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Paul Markham 09-15-2011 11:05 AM

It seems I'm going to Prague for the show.
 
Will be there 22/23. Thursday and Friday.

So anyone wants to tell to

Shut the Fuck Up
How well they are doing giving free porn to 1,000s of surfers to get 1 sign up.
Or how much money they make doing what ever.

Can do so. :1orglaugh

Anyone who wants to buy cheap content, talk about me reviewing their sites content, or how to shoot porn better, are most welcome.

I can only drink water, coffee and tea so a real cheap date. :thumbsup

Still looking for someone to hit me up who's in Amsterdam or going.

Paul Markham 09-15-2011 11:20 AM

I could only get into Hotel Denisa, anyone else in there from here?

Brainiac 09-15-2011 11:47 AM

have a good time Paul

fuzebox 09-15-2011 12:13 PM

Is Damian going? :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 09-15-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 18429784)
have a good time Paul

I'll have to take my laptop so I can troll here to do that. :1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-15-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18429847)
Is Damian going? :1orglaugh

they should do a porn beer show together... :thumbsup





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NALEM 09-15-2011 02:16 PM

Paul are you originally from OC, SoCal?

Intrinsic 09-15-2011 02:21 PM

aww I think nalem just asked Paul out

:wetkiss

Rochard 09-15-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18429696)

I can only drink water, coffee and tea so a real cheap date. :thumbsup

Getting old sucks huh?

Chosen 09-15-2011 02:25 PM

Have fun Paul :pimp

SZNY 09-15-2011 02:49 PM

Great Paul good to see you there!

Grapesoda 09-15-2011 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18430126)
Getting old sucks huh?

you know you're old when you take a hot bath and yer nuts float :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 09-15-2011 09:31 PM

DUNH DUNH DUNH! Markham is going...

Have a good time Paul! I'm trying to get to ma Dalton's party in Brno on the 15th, hope you'll be there. Coffee and tea on me. :)

glowlite 09-15-2011 10:18 PM

Have a good time Paul :thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-16-2011 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18429847)
Is Damian going? :1orglaugh

I'm afraid not, he's going to Amsterdam.

If anyone here sees him. Tell him to hit me up.

Matyko 09-16-2011 12:43 AM

Will say Hi and shake your hands at least if I see you. Deal? ;)

Paul Markham 09-16-2011 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 18431053)
Will say Hi and shake your hands at least if I see you. Deal? ;)

Deal. I'll be wearing a shirt with my site name on.

Paul Markham 09-16-2011 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18430826)
DUNH DUNH DUNH! Markham is going...

Have a good time Paul! I'm trying to get to ma Dalton's party in Brno on the 15th, hope you'll be there. Coffee and tea on me. :)

I hope to make it to the party.

Paul Markham 09-17-2011 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18430126)
Getting old sucks huh?

It does when you watch youngsters ruin the business you were in.

Jel 09-17-2011 02:17 AM

Try not to drop any more bottles of wine :thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-17-2011 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18433189)
Try not to drop any more bottles of wine :thumbsup

I have to admit seeing how fat Geezer was shocked me. Wasn't a bottle it was just my wine glass, pity he didn't have the balls to come over and say hello.

Jel 09-17-2011 01:43 PM

lol you shit your pants and know it you silly cunt. And JT asked us both if we'd like to meet you, we said did we bollocks, due to you being a complete wanker :thumbsup

Jakez 09-17-2011 05:40 PM

Someone jump this guy.

Kidding lol. Hopefully someone can explain this crazy thing called the internet to you better in person.

Paul Markham 09-18-2011 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18433910)
lol you shit your pants and know it you silly cunt. And JT asked us both if we'd like to meet you, we said did we bollocks, due to you being a complete wanker :thumbsup

So how do you know I shit my pants if you were on the other side of the room?

I would of thought with 2 of you, you would of had the balls to come over. Seems it would take more than 2.

You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

Jakez 09-18-2011 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18434587)
You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year. :1orglaugh

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

Jel 09-18-2011 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18434587)
So how do you know I shit my pants if you were on the other side of the room?

I would of thought with 2 of you, you would of had the balls to come over. Seems it would take more than 2.

You see Jake, when trolls get the chance, they don't have the balls. Keyboard warriors.

lol, funny shit :1orglaugh

Why would I want to come over and meet a total wanker? You are a nothing paul, that wasn't even worth the 5 seconds of my time it'd have taken for JT to introduce us :thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-18-2011 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18434595)
Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year. :1orglaugh

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

No idea why these guys who never miss a chance to tell me what they think of me from the safety of their spare rooms, wouldn't come over to tell me face to face.

for this meeting, I flew from Czech to England to sit and drink with guys I knew would never buy content, stay 2 nights in the hotel and it would be a small meet. A lot of the UK based guys couldn't make it and some like the guy Geezer who is for ever calling me a cunt and telling me to die on boards. Came with others in a car and left very soon afterwards. I suspect because the free food on the buffet had run out.

Then this great myth developed that I dropped a wine bottle when I saw him. Truth is when I saw him it was because the part owner of the Lady Sonia site pointed him out to me and I was drinking wine at the time and shocked at his size. He was morbidly obese at the time. Was a shock to see him as I had this vision of a guy who could back up his words. Not one who could hardly walk across the room.

But it's a better story about me shitting my pants, dropping and wine bottle and being terrified.

Would be nice to meet and sit down and explain my feelings and thought about online porn. It boils down to we focused far too much on the number of surfers, gave away far too much free porn, built members areas that were not good enough and losing 99 possible sales in 100 is not good. Losing 999 in 1,000 is terrible. Today if we could convert 1-1,000 of all the people looking at online porn we would all be far richer.

Is the future, getting 1-500 to go to 2-1,000 or getting 2-500? I feel today it's easier to convert a fraction more of the traffic you have and to keep members buying. Than building free traffic to get sign ups and the keep the same membership size.

We need to think beyond where we do today. Adapt or die, means more than putting up a Tube site.

Blazing 09-18-2011 01:55 AM

Hey Paul, Marjie and I will be in Prague.. it will be nice to see you...

Paul Markham 09-18-2011 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing (Post 18434671)
Hey Paul, Marjie and I will be in Prague.. it will be nice to see you...

Long time no see. See you in Prague.

You are the Mark I met in LA I hope. :)

Klen 09-18-2011 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18434595)
Well said, Mr. Troll of The Year. :1orglaugh

I'm sure arguing with you in person would be a lot more exciting (possibly interesting) and less name calling. Why anyone would be "scared" to meet you is beyond me, I know I'd like to at least have a conversation and hear your point of view beyond text on a screen... before I confirm you are totally clueless LOL.

I chatted once with Paul over skype....He have most evil voice ever...

Jack Sparrow 09-18-2011 02:49 AM

Why on earth would anyone waste time talking to some demented delusional old fart is beyond me. We have gfy to waste time laughing at you, no need to go to any show for that.

Someone hold his drinks for him please, hate to see him wet his pants and drop his drink everytime someone walks in.

Paul Markham 09-18-2011 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 18434692)
I chatted once with Paul over skype....He have most evil voice ever...

Maybe I would scare the trolls away. :1orglaugh

TeenCat 09-18-2011 05:10 AM

hello paul, see you there? :) you are one of the first guys i met in adult business, hope to see you again! :thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-18-2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 18434906)
hello paul, see you there? :) you are one of the first guys i met in adult business, hope to see you again! :thumbsup

Did I scare you as well? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just Alex 09-19-2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18434707)
Why on earth would anyone waste time talking to some demented delusional old fart is beyond me. We have gfy to waste time laughing at you, no need to go to any show for that.

Someone hold his drinks for him please, hate to see him wet his pants and drop his drink everytime someone walks in.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Take out word "old" and we have you. You two must be related some how. Did he shoot your mom back in the 70's?

Paul Markham 09-19-2011 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18436882)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Take out word "old" and we have you. You two must be related some how. Did he shoot your mom back in the 70's?

Someone should of shot her, for not drowning him at birth. :1orglaugh

JFK 09-21-2011 09:01 AM

Paul make sure you see me please:winkwink::thumbsup


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