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HardlinkSells 08-31-2011 10:04 AM
Why are shemale's dicks always so crooked?
 
I have always wondered. They are sexy :D

Pics:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-i...epic_dong1.jpg

http://galleries.smcrevenue.com/nats/PrivateSee/7.jpg

http://www.shemale-porn-galls.com/ga...lah_pic2/9.jpg

http://fhg.shemale.asia/sma/296_Dook_ftdrt/003.jpg

http://tsdreamland.com/wp-content/im...sarinasolo.jpg

http://www.shemale-porn-galls.com/ga...tica_pic/3.jpg

seeandsee 08-31-2011 10:08 AM
some pics are lacking dicks :D

StinkyPink 08-31-2011 10:11 AM
Why is your dick so straight? Hmmm... straight.

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2011 10:19 AM
Because of often having to be held to look erect? Though, a decent number of men I know have known have non-straight cocks.

pornguy 08-31-2011 10:20 AM
I think your looking at the wrong Shemales. None of ours have crooked ones.

redwhiteandblue 08-31-2011 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 18391921)
a decent number of men I know have known have non-straight cocks.
Before or after you fucked them?

Chosen 08-31-2011 10:22 AM
I don't actually know why I opened this thread...

DWB 08-31-2011 10:32 AM
Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.

96ukssob 08-31-2011 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18391954)
Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.
:thumbsup

JamesGw 08-31-2011 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18391954)
Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.
This is science.

The Ghost 08-31-2011 11:49 AM
http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/oil_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/palm_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/ne_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/dao_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/oil2_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/honey_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/kat_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/narnia_lbg.jpg

Got some curved ones too .... and missing ones :pimp

The Ghost 08-31-2011 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18391954)
Many of them have gone their entire life "tucking" their penis between their legs. As you can imagine, if you did this long enough, especially through the periods when you are still growing, there is a very good chance it will end up a little bent later on in life.

Think Chinese "foot binding" and how they wrap their feet as children so they will have smaller feet as adults. It mangles the feet, but they can fit them into smaller shoes.


:bowdown

Some even use string to tie their cock between their legs to hide it. For the most part they have their cocks hidden in skin tight outfits, and that cock's gotta go somewhere.

The Ghost 08-31-2011 12:15 PM
Couple more Ladyboy cocks

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/pearwa_lbg.jpg

http://blackshemalemodels.com/promo/pond_lbg.jpg

Scott McD 08-31-2011 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HardlinkSells (Post 18391883)

How can you tell she has a crooked cock from that pic ??

























(i'd prob hit it)

tabasco 08-31-2011 03:36 PM
It's from not changing hands at 100

justinsain 08-31-2011 03:40 PM
Well I just scratched Amy Reid off my to do list.

thickcash_amo 08-31-2011 04:22 PM
from masterbating too much?

porno jew 08-31-2011 04:24 PM
crooked like their hearts and souls.

directfiesta 08-31-2011 04:27 PM
Shit !!!!

This is scary...

If I met those in a night club... I would have hit on it ... :warning

PromoterX 08-31-2011 10:03 PM
This thread makes me look limp.

brassmonkey 08-31-2011 10:09 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tiger 08-31-2011 11:41 PM
Damn Amy Reid's cock is almost as big as mine.

DWB 09-01-2011 01:31 AM
Marty, you just saved the thread with all the erect LB hooch. :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 18392268)
:bowdown

Some even use string to tie their cock between their legs to hide it. For the most part they have their cocks hidden in skin tight outfits, and that cock's gotta go somewhere.
Cock hiding technique is an art within itself. Discovery Channel should make a documentary about it.

I've met a few who literally duct tape it down. :Oh crap I think they have a different softer tape that some of them use, but duct tape is straight ghetto.

DWB 09-01-2011 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 18392994)
Shit !!!!

This is scary...

If I met those in a night club... I would have hit on it ... :warning
Shit gets real confusing over here sometimes.

The Ghost 09-01-2011 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18393594)
Marty, you just saved the thread with all the erect LB hooch. :thumbsup



Cock hiding technique is an art within itself. Discovery Channel should make a documentary about it.

I've met a few who literally duct tape it down. :Oh crap I think they have a different softer tape that some of them use, but duct tape is straight ghetto.

The models that show up with the medical tape drive me nuts. When they tape their tits or whatever after the enhancements. Found baby oil is a good way to get rid of extra tape residue.

Shey 09-01-2011 02:58 AM
I think I'm lost, why am I here again? :Oh crap

adultchatpay 09-01-2011 03:27 AM
I'm about to vomit, honestly.

CurrentlySober 09-01-2011 03:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18393596)
Shit gets real confusing over here sometimes.
I like shit... :thumbsup

SilentSound 09-01-2011 06:10 AM
Why did I even scroll through this thread :error:error

CaptainHowdy 09-01-2011 07:15 AM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1...r20of20joy.jpg

My Pimp 09-01-2011 08:21 AM
These are all men ?

The Ghost 09-01-2011 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentSound (Post 18393927)
Why did I even scroll through this thread :error:error
:party-smi


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