For The Illiterates And READING DISABLED Among You!: THE CAN -SPAM ACT of 2003! - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 08:18 PM

http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!

L-Pink · 07-30-2011, 08:19 PM

You are the spam expert as well as a con man

Agent 488 · 07-30-2011, 08:21 PM

tl; dr. is there a video synopsis?

Barefootsies · 07-30-2011, 08:22 PM

Highway to the "Danger Zone"

Nick Danger = Marion Lynn???

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are the spam expert as well as a con man

Lemme tell you what, L-Pink, I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer" when I am the ONLY motherfucker on this entire Goddamned forum who understands the fucking ACT!

I am CAN-SPAM COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!

Fuck your horse, fuck your GF, fuck your wife, fuck your cat, fuck your dog and FUCK YOU!

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Highway to the "Danger Zone"

Nick Danger = Marion Lynn???

Yep, THE FUCKING DANGER ZONE!

Lemme tell you what, Barefootsies , I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer" when I am the ONLY motherfucker on this entire Goddamned forum who understands the fucking ACT!

I am CAN-SPAM COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!

Fuck your horse, fuck your GF, fuck your wife, fuck your cat, fuck your dog and FUCK YOU!

L-Pink · 07-30-2011, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Lemme tell you what, L-Pink, I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer"

But you're not tire of me calling you a con man? ........ Con man.

.

Geometrist · 07-30-2011, 09:03 PM

Sally is a professional weirdo.

Agent 488 · 07-30-2011, 09:07 PM

tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

L-Pink · 07-30-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

sally is well versed in spamming and is a con man.

.

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

But you're not tire of me calling you a con man? ........ Con man.

.

Prove it, motherfucker.

You keep posting shit from blogs and Wikis witout one single shred of documentation.

One fucking little tiny bit of PROOF, you dick-licking asshole!

And I'm sure that you meant "tired", instead of "tire" which is a thing that goes on a car or a wheel-barrow.

and lest I forget,

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Agent 488 · 07-30-2011, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

sally is well versed in spamming and is a con man.

.

thanks for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

thanks for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

And fuck you too, Agent 488.

You are as stupid as the rest of them.

spunky99 · 07-30-2011, 09:37 PM

time of the month?

SallyRand · 07-30-2011, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

thanks
for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

Hey, Agent 488, you one of the fucking non-CAN-SPAM compliant criminal-assed spammers outed on:

http://spamgossip.blogspot.com/ ?

I'll bet you are!

Sure would explain your virulence!

Which one are you?

Agent 488 · 07-30-2011, 09:56 PM

nope .....

lighten up you're going to have a stroke.

2MuchMark · 07-30-2011, 10:33 PM

Sally Rand,

If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.

PornStarToys · 07-30-2011, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!

Reported to the FBI for defaming the US government and threatening president Obama.

raymor · 07-31-2011, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

The CAN-SPAM act got watered down to the point it's nearly worthless. Basically, it's illegal to commit fraud via spam, but fraud was already illegal anyway, so can-spam does little.

Sally Rand claims that their spam is in their opinion compliant. That just means they claim they aren't fraudulent, just a regular spamming piece of shit.

Hey Sally Rand, you would probably be a much happier person if rather than constantly making excuses and defending your vile parasitic behavior, you switched to doing something useful. I know I enjoy life far more when I'm glad to share about what I've been doing and I know I'm really being of help to people. There is a sense of freedom and rightness work the universe that wasn't there back when I used to be a selfish prick.

DamianJ · 07-31-2011, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I am FAT OLD MAN IN A DRESS COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY ITCHY CLUT!

quoted for truth

DamianJ · 07-31-2011, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Sally Rand,

If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.

Pissing people off isn't something that seems to worry him overly

ottopottomouse · 07-31-2011, 03:01 AM

SallyRand · 07-31-2011, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Sally Rand,

If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.

You are absolutely right and that is why I do not send UNSOLICTED commercial email!

Now here is where many people get into trouble and as the end result, think they are being "spammed" when they are not............................................... ..............

The scenario:

Joe Blow signs up to receive email notifications about a product, service, free shit or a news letter.

Let's say the autoresponder is double-opt-in and when the software sends Joe the request for confirmation, Joe confirms and Joe's email address is added to the mailing list.

Now when you signed up, you did read the TOS and Privacy Policy didn't you?

Probably not as most people don't and the TOS says that "You are agreeing to receive commerical eamils from us", essentially in return for whatever free shit, service, product or newsletter you have chosen to receive.

The Privacy Policy says that "We reserve the right to share your email address with our subidiaries, accociates, marketing partners and their subsidaries, marketing partners and parent companies and by registering with our service, you are agreeing to receive commercial emails from those entities."

Well, now.............................you have efffectively signed up to receive comercial emails from by now maybe a hundred entities and no law has been broken or even bent. YOU simply did not do due diligence when YOU did the signup and AGREED to receive the aforementioned commercial emails!

And I quote:

"PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003 117 STAT. 2699
Public Law 108-187
108th Congress
An Act
To regulate interstate commerce by imposing limitations and penalties on the transmission
of unsolicited commercial electronic mail via the Internet.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of
the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the "Controlling the Assault of Non-
Solicited Pornography

117 STAT. 2710 PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003

(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
of the message."

Let me REPEAT the most relavant section:

"(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
of the message."

Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT to receive commercial emails according to the TOS and Privacy Policy!

What can Joe Blow do now to STOP receiving the commerical emails?

CLICK ON THE FUCKIN' "UNSUBSCRIBE" link, that's what!

Of course Joe will have to unsubscribe from ALL the partners, associates, sub-divisioins and primary companies to which Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT through the original signup and that may take a while but WHO signed up in the FIRST PLACE?

JOE FUCKING BLOW SIGNED UP!

There ain't no FREE LUNCH!

When Joe Blow DOUBLY-OPTED-IN to receive commercial emails, Joe Blow signed a FUCKING CONTRACT but DIDN'T READ IT BEFORE SIGNING!

Joe Can get OUT of the contract simply by clicking on the "UNSUBSCRIBE" links but generally it's a lot easier for the Joe Blows of the world to shout "SPAM!" than admit their OWN FUCKING ERROR and UNSUBSCRIBE!

MediaGuy · 07-31-2011, 08:51 AM

Romanians don't give a fuck.

:D

SallyRand · 07-31-2011, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Romanians don't give a fuck.

:D

Rarely have more truthful words been printed!

adultzone · 07-31-2011, 09:16 AM

I believe you SallyRand

L-Pink · 07-31-2011, 02:13 PM

SallyRand · 07-31-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

The CAN-SPAM act got watered down to the point it's nearly worthless. Basically, it's illegal to commit fraud via spam, but fraud was already illegal anyway, so can-spam does little.

Sally Rand claims that their spam is in their opinion compliant. That just means they claim they aren't fraudulent, just a regular spamming piece of shit.

Hey Sally Rand, you would probably be a much happier person if rather than constantly making excuses and defending your vile parasitic behavior, you switched to doing something useful. I know I enjoy life far more when I'm glad to share about what I've been doing and I know I'm really being of help to people. There is a sense of freedom and rightness work the universe that wasn't there back when I used to be a selfish prick.

You are a fucking idiot and stop spreading your strange and uninformed version of the CAN-SPAM ACT of 2003.

Are you really as dumb as I think you are?

That is, dumber than a box of rocks?

Here is how it works, you stupid motherfucker:

Regarding double-opt-in emailng:

Now here is where many people get into trouble and as the end result, think they are being "spammed" when they are not............................................... ..............

The scenario:

Joe Blow signs up to receive email notifications about a product, service, free shit or a news letter.

Let's say the autoresponder is double-opt-in and when the software sends Joe the request for confirmation, Joe confirms and Joe's email address is added to the mailing list.

Now when you signed up, you did read the TOS and Privacy Policy didn't you?

Probably not as most people don't and the TOS says that "You are agreeing to receive commerical eamils from us", essentially in return for whatever free shit, service, product or newsletter you have chosen to receive.

The Privacy Policy says that "We reserve the right to share your email address with our subidiaries, accociates, marketing partners and their subsidaries, marketing partners and parent companies and by registering with our service, you are agreeing to receive commercial emails from those entities."

Well, now.............................you have efffectively signed up to receive comercial emails from by now maybe a hundred entities and no law has been broken or even bent. YOU simply did not do due diligence when YOU did the signup and AGREED to receive the aforementioned commercial emails!

And I quote:

"PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003 117 STAT. 2699
Public Law 108-187
108th Congress
An Act
To regulate interstate commerce by imposing limitations and penalties on the transmission
of unsolicited commercial electronic mail via the Internet.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of
the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the "Controlling the Assault of Non-
Solicited Pornography

117 STAT. 2710 PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003

(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
of the message."

Let me REPEAT the most relavant section:

"(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
of the message."

Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT to receive commercial emails according to the TOS and Privacy Policy!

What can Joe Blow do now to STOP receiving the commerical emails?

CLICK ON THE FUCKIN' "UNSUBSCRIBE" link, that's what!

Of course Joe will have to unsubscribe from ALL the partners, associates, sub-divisioins and primary companies to which Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT through the original signup and that may take a while but WHO signed up in the FIRST PLACE?

JOE FUCKING BLOW SIGNED UP!

There ain't no FREE LUNCH!

When Joe Blow DOUBLY-OPTED-IN to receive commercial emails, Joe Blow signed a FUCKING CONTRACT but DIDN'T READ IT BEFORE SIGNING!

Joe Can get OUT of the contract simply by clicking on the "UNSUBSCRIBE" links but generally it's a lot easier for the Joe Blows of the world to shout "SPAM!" than admit their OWN FUCKING ERROR and UNSUBSCRIBE!
__________________

96ukssob · 07-31-2011, 06:43 PM

cliff notes?

Ethersync · 07-31-2011, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

cliff notes?

SallyRand lost his shit.

PornStarToys · 07-31-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

SallyRand lost his shit.

I think I saw CurrentlySober take it.

Due · 07-31-2011, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!

Is it Can spam act or can't spam act?

AdultKing · 07-31-2011, 08:44 PM

This is what Sally Rand is currently spamming

http://74.206.255.110/

and his dirt cheap autoresponder admin is at

http://74.206.255.110/dcauto/

full download link to the Failness is at

http://www.adultadsusa.biz/dgx23download.htm

papill0n · 07-31-2011, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

This is what Sally Rand is currently spamming

http://74.206.255.110/

and his dirt cheap autoresponder admin is at

http://74.206.255.110/dcauto/

full download link to the Failness is at

http://www.adultadsusa.biz/dgx23download.htm

what a fucking noob

baddog · 07-31-2011, 08:52 PM

Is Sally a spammer now as well?

harvey · 07-31-2011, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!

PornStarToys · 07-31-2011, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!

She tried to read it to me but stopped after the first line. I don't know why...

07-30-2011, 08:18 PM	#1
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07-30-2011, 09:07 PM	#9
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

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