do not give a fuck about feelings.
At least, if you feel a bit lonely just take a kitten that costs you much less than a snake.

twistyneck · 10-06-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KLAN

and $20 a week is so much for you? anyway I guess you don't have an endless stock of kittens so soon or later you will be in the same problem you are right now. You will have to come out with a new solution to the problem. I advise you, instead postpone the problem just get rid of it now. Don't let you involve with feelings for your pet, money do not give a fuck about feelings.
At least, if you feel a bit lonely just take a kitten that costs you much less than a snake.

Actually there is an endless supply of kittens. Just check out Craig's List.

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

My friend owns two African lions, and she feeds them human babies. I see no problem with that. It's all part of the cycle of life...

are you comparing kittens to children??

porno jew · 10-06-2011, 01:17 PM

in some eastern traditions it is a great honor for an animal to give up it's life for a human. it is rewarded with a better life in the next incarnation.

i assume it is the same for kittens and snakes, as snakes are a highly revered animal in the east.

twistyneck · 10-06-2011, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

in some eastern traditions it is a great honor for an animal to give up it's life for a human. it is rewarded with a better life in the next incarnation.

i assume it is the same for kittens and snakes, as snakes are a highly revered animal in the east.

Interesting point. So I'd actually be doing the kittens a favor, right?

DaddyHalbucks · 10-06-2011, 01:19 PM

Cats breed like cockroaches.

Their feces is killing the California sea lion. There is more in Google about it.

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