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Old 07-11-2011, 07:00 PM   #1
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i made $200,000 in play money at partypoker...should i go pro?

I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

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Old 07-11-2011, 07:06 PM   #2
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Just press the "convert play money to real money" button, select your currency, cash out and walk away.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:37 PM   #3
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Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:45 PM   #4
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fucking feds...wont let us americans play. we can buy scratch offs, bet on horses, play slots, do everything in nevada. But no sports, no poker online. retards.

they could balance the budget on poker taxes.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:59 PM   #5
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Bet the farm on it,sounds like you be rollin in it soon
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:34 PM   #6
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I would totally go pro. Oh wait, that 200k's theoretical dollars? shit. nevermind.
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:41 PM   #7
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fuck ya gamble your life savings
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:50 PM   #8
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Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:09 PM   #9
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:12 PM   #10
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Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.
ditto....
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:15 PM   #11
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Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.
yeah a big chunk of the winnings were high schoolers going all in on 5 - 3 non suited, just ridiculous crap. when i play real people, they always suck too, so i probably suck & just dont know it.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:26 PM   #12
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After 5 hands at a poker table you should know who the fish is/are. If you don't, then it's you














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Old 07-11-2011, 10:30 PM   #13
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:31 PM   #14
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I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

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Old 07-11-2011, 10:53 PM   #15
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What you need is some way to distract the players:



You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.
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Old 07-12-2011, 01:40 AM   #16
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What you need is some way to distract the players:



You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.
Yeah... w000t ?
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Old 07-12-2011, 03:33 AM   #17
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:06 AM   #18
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yes u are ready for WSOP !!!
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:58 AM   #19
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:18 AM   #20
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90% you'll in up defeated. Forget about it!
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:30 AM   #21
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:45 AM   #22
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if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.
As a seasoned player I think that would do it...
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:48 AM   #23
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:49 AM   #24
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You and BVF could have cleaned up at the WSOP.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:50 AM   #25
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You sound like that grade A moron BVF who thought he was going to win 100-300$/day playing poker after being able to accomplish that with play money and reading a poker for dummies handbook
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:45 AM   #26
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I think you can make a fortune. Play money earnings are completely representative of what'll happen with real money.
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:50 AM   #27
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if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.
Why would you shit your pants? I really don't like him
He is just a Cry-Baby

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Old 07-12-2011, 08:54 AM   #28
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no need to shit your pants around phil. just screw with him, play a few stupid hands, get lucky and outdraw him, and he goes off his game fast.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:15 AM   #29
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:42 AM   #30
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