It seems I'm going to Prague for the show. - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 09-15-2011, 11:05 AM

Will be there 22/23. Thursday and Friday.

So anyone wants to tell to

Shut the Fuck Up
How well they are doing giving free porn to 1,000s of surfers to get 1 sign up.
Or how much money they make doing what ever.

Can do so.

Anyone who wants to buy cheap content, talk about me reviewing their sites content, or how to shoot porn better, are most welcome.

I can only drink water, coffee and tea so a real cheap date.

Still looking for someone to hit me up who's in Amsterdam or going.

Paul Markham · 09-15-2011, 11:20 AM

I could only get into Hotel Denisa, anyone else in there from here?

Brainiac · 09-15-2011, 11:47 AM

have a good time Paul

fuzebox · 09-15-2011, 12:13 PM

Is Damian going?

Paul Markham · 09-15-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Brainiac

have a good time Paul

I'll have to take my laptop so I can troll here to do that.

marketsmart · 09-15-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Is Damian going?

they should do a porn beer show together...

.

NALEM · 09-15-2011, 02:16 PM

Paul are you originally from OC, SoCal?

Intrinsic · 09-15-2011, 02:21 PM

aww I think nalem just asked Paul out

Rochard · 09-15-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I can only drink water, coffee and tea so a real cheap date.

Getting old sucks huh?

Chosen · 09-15-2011, 02:25 PM

Have fun Paul

SZNY · 09-15-2011, 02:49 PM

Great Paul good to see you there!

Grapesoda · 09-15-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Getting old sucks huh?

you know you're old when you take a hot bath and yer nuts float

The Porn Nerd · 09-15-2011, 09:31 PM

DUNH DUNH DUNH! Markham is going...

Have a good time Paul! I'm trying to get to ma Dalton's party in Brno on the 15th, hope you'll be there. Coffee and tea on me.

glowlite · 09-15-2011, 10:18 PM

Have a good time Paul

Paul Markham · 09-16-2011, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Is Damian going?

I'm afraid not, he's going to Amsterdam.

If anyone here sees him. Tell him to hit me up.

Matyko · 09-16-2011, 12:43 AM

Will say Hi and shake your hands at least if I see you. Deal? ;)

Paul Markham · 09-16-2011, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

Will say Hi and shake your hands at least if I see you. Deal? ;)

Deal. I'll be wearing a shirt with my site name on.

Paul Markham · 09-16-2011, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

DUNH DUNH DUNH! Markham is going...

Have a good time Paul! I'm trying to get to ma Dalton's party in Brno on the 15th, hope you'll be there. Coffee and tea on me.

I hope to make it to the party.

Paul Markham · 09-17-2011, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Getting old sucks huh?

It does when you watch youngsters ruin the business you were in.

Jel · 09-17-2011, 02:17 AM

Try not to drop any more bottles of wine

Paul Markham · 09-17-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Try not to drop any more bottles of wine

I have to admit seeing how fat Geezer was shocked me. Wasn't a bottle it was just my wine glass, pity he didn't have the balls to come over and say hello.

Jel · 09-17-2011, 01:43 PM

lol you shit your pants and know it you silly cunt. And JT asked us both if we'd like to meet you, we said did we bollocks, due to you being a complete wanker

Jakez · 09-17-2011, 05:40 PM

Someone jump this guy.

Kidding lol. Hopefully someone can explain this crazy thing called the internet to you better in person.

Paul Markham · 09-18-2011, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

lol you shit your pants and know it you silly cunt. And JT asked us both if we'd like to meet you, we said did we bollocks, due to you being a complete wanker

So how do you know I shit my pants if you were on the other side of the room?

I would of thought with 2 of you, you would of had the balls to come over. Seems it would take more than 2.

You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

Jakez · 09-18-2011, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year.

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

Jel · 09-18-2011, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So how do you know I shit my pants if you were on the other side of the room?

I would of thought with 2 of you, you would of had the balls to come over. Seems it would take more than 2.

You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

lol, funny shit

Why would I want to come over and meet a total wanker? You are a nothing paul, that wasn't even worth the 5 seconds of my time it'd have taken for JT to introduce us

Paul Markham · 09-18-2011, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year.

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

No idea why these guys who never miss a chance to tell me what they think of me from the safety of their spare rooms, wouldn't come over to tell me face to face.

for this meeting, I flew from Czech to England to sit and drink with guys I knew would never buy content, stay 2 nights in the hotel and it would be a small meet. A lot of the UK based guys couldn't make it and some like the guy Geezer who is for ever calling me a cunt and telling me to die on boards. Came with others in a car and left very soon afterwards. I suspect because the free food on the buffet had run out.

Then this great myth developed that I dropped a wine bottle when I saw him. Truth is when I saw him it was because the part owner of the Lady Sonia site pointed him out to me and I was drinking wine at the time and shocked at his size. He was morbidly obese at the time. Was a shock to see him as I had this vision of a guy who could back up his words. Not one who could hardly walk across the room.

But it's a better story about me shitting my pants, dropping and wine bottle and being terrified.

Would be nice to meet and sit down and explain my feelings and thought about online porn. It boils down to we focused far too much on the number of surfers, gave away far too much free porn, built members areas that were not good enough and losing 99 possible sales in 100 is not good. Losing 999 in 1,000 is terrible. Today if we could convert 1-1,000 of all the people looking at online porn we would all be far richer.

Is the future, getting 1-500 to go to 2-1,000 or getting 2-500? I feel today it's easier to convert a fraction more of the traffic you have and to keep members buying. Than building free traffic to get sign ups and the keep the same membership size.

We need to think beyond where we do today. Adapt or die, means more than putting up a Tube site.

Blazing · 09-18-2011, 01:55 AM

Hey Paul, Marjie and I will be in Prague.. it will be nice to see you...

Paul Markham · 09-18-2011, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazing

Hey Paul, Marjie and I will be in Prague.. it will be nice to see you...

Long time no see. See you in Prague.

You are the Mark I met in LA I hope.

Klen · 09-18-2011, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year.

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

I chatted once with Paul over skype....He have most evil voice ever...

Jack Sparrow · 09-18-2011, 02:49 AM

Why on earth would anyone waste time talking to some demented delusional old fart is beyond me. We have gfy to waste time laughing at you, no need to go to any show for that.

Someone hold his drinks for him please, hate to see him wet his pants and drop his drink everytime someone walks in.

Paul Markham · 09-18-2011, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I chatted once with Paul over skype....He have most evil voice ever...

Maybe I would scare the trolls away.

TeenCat · 09-18-2011, 05:10 AM

hello paul, see you there?

you are one of the first guys i met in adult business, hope to see you again!

Paul Markham · 09-18-2011, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

hello paul, see you there?

you are one of the first guys i met in adult business, hope to see you again!

Did I scare you as well?

Just Alex · 09-19-2011, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Why on earth would anyone waste time talking to some demented delusional old fart is beyond me. We have gfy to waste time laughing at you, no need to go to any show for that.

Someone hold his drinks for him please, hate to see him wet his pants and drop his drink everytime someone walks in.

Take out word "old" and we have you. You two must be related some how. Did he shoot your mom back in the 70's?

Paul Markham · 09-19-2011, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Take out word "old" and we have you. You two must be related some how. Did he shoot your mom back in the 70's?

Someone should of shot her, for not drowning him at birth.

JFK · 09-21-2011, 09:01 AM

Paul make sure you see me please

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