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Sarah_Jayne 01-30-2003 04:05 AM

who would you clone?
 
According to this article more people think Albert Einstein should be cloned than Jesus.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...u=news.surveys

We know Bush wouldn't be happy but who, other than your family members, would you clone if you had the chance?

mech 01-30-2003 04:09 AM

What would cloning Jesus accomplish? We've already got plenty of talented natural born carpenters and I don?t think Jesus knows how to use a lathe.

wizardmerlin 01-30-2003 04:17 AM

Chris Farley fuck!!!!!!! Easy choice!

Jakke PNG 01-30-2003 04:20 AM

Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

haggard 01-30-2003 04:23 AM

i'd say clone jimmy kimmel and adam corolla and let them duke it out in a celebrity vs. celebrity clone tag team match.

kmanrox 01-30-2003 05:16 AM

id say albert einstein would be a great clone, thomas edison, all the great scholars of our time.... maybe clone Freud and ask him if he was molested by a man when he was a kid....

id certainly make an army of pamela anderson's and sell them to people as an upsell on my websites.....

id clone hitler so we could torture him when we get bored....

theres a million good reasons to clone certain people...

Brujah 01-30-2003 05:50 AM

What would a clone know about anything ? Zip. I'll take a clone of Natalie Wood.

Ross 01-30-2003 06:21 AM

I would clone myself...... get my clone to do all the work and sit back while the money rolls in!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh

directfiesta 01-30-2003 09:24 AM

George W Bush... then he could play war with himself :BangBang:

directfiesta 01-30-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
George W Bush... then he could play war with himself :BangBang:
On the other hand, 2 George W is scary....

kenga 01-30-2003 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

Thants pretty funny! Can I get in on that deal? I'll help you kill the orginial and keep a percentage of the money? Let's talk.

kenga 01-30-2003 09:27 AM

Thomas Jefferson and Leonardo Da Vinci should be cloned.

candyflip 01-30-2003 09:31 AM

One of my dogs passed on a few months back. I'd clone her. I've actually got some hair and blood samples saved, so perhaps one day this will actually be something I can do :)

Libertine 01-30-2003 09:34 AM

I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.

azRCF 01-30-2003 09:39 AM

Daisy Duke :smokin

LadyMischief 01-30-2003 09:50 AM

I would clone either two more Russel Crowes or two more Ty Hamilton Cobb's ... just so I'd have one for each hole ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

MagicksAntics 01-30-2003 09:54 AM

me. 3 times.

tygergoddess 01-30-2003 10:03 AM

Nicoli Tesla, he was a gazillion times better "inventor" than Edison, he just didn't know how to sell himself. Edison was the better showman and he stole many of Tesla's ideas. Look up all the shit this man invented. It's theorized before he died he found a way to make his "Tesla Coil" work, but his work was destroyed. If he had, it would mean "free" electricity for everyone. We can't have that now, nothings free in the USA.

tygergoddess 01-30-2003 10:04 AM

Oh yeah, and Robert Anton Wilson, just to see what wild shit another one would write to expand the mind....

sherie 01-30-2003 10:06 AM

Axl Rose in his younger years, without the abusive streak that is!!:thumbsup

FlyingIguana 01-30-2003 10:06 AM

bobby orr, so we can dominate hockey :thumbsup

stanton 01-30-2003 10:07 AM

MYSELF!!! :321GFY

UncleJimmy 01-30-2003 10:08 AM

Salma Hayek or Nikki Cox ;)

we need to keep the fine breastessess alive

pennd 01-30-2003 10:10 AM

Interesting
cnn article about it.

I'd clone myself, seems like a good enough way to have kids.

sweetdesigns 01-30-2003 10:14 AM

i would clone my cheif designer as its really hard to find good designers these days :glugglug

theWatsonian 01-30-2003 10:45 AM

I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?
:Graucho

directfiesta 01-30-2003 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?
:Graucho

:)

Sarah_Jayne 01-30-2003 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.
ever seen Boys From Brazil?

RMG2 01-30-2003 02:00 PM

Easy One...

Sarrah M Gellar and she would be my slave. :Graucho

MaxDent 01-30-2003 03:00 PM

1. An army of me.

2. I'd equip them and take over the ME. No, not Maine. :ak47:

3. Ally myself with the US/UK and help rebuild Israel's economy. :2 cents:

4. Infiltrate French society and bring it to it's knees! Then sell off a large number of their citizens to dictators in Africa (yes, I'll get to invading there too.) so their future generations would know the value of procecting their freedom.

5. Germany would be next but I'd spare those living in Bavaria, it is beautiful there. I don't think I'd have to sell any Germans, just a few good public beatings and their Chancellor doing a live show of 'The Running Man'. :winkwink:

5. Hold a huge party in Amsterdam with a bunch of friends. :drinkup

No world peace by then? Pick another two bit dictatorship to crush.

Yes, I know that I'd be in fact a dictator but I'd be a very reasonable ruler. :evil-laug

Herb Kornfield 01-30-2003 04:00 PM

I'd Clone my Dog, She's pretty funny, really mellow and almost never barks in the house, also, she NEVER goes in the house.

Totally cool dog, last night, she figured out to get her favorite ball, stand on a dining room chair, drop the ball AT AN ANGLE to then have it roll across the rooms and chase it, all to start over again.

The dog is totally self contained when it comes to amusing herself. I just walk her, give her dog biscuits and leave on Animal planet all day while I am off here working.

And, when she gets bored, she takes a nap.

Everyone should have a totally cool dog


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