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MrMaxwell · 08-20-2011, 10:08 AM

I bet that none of you maroons can ask me a question I can't either answer or find the answer to .. Come up with a problem I can't solve, if I'm so stupid ..

WarChild · 08-20-2011, 10:09 AM

How about you get a job so you can take your pig the veterinarian and get its thyroid fixed?

porno jew · 08-20-2011, 10:12 AM

Find three consecutive odd integers whose sum is 24 more than the greatest of the three integers.

seeandsee · 08-20-2011, 10:16 AM

Solve Albert Einstein riddle ... and you are in 2% of population

MrMaxwell · 08-20-2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

Find three consecutive odd integers whose sum is 24 more than the greatest of the three integers.

God damn it, I lost, already.

Well played

drmadcat · 08-20-2011, 10:17 AM

thats easy when you use google

alias · 08-20-2011, 10:20 AM

Wizzo · 08-20-2011, 10:25 AM

Who owns MediaRevenue?

WarChild · 08-20-2011, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

find three consecutive odd integers whose sum is 24 more than the greatest of the three integers.

11 + 13 + 15 = 39
39 - 24 = 15

raymor · 08-20-2011, 10:27 AM

Suppose that solutions to a problem can be verified quickly. Then, can the solutions themselves also be computed quickly?

Assume "quickly" is defined as polynomial time. You'll be paid $1,000,000 if you can show that your answer is correct.

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 10:28 AM

x+(x-2)+(x-4)=x+24
3x-6=x+24
2x=30
x=15

Hence, 11/13/15 is the sequence.

simple shit.

vsex · 08-20-2011, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

x+(x-2)+(x-4)=x+24
3x-6=x+24
2x=30
x=15

Hence, 11/13/15 is the sequence.

simple shit.

WarChild · 08-20-2011, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

x+(x-2)+(x-4)=x+24
3x-6=x+24
2x=30
x=15

Hence, 11/13/15 is the sequence.

simple shit.

That seems like a lot of work. I just did it my head.

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 11:05 AM

Me too. But, this is what I did rather that running a series of "what ifs".

AnimeFevers · 08-20-2011, 11:45 AM

Is god real?

ilnjscb · 08-20-2011, 01:48 PM

Why is it said that light has no mass if it can be affected by gravitational pull?

AzteK · 08-20-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Why is it said that light has no mass if it can be affected by gravitational pull?

light has energy and momentum which couples to gravity

My Pimp · 08-20-2011, 02:01 PM

How was the universe created/generated out of nothing?

Cherry7 · 08-20-2011, 02:06 PM

Light travels at the speed of light in a vacuum , but in other mediums it slows down, hence it is bent to form nuddy pics.

But this is the bit I don't understand, after it comes out off glass where does the energy come from for it to speed up again to "light speed" ?

How is possible for it to be slowing down and speeding up?

Or is it always traveling at the same speed but glass is like a windy road ?

L-Pink · 08-20-2011, 02:13 PM

I'll send you a jpeg, please tell me if the rash is related to the weekend I spent in Nuevo Laredo.

raymor · 08-20-2011, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7

Light travels at the speed of light in a vacuum , but in other mediums it slows down, hence it is bent to form nuddy pics.

But this is the bit I don't understand, after it comes out off glass where does the energy come from for it to speed up again to "light speed" ?

How is possible for it to be slowing down and speeding up?

Or is it always traveling at the same speed but glass is like a windy road ?

Something like the winding road. The photons travel at the same speed. We know that some substances, like wood, absorb light. At the particle level, that means photons are absorbed by the molecules in the wood.

In other substances, we day that light is transmitted through. In glass, the individual photons are briefly absorbed, then re-emitted. The rate of absorption and re-emission controls how long it takes for a photon to make it all the way through the material.

So while the photons move at velocity C, the time spent on absorbtion reduces the average velocity.

papill0n · 08-20-2011, 02:46 PM

tell me about the meta-deposition of sediments during the devonian

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 02:52 PM

Carbonaceous or aqueous sedimentation? Or, the interaction of the two in creation of modern day fuels.

MrMaxwell · 08-20-2011, 02:57 PM

I lose

So - if GFYers know things that I don't - I think that I need to just go and work at mickey d's :D

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 02:59 PM

I learned a lot working at McDonalds. Worked there for a couple of years as a teenager.

L-Pink · 08-20-2011, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I lose

So - if GFYers know things that I don't - I think that I need to just go and work at mickey d's :D

More than 50% of McDonald owners started behind the counter.

.

MrBottomTooth · 08-20-2011, 03:13 PM

Posting a thread like this is not going to help your case.

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 03:15 PM

<========admits he knows nothing except how to tie his shoes.

Everything else is luck and habit.

TheDoc · 08-20-2011, 03:24 PM

What does the molecule look like that makes up gravity?

SallyRand · 08-20-2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I bet that none of you maroons can ask me a question I can't either answer or find the answer to .. Come up with a problem I can't solve, if I'm so stupid ..

MrMaxwell, you set yourself up for all sorts of abuse and hating by making posts like this, so I'll give you one that you may well be able to answer.........................

What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

KRosh · 08-20-2011, 04:22 PM

maroons?

or morons?....the thread did not start off well

maybe you are referring to the way bugs bunny says it?

KRosh · 08-20-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Why is it said that light has no mass if it can be affected by gravitational pull?

Curved Space

iwantchixx · 08-20-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I bet that none of you maroons can ask me a question I can't either answer or find the answer to .. Come up with a problem I can't solve, if I'm so stupid ..

Q1: Why do you care what we think about you?

Q2: Why are you spending time on here with mundane stuff like this instead of working on something?

alias · 08-20-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Pimp

How was the universe created/generated out of nothing?

Rapid expansion.

Coup · 08-20-2011, 05:38 PM

Throw some Thevinin's Theorem on this circuit

TheSquealer · 08-20-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Pimp

How was the universe created/generated out of nothing?

Why do you think it came from nothing?

The question assumes it "came from nothing". It didn't. Unless you know something science doesn't.

TheSquealer · 08-20-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I bet that none of you maroons can ask me a question I can't either answer or find the answer to .. Come up with a problem I can't solve, if I'm so stupid ..

Why are you so unsuccessful in life?

Babaganoosh · 08-20-2011, 05:59 PM

If you take the right front wheel and the left rear wheel off of a canoe, how many cowboy boots can you fit in an elephant's ear?

2MuchMark · 08-20-2011, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Solve Albert Einstein riddle ... and you are in 2% of population

What riddle is that?

2MuchMark · 08-20-2011, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

What does the molecule look like that makes up gravity?

Gravity isn't a molecule.

Lace · 08-20-2011, 07:43 PM

V_RocKs · 08-20-2011, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Is god real?

Crap... is real.

TheDoc · 08-20-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Gravity isn't a molecule.

Technically we don't know what gravity is, we can only see how it behaves. However it is made up of particles called gravitons, which would be made up of molecules or parts of them, but they can't be seen because they're in use.

marlboroack · 08-20-2011, 09:26 PM

How old am i you dumb ass

ThunderBalls · 08-20-2011, 10:25 PM

What does dark matter look like? Where does the energy that black holes consume go? Why do men have nipples?

Redrob · 08-20-2011, 11:00 PM

Dark, Into the Hole, Just in case.....

Cherry7 · 08-21-2011, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

Something like the winding road. The photons travel at the same speed. We know that some substances, like wood, absorb light. At the particle level, that means photons are absorbed by the molecules in the wood.

In other substances, we day that light is transmitted through. In glass, the individual photons are briefly absorbed, then re-emitted. The rate of absorption and re-emission controls how long it takes for a photon to make it all the way through the material.

So while the photons move at velocity C, the time spent on absorbtion reduces the average velocity.

So when glass changes the nature of the light, color etc is this due to the difference in absorption and re emission of the photons?

Emil · 08-21-2011, 02:20 AM

<=== dont know everything but probably 99,53% of it.

ilnjscb · 08-21-2011, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7

So when glass changes the nature of the light, color etc is this due to the difference in absorption and re emission of the photons?

This theory of photonic mass is incorrect. Theories of photons are 100 years old and mostly centered around shaky postulates such as relativity.

An object cannot have no mass but have energy. A photon is a result particle with a form that exists outside the currently observable universe.

That is also why the universe did not "appear" from nothing. There are other, currently unobserved frames with physical laws that may not correspond to the frame in which we live.

Sly · 08-21-2011, 08:02 AM

This thread worked out well.

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