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HardlinkSells · 08-31-2011, 10:04 AM

I have always wondered. They are sexy :D

Pics:

seeandsee · 08-31-2011, 10:08 AM

some pics are lacking dicks :D

StinkyPink · 08-31-2011, 10:11 AM

Why is your dick so straight? Hmmm... straight.

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2011, 10:19 AM

Because of often having to be held to look erect? Though, a decent number of men I know have known have non-straight cocks.

pornguy · 08-31-2011, 10:20 AM

I think your looking at the wrong Shemales. None of ours have crooked ones.

redwhiteandblue · 08-31-2011, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

a decent number of men I know have known have non-straight cocks.

Before or after you fucked them?

Chosen · 08-31-2011, 10:22 AM

I don't actually know why I opened this thread...

DWB · 08-31-2011, 10:32 AM

Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.

96ukssob · 08-31-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.

JamesGw · 08-31-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.

This is science.

The Ghost · 08-31-2011, 11:49 AM

Got some curved ones too .... and missing ones

The Ghost · 08-31-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.

Some even use string to tie their cock between their legs to hide it. For the most part they have their cocks hidden in skin tight outfits, and that cock's gotta go somewhere.

The Ghost · 08-31-2011, 12:15 PM

Couple more Ladyboy cocks

Scott McD · 08-31-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

How can you tell she has a crooked cock from that pic ??

(i'd prob hit it)

tabasco · 08-31-2011, 03:36 PM

It's from not changing hands at 100

justinsain · 08-31-2011, 03:40 PM

Well I just scratched Amy Reid off my to do list.

thickcash_amo · 08-31-2011, 04:22 PM

from masterbating too much?

porno jew · 08-31-2011, 04:24 PM

crooked like their hearts and souls.

directfiesta · 08-31-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Got some curved ones too .... and missing ones

Shit !!!!

This is scary...

If I met those in a night club... I would have hit on it ...

PromoterX · 08-31-2011, 10:03 PM

This thread makes me look limp.

brassmonkey · 08-31-2011, 10:09 PM

tiger · 08-31-2011, 11:41 PM

Damn Amy Reid's cock is almost as big as mine.

DWB · 09-01-2011, 01:31 AM

Marty, you just saved the thread with all the erect LB hooch.

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Some even use string to tie their cock between their legs to hide it. For the most part they have their cocks hidden in skin tight outfits, and that cock's gotta go somewhere.

Cock hiding technique is an art within itself. Discovery Channel should make a documentary about it.

I've met a few who literally duct tape it down.

I think they have a different softer tape that some of them use, but duct tape is straight ghetto.

DWB · 09-01-2011, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Shit !!!!

This is scary...

If I met those in a night club... I would have hit on it ...

Shit gets real confusing over here sometimes.

The Ghost · 09-01-2011, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Marty, you just saved the thread with all the erect LB hooch.

Cock hiding technique is an art within itself. Discovery Channel should make a documentary about it.

I've met a few who literally duct tape it down.

I think they have a different softer tape that some of them use, but duct tape is straight ghetto.

The models that show up with the medical tape drive me nuts. When they tape their tits or whatever after the enhancements. Found baby oil is a good way to get rid of extra tape residue.

Shey · 09-01-2011, 02:58 AM

I think I'm lost, why am I here again?

adultchatpay · 09-01-2011, 03:27 AM

I'm about to vomit, honestly.

CurrentlySober · 09-01-2011, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Shit gets real confusing over here sometimes.

I like shit...

SilentSound · 09-01-2011, 06:10 AM

Why did I even scroll through this thread

CaptainHowdy · 09-01-2011, 07:15 AM

My Pimp · 09-01-2011, 08:21 AM

These are all men ?

The Ghost · 09-01-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentSound

Why did I even scroll through this thread

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