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Sarah_Jayne · 01-30-2003, 04:05 AM

According to this article more people think Albert Einstein should be cloned than Jesus.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...u=news.surveys

We know Bush wouldn't be happy but who, other than your family members, would you clone if you had the chance?

mech · 01-30-2003, 04:09 AM

What would cloning Jesus accomplish? We've already got plenty of talented natural born carpenters and I don?t think Jesus knows how to use a lathe.

wizardmerlin · 01-30-2003, 04:17 AM

Chris Farley fuck!!!!!!! Easy choice!

Jakke PNG · 01-30-2003, 04:20 AM

Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

haggard · 01-30-2003, 04:23 AM

i'd say clone jimmy kimmel and adam corolla and let them duke it out in a celebrity vs. celebrity clone tag team match.

kmanrox · 01-30-2003, 05:16 AM

id say albert einstein would be a great clone, thomas edison, all the great scholars of our time.... maybe clone Freud and ask him if he was molested by a man when he was a kid....

id certainly make an army of pamela anderson's and sell them to people as an upsell on my websites.....

id clone hitler so we could torture him when we get bored....

theres a million good reasons to clone certain people...

Brujah · 01-30-2003, 05:50 AM

What would a clone know about anything ? Zip. I'll take a clone of Natalie Wood.

Ross · 01-30-2003, 06:21 AM

I would clone myself...... get my clone to do all the work and sit back while the money rolls in!!!!!!!!!

directfiesta · 01-30-2003, 09:24 AM

George W Bush... then he could play war with himself

directfiesta · 01-30-2003, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by directfiesta
George W Bush... then he could play war with himself

On the other hand, 2 George W is scary....

kenga · 01-30-2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

Thants pretty funny! Can I get in on that deal? I'll help you kill the orginial and keep a percentage of the money? Let's talk.

kenga · 01-30-2003, 09:27 AM

Thomas Jefferson and Leonardo Da Vinci should be cloned.

candyflip · 01-30-2003, 09:31 AM

One of my dogs passed on a few months back. I'd clone her. I've actually got some hair and blood samples saved, so perhaps one day this will actually be something I can do

Libertine · 01-30-2003, 09:34 AM

I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.

azRCF · 01-30-2003, 09:39 AM

Daisy Duke

LadyMischief · 01-30-2003, 09:50 AM

I would clone either two more Russel Crowes or two more Ty Hamilton Cobb's ... just so I'd have one for each hole ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

MagicksAntics · 01-30-2003, 09:54 AM

me. 3 times.

tygergoddess · 01-30-2003, 10:03 AM

Nicoli Tesla, he was a gazillion times better "inventor" than Edison, he just didn't know how to sell himself. Edison was the better showman and he stole many of Tesla's ideas. Look up all the shit this man invented. It's theorized before he died he found a way to make his "Tesla Coil" work, but his work was destroyed. If he had, it would mean "free" electricity for everyone. We can't have that now, nothings free in the USA.

tygergoddess · 01-30-2003, 10:04 AM

Oh yeah, and Robert Anton Wilson, just to see what wild shit another one would write to expand the mind....

sherie · 01-30-2003, 10:06 AM

Axl Rose in his younger years, without the abusive streak that is!!

FlyingIguana · 01-30-2003, 10:06 AM

bobby orr, so we can dominate hockey

stanton · 01-30-2003, 10:07 AM

MYSELF!!!

UncleJimmy · 01-30-2003, 10:08 AM

Salma Hayek or Nikki Cox ;)

we need to keep the fine breastessess alive

pennd · 01-30-2003, 10:10 AM

Interesting
cnn article about it.

I'd clone myself, seems like a good enough way to have kids.

sweetdesigns · 01-30-2003, 10:14 AM

i would clone my cheif designer as its really hard to find good designers these days

theWatsonian · 01-30-2003, 10:45 AM

I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?

directfiesta · 01-30-2003, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-30-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.

ever seen Boys From Brazil?

RMG2 · 01-30-2003, 02:00 PM

Easy One...

Sarrah M Gellar and she would be my slave.

MaxDent · 01-30-2003, 03:00 PM

1. An army of me.

2. I'd equip them and take over the ME. No, not Maine.

3. Ally myself with the US/UK and help rebuild Israel's economy.

4. Infiltrate French society and bring it to it's knees! Then sell off a large number of their citizens to dictators in Africa (yes, I'll get to invading there too.) so their future generations would know the value of procecting their freedom.

5. Germany would be next but I'd spare those living in Bavaria, it is beautiful there. I don't think I'd have to sell any Germans, just a few good public beatings and their Chancellor doing a live show of 'The Running Man'.

5. Hold a huge party in Amsterdam with a bunch of friends.

No world peace by then? Pick another two bit dictatorship to crush.

Yes, I know that I'd be in fact a dictator but I'd be a very reasonable ruler.

Herb Kornfield · 01-30-2003, 04:00 PM

I'd Clone my Dog, She's pretty funny, really mellow and almost never barks in the house, also, she NEVER goes in the house.

Totally cool dog, last night, she figured out to get her favorite ball, stand on a dining room chair, drop the ball AT AN ANGLE to then have it roll across the rooms and chase it, all to start over again.

The dog is totally self contained when it comes to amusing herself. I just walk her, give her dog biscuits and leave on Animal planet all day while I am off here working.

And, when she gets bored, she takes a nap.

Everyone should have a totally cool dog

01-30-2003, 04:05 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	who would you clone? According to this article more people think Albert Einstein should be cloned than Jesus. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...u=news.surveys We know Bush wouldn't be happy but who, other than your family members, would you clone if you had the chance?

01-30-2003, 04:09 AM	#2
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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Hmmm. tuff question. IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original, I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say : Bill Gates. Train him as my slave. Kill the original. Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-30-2003, 04:23 AM	#5
haggard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 469	i'd say clone jimmy kimmel and adam corolla and let them duke it out in a celebrity vs. celebrity clone tag team match. __________________ <img src="http://home.hawaii.rr.com/hobble/robman2.jpg"> the bossman cometh...

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	id say albert einstein would be a great clone, thomas edison, all the great scholars of our time.... maybe clone Freud and ask him if he was molested by a man when he was a kid.... id certainly make an army of pamela anderson's and sell them to people as an upsell on my websites..... id clone hitler so we could torture him when we get bored.... theres a million good reasons to clone certain people... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I would clone myself...... get my clone to do all the work and sit back while the money rolls in!!!!!!!!!

01-30-2003, 09:24 AM	#9
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01-30-2003, 09:31 AM	#13
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,067	One of my dogs passed on a few months back. I'd clone her. I've actually got some hair and blood samples saved, so perhaps one day this will actually be something I can do __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

01-30-2003, 09:34 AM	#14
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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	I would clone either two more Russel Crowes or two more Ty Hamilton Cobb's ... just so I'd have one for each hole ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

01-30-2003, 09:54 AM	#17
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01-30-2003, 10:03 AM	#18
tygergoddess Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In the Middle of the F*ckin' Bible Belt Posts: 95	Nicoli Tesla, he was a gazillion times better "inventor" than Edison, he just didn't know how to sell himself. Edison was the better showman and he stole many of Tesla's ideas. Look up all the shit this man invented. It's theorized before he died he found a way to make his "Tesla Coil" work, but his work was destroyed. If he had, it would mean "free" electricity for everyone. We can't have that now, nothings free in the USA. __________________ Tyger Goddess

01-30-2003, 10:04 AM	#19
tygergoddess Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In the Middle of the F*ckin' Bible Belt Posts: 95	Oh yeah, and Robert Anton Wilson, just to see what wild shit another one would write to expand the mind.... __________________ Tyger Goddess

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01-30-2003, 10:14 AM	#25
sweetdesigns Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 39	i would clone my cheif designer as its really hard to find good designers these days __________________ http://www.sweet-designs.net

01-30-2003, 10:45 AM	#26
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01-30-2003, 02:00 PM	#29
RMG2 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 106	Easy One... Sarrah M Gellar and she would be my slave.

01-30-2003, 03:00 PM	#30
MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	1. An army of me. 2. I'd equip them and take over the ME. No, not Maine. 3. Ally myself with the US/UK and help rebuild Israel's economy. 4. Infiltrate French society and bring it to it's knees! Then sell off a large number of their citizens to dictators in Africa (yes, I'll get to invading there too.) so their future generations would know the value of procecting their freedom. 5. Germany would be next but I'd spare those living in Bavaria, it is beautiful there. I don't think I'd have to sell any Germans, just a few good public beatings and their Chancellor doing a live show of 'The Running Man'. 5. Hold a huge party in Amsterdam with a bunch of friends. No world peace by then? Pick another two bit dictatorship to crush. Yes, I know that I'd be in fact a dictator but I'd be a very reasonable ruler.

01-30-2003, 04:00 PM	#31
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	I'd Clone my Dog, She's pretty funny, really mellow and almost never barks in the house, also, she NEVER goes in the house. Totally cool dog, last night, she figured out to get her favorite ball, stand on a dining room chair, drop the ball AT AN ANGLE to then have it roll across the rooms and chase it, all to start over again. The dog is totally self contained when it comes to amusing herself. I just walk her, give her dog biscuits and leave on Animal planet all day while I am off here working. And, when she gets bored, she takes a nap. Everyone should have a totally cool dog