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Joshua G · 07-11-2011, 07:00 PM

I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

lagcam · 07-11-2011, 07:06 PM

Just press the "convert play money to real money" button, select your currency, cash out and walk away.

lazycash · 07-11-2011, 07:37 PM

Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.

Joshua G · 07-11-2011, 07:45 PM

fucking feds...wont let us americans play. we can buy scratch offs, bet on horses, play slots, do everything in nevada. But no sports, no poker online. retards.

they could balance the budget on poker taxes.

Spunky · 07-11-2011, 07:59 PM

Bet the farm on it,sounds like you be rollin in it soon

Brent 3dSexCash · 07-11-2011, 08:34 PM

I would totally go pro. Oh wait, that 200k's theoretical dollars? shit. nevermind.

Fat Panda · 07-11-2011, 08:41 PM

fuck ya gamble your life savings

Konda · 07-11-2011, 08:50 PM

Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.

PornStarToys · 07-11-2011, 09:09 PM

Yes do it. And send me 15% of your earnings for pushing you in the right direction.

D Ghost · 07-11-2011, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.

ditto....

Joshua G · 07-11-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda

Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.

yeah a big chunk of the winnings were high schoolers going all in on 5 - 3 non suited, just ridiculous crap. when i play real people, they always suck too, so i probably suck & just dont know it.

charlie g · 07-11-2011, 09:26 PM

After 5 hands at a poker table you should know who the fish is/are. If you don't, then it's you

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Zuzana Designs · 07-11-2011, 10:30 PM

Sure give it a shot. You only live once

Double trouble · 07-11-2011, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by joshgirls

I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

PornStarToys · 07-11-2011, 10:53 PM

What you need is some way to distract the players:

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

mavruda · 07-12-2011, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PornStarToys

What you need is some way to distract the players:

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

Yeah... w000t ?

seeandsee · 07-12-2011, 03:33 AM

yeah fb style poker and real poker is same deal

djroof · 07-12-2011, 05:06 AM

yes u are ready for WSOP !!!

Joshua G · 07-12-2011, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

adultchatpay · 07-12-2011, 06:18 AM

90% you'll in up defeated. Forget about it!

CamJack · 07-12-2011, 06:30 AM

Nice job.

Wizzo · 07-12-2011, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys

What you need is some way to distract the players

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls

if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

As a seasoned player I think that would do it...

Mike Honcho · 07-12-2011, 06:48 AM

Sly · 07-12-2011, 06:49 AM

You and BVF could have cleaned up at the WSOP.

chronig · 07-12-2011, 06:50 AM

You sound like that grade A moron BVF who thought he was going to win 100-300$/day playing poker after being able to accomplish that with play money and reading a poker for dummies handbook

JamesGw · 07-12-2011, 07:45 AM

I think you can make a fortune. Play money earnings are completely representative of what'll happen with real money.

Double trouble · 07-12-2011, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls

if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

Why would you shit your pants? I really don't like him

He is just a Cry-Baby

iamtam · 07-12-2011, 08:54 AM

no need to shit your pants around phil. just screw with him, play a few stupid hands, get lucky and outdraw him, and he goes off his game fast.

seeandsee · 07-12-2011, 11:15 AM

i agree, would kick him on the table!

martinsc · 07-12-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys

What you need is some way to distract the players:

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

hmmm... yummy....

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Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	fucking feds...wont let us americans play. we can buy scratch offs, bet on horses, play slots, do everything in nevada. But no sports, no poker online. retards. they could balance the budget on poker taxes.

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Brent 3dSexCash Octopus Anime Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,064	I would totally go pro. Oh wait, that 200k's theoretical dollars? shit. nevermind.

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Konda ... Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,280	Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.

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iamtam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,211	no need to shit your pants around phil. just screw with him, play a few stupid hands, get lucky and outdraw him, and he goes off his game fast.

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