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  • SallyRand
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
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    #1

    For The Illiterates And READING DISABLED Among You!: THE CAN -SPAM ACT of 2003!

    http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

    TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

    If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!
    Last edited by SallyRand; 07-30-2011, 07:28 PM.
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    You are the spam expert as well as a con man

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    • Agent 488
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      • Feb 2006
      • 22511

      #3
      tl; dr. is there a video synopsis?

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      • Barefootsies
        Choice is an Illusion
        • Feb 2005
        • 42635

        #4
        Highway to the "Danger Zone"

        Nick Danger = Marion Lynn???
        Should You Email Your Members?

        Link1 | Link2 | Link3

        Enough Said.

        "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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        • SallyRand
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 3487

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          You are the spam expert as well as a con man
          Lemme tell you what, L-Pink, I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer" when I am the ONLY motherfucker on this entire Goddamned forum who understands the fucking ACT!

          I am CAN-SPAM COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!

          Fuck your horse, fuck your GF, fuck your wife, fuck your cat, fuck your dog and FUCK YOU!

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          • SallyRand
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            • Jan 2008
            • 3487

            #6
            Originally posted by Barefootsies
            Highway to the "Danger Zone"

            Nick Danger = Marion Lynn???

            Yep, THE FUCKING DANGER ZONE!

            Lemme tell you what, Barefootsies , I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer" when I am the ONLY motherfucker on this entire Goddamned forum who understands the fucking ACT!

            I am CAN-SPAM COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!

            Fuck your horse, fuck your GF, fuck your wife, fuck your cat, fuck your dog and FUCK YOU!

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Originally posted by SallyRand
              Lemme tell you what, L-Pink, I am shit-assed tired of motherfuckers like you calling me a "spammer"
              But you're not tire of me calling you a con man? ........ Con man.

              .

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              • Geometrist
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                • Jul 2011
                • 191

                #8
                Sally is a professional weirdo.

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                • Agent 488
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 22511

                  #9
                  tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Agent 488
                    tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?

                    sally is well versed in spamming and is a con man.

                    .

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                    • SallyRand
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 3487

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      But you're not tire of me calling you a con man? ........ Con man.

                      .
                      Prove it, motherfucker.

                      You keep posting shit from blogs and Wikis witout one single shred of documentation.

                      One fucking little tiny bit of PROOF, you dick-licking asshole!

                      And I'm sure that you meant "tired", instead of "tire" which is a thing that goes on a car or a wheel-barrow.

                      and lest I forget,

                      GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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                      • Agent 488
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 22511

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        sally is well versed in spamming and is a con man.

                        .
                        thanks for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

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                        • SallyRand
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                          • Jan 2008
                          • 3487

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Agent 488
                          thanks for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

                          And fuck you too, Agent 488.

                          You are as stupid as the rest of them.

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                          • spunky99
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3462

                            #14
                            time of the month?

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                            • SallyRand
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3487

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                              thanks
                              for the synopsis, it's late and trying to find a twitter name not taken ...

                              Hey, Agent 488, you one of the fucking non-CAN-SPAM compliant criminal-assed spammers outed on:

                              http://spamgossip.blogspot.com/ ?

                              I'll bet you are!

                              Sure would explain your virulence!

                              Which one are you?

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                              • Agent 488
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 22511

                                #16
                                nope .....

                                lighten up you're going to have a stroke.

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                                • 2MuchMark
                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 50990

                                  #17
                                  Sally Rand,

                                  If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.
                                  Last edited by 2MuchMark; 07-30-2011, 09:35 PM.

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                                  • PornStarToys
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                                    • 581

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SallyRand
                                    http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

                                    TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

                                    If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!
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                                    • raymor
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 3745

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Agent 488
                                      tried reading it. too long. anyone have a good synopsis?
                                      The CAN-SPAM act got watered down to the point it's nearly worthless. Basically, it's illegal to commit fraud via spam, but fraud was already illegal anyway, so can-spam does little.

                                      Sally Rand claims that their spam is in their opinion compliant. That just means they claim they aren't fraudulent, just a regular spamming piece of shit.

                                      Hey Sally Rand, you would probably be a much happier person if rather than constantly making excuses and defending your vile parasitic behavior, you switched to doing something useful. I know I enjoy life far more when I'm glad to share about what I've been doing and I know I'm really being of help to people. There is a sense of freedom and rightness work the universe that wasn't there back when I used to be a selfish prick.
                                      Last edited by raymor; 07-30-2011, 11:55 PM.
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                                      • DamianJ
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                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 15808

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SallyRand

                                        I am FAT OLD MAN IN A DRESS COMPLIANT AND YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATERS CAN SUCK MY ITCHY CLUT!
                                        quoted for truth

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                                        • DamianJ
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 15808

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                          Sally Rand,

                                          If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.
                                          Pissing people off isn't something that seems to worry him overly

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                                          • ottopottomouse
                                            She is ugly, bad luck.
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 13177

                                            #22
                                            ↑ see post ↑
                                            13101

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                                            • SallyRand
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 3487

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Sally Rand,

                                              If you send me an email containing an advertisement for a product I never signed up to receive anything about, and you obtained my email address in ANY WAY other than I gave it to you, then you are spamming. Can spam act or not, unsolicited means unsolicited. Hiding behind the law won't stop people from being pissed off any anyone who sends this garbage out.
                                              You are absolutely right and that is why I do not send UNSOLICTED commercial email!

                                              Now here is where many people get into trouble and as the end result, think they are being "spammed" when they are not............................................... ..............

                                              The scenario:

                                              Joe Blow signs up to receive email notifications about a product, service, free shit or a news letter.

                                              Let's say the autoresponder is double-opt-in and when the software sends Joe the request for confirmation, Joe confirms and Joe's email address is added to the mailing list.

                                              Now when you signed up, you did read the TOS and Privacy Policy didn't you?

                                              Probably not as most people don't and the TOS says that "You are agreeing to receive commerical eamils from us", essentially in return for whatever free shit, service, product or newsletter you have chosen to receive.

                                              The Privacy Policy says that "We reserve the right to share your email address with our subidiaries, accociates, marketing partners and their subsidaries, marketing partners and parent companies and by registering with our service, you are agreeing to receive commercial emails from those entities."

                                              Well, now.............................you have efffectively signed up to receive comercial emails from by now maybe a hundred entities and no law has been broken or even bent. YOU simply did not do due diligence when YOU did the signup and AGREED to receive the aforementioned commercial emails!

                                              And I quote:

                                              "PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003 117 STAT. 2699
                                              Public Law 108-187
                                              108th Congress
                                              An Act
                                              To regulate interstate commerce by imposing limitations and penalties on the transmission
                                              of unsolicited commercial electronic mail via the Internet.
                                              Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of
                                              the United States of America in Congress assembled,
                                              SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
                                              This Act may be cited as the "Controlling the Assault of Non-
                                              Solicited Pornography


                                              117 STAT. 2710 PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003



                                              (2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
                                              apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
                                              the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
                                              of the message."

                                              Let me REPEAT the most relavant section:

                                              "(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
                                              apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
                                              the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
                                              of the message."

                                              Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT to receive commercial emails according to the TOS and Privacy Policy!

                                              What can Joe Blow do now to STOP receiving the commerical emails?

                                              CLICK ON THE FUCKIN' "UNSUBSCRIBE" link, that's what!

                                              Of course Joe will have to unsubscribe from ALL the partners, associates, sub-divisioins and primary companies to which Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT through the original signup and that may take a while but WHO signed up in the FIRST PLACE?

                                              JOE FUCKING BLOW SIGNED UP!

                                              There ain't no FREE LUNCH!

                                              When Joe Blow DOUBLY-OPTED-IN to receive commercial emails, Joe Blow signed a FUCKING CONTRACT but DIDN'T READ IT BEFORE SIGNING!

                                              Joe Can get OUT of the contract simply by clicking on the "UNSUBSCRIBE" links but generally it's a lot easier for the Joe Blows of the world to shout "SPAM!" than admit their OWN FUCKING ERROR and UNSUBSCRIBE!
                                              Last edited by SallyRand; 07-31-2011, 07:37 AM.

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                                              • MediaGuy
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                                                #24
                                                Romanians don't give a fuck.

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                                                • SallyRand
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                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 3487

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MediaGuy
                                                  Romanians don't give a fuck.

                                                  :D
                                                  Rarely have more truthful words been printed!

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                                                  • adultzone
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                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 1499

                                                    #26
                                                    I believe you SallyRand

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                                                    • L-Pink
                                                      working on my tan
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 39151

                                                      #27



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                                                      • SallyRand
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 3487

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by raymor
                                                        The CAN-SPAM act got watered down to the point it's nearly worthless. Basically, it's illegal to commit fraud via spam, but fraud was already illegal anyway, so can-spam does little.

                                                        Sally Rand claims that their spam is in their opinion compliant. That just means they claim they aren't fraudulent, just a regular spamming piece of shit.

                                                        Hey Sally Rand, you would probably be a much happier person if rather than constantly making excuses and defending your vile parasitic behavior, you switched to doing something useful. I know I enjoy life far more when I'm glad to share about what I've been doing and I know I'm really being of help to people. There is a sense of freedom and rightness work the universe that wasn't there back when I used to be a selfish prick.
                                                        You are a fucking idiot and stop spreading your strange and uninformed version of the CAN-SPAM ACT of 2003.

                                                        Are you really as dumb as I think you are?

                                                        That is, dumber than a box of rocks?

                                                        Here is how it works, you stupid motherfucker:

                                                        Regarding double-opt-in emailng:

                                                        Now here is where many people get into trouble and as the end result, think they are being "spammed" when they are not............................................... ..............

                                                        The scenario:

                                                        Joe Blow signs up to receive email notifications about a product, service, free shit or a news letter.

                                                        Let's say the autoresponder is double-opt-in and when the software sends Joe the request for confirmation, Joe confirms and Joe's email address is added to the mailing list.

                                                        Now when you signed up, you did read the TOS and Privacy Policy didn't you?

                                                        Probably not as most people don't and the TOS says that "You are agreeing to receive commerical eamils from us", essentially in return for whatever free shit, service, product or newsletter you have chosen to receive.

                                                        The Privacy Policy says that "We reserve the right to share your email address with our subidiaries, accociates, marketing partners and their subsidaries, marketing partners and parent companies and by registering with our service, you are agreeing to receive commercial emails from those entities."

                                                        Well, now.............................you have efffectively signed up to receive comercial emails from by now maybe a hundred entities and no law has been broken or even bent. YOU simply did not do due diligence when YOU did the signup and AGREED to receive the aforementioned commercial emails!

                                                        And I quote:

                                                        "PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003 117 STAT. 2699
                                                        Public Law 108-187
                                                        108th Congress
                                                        An Act
                                                        To regulate interstate commerce by imposing limitations and penalties on the transmission
                                                        of unsolicited commercial electronic mail via the Internet.
                                                        Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of
                                                        the United States of America in Congress assembled,
                                                        SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
                                                        This Act may be cited as the "Controlling the Assault of Non-
                                                        Solicited Pornography


                                                        117 STAT. 2710 PUBLIC LAW 108-187--DEC. 16, 2003



                                                        (2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
                                                        apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
                                                        the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
                                                        of the message."

                                                        Let me REPEAT the most relavant section:

                                                        "(2) PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT.--Paragraph (1) does not
                                                        apply to the transmission of an electronic mail message if
                                                        the recipient has given prior ~ative consent to receipt
                                                        of the message."

                                                        Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT to receive commercial emails according to the TOS and Privacy Policy!

                                                        What can Joe Blow do now to STOP receiving the commerical emails?

                                                        CLICK ON THE FUCKIN' "UNSUBSCRIBE" link, that's what!

                                                        Of course Joe will have to unsubscribe from ALL the partners, associates, sub-divisioins and primary companies to which Joe Blow gave PRIOR AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT through the original signup and that may take a while but WHO signed up in the FIRST PLACE?

                                                        JOE FUCKING BLOW SIGNED UP!

                                                        There ain't no FREE LUNCH!

                                                        When Joe Blow DOUBLY-OPTED-IN to receive commercial emails, Joe Blow signed a FUCKING CONTRACT but DIDN'T READ IT BEFORE SIGNING!

                                                        Joe Can get OUT of the contract simply by clicking on the "UNSUBSCRIBE" links but generally it's a lot easier for the Joe Blows of the world to shout "SPAM!" than admit their OWN FUCKING ERROR and UNSUBSCRIBE!
                                                        __________________

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                                                        • 96ukssob
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 12991

                                                          #29
                                                          cliff notes?
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                                                          • Ethersync
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                                                            • 5289

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bossku69
                                                            cliff notes?
                                                            SallyRand lost his shit.
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                                                            • PornStarToys
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ethersync
                                                              SallyRand lost his shit.
                                                              I think I saw CurrentlySober take it.
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                                                              • Due
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                                http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

                                                                TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

                                                                If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!
                                                                Is it Can spam act or can't spam act?
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                                                                • AdultKing
                                                                  Raise Your Weapon
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 15601

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This is what Sally Rand is currently spamming

                                                                  http://74.206.255.110/

                                                                  and his dirt cheap autoresponder admin is at

                                                                  http://74.206.255.110/dcauto/

                                                                  full download link to the Failness is at

                                                                  http://www.adultadsusa.biz/dgx23download.htm
                                                                  Last edited by AdultKing; 07-31-2011, 07:47 PM.

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                                                                  • papill0n
                                                                    Unregistered Abuser
                                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                                    • 15547

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by AdultKing
                                                                    This is what Sally Rand is currently spamming

                                                                    http://74.206.255.110/

                                                                    and his dirt cheap autoresponder admin is at

                                                                    http://74.206.255.110/dcauto/

                                                                    full download link to the Failness is at

                                                                    http://www.adultadsusa.biz/dgx23download.htm

                                                                    what a fucking noob

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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Is Sally a spammer now as well?

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                                                                      • harvey
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 9266

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                                        http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

                                                                        TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

                                                                        If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!
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                                                                        • PornStarToys
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                                                                          • 581

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                                          http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/0723041/canspam.pdf

                                                                          TRY READING THE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WILL SEE WHY THEY CALL IT "CAN SPAM"!

                                                                          If you cannot READ it, try having someone who can READ, READ IT ALOUD TO YOU!
                                                                          She tried to read it to me but stopped after the first line. I don't know why...

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