Originally Posted by garce

People who keep snakes as pets are idiots. A snake isn't a pet - its something you use to make a nice pair of boots out of - or maybe a fancy jacket. A snake is just something you keep in a box and say, "Oh, look! I have a snake for a pet! I'm so cool!"

Snakes aren't pets - they're decorations that you have to feed. You eventually get tired of them, and I get a new pair of shoes.

You're going to give a shit about a snake for the next 10-25 years? I don't think so.