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Joshua G 07-11-2011 07:00 PM

i made $200,000 in play money at partypoker...should i go pro?
 
I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

:)

lagcam 07-11-2011 07:06 PM

Just press the "convert play money to real money" button, select your currency, cash out and walk away. :2 cents:

lazycash 07-11-2011 07:37 PM

Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.

Joshua G 07-11-2011 07:45 PM

fucking feds...wont let us americans play. we can buy scratch offs, bet on horses, play slots, do everything in nevada. But no sports, no poker online. retards.

they could balance the budget on poker taxes.

Spunky 07-11-2011 07:59 PM

Bet the farm on it,sounds like you be rollin in it soon

Brent 3dSexCash 07-11-2011 08:34 PM

I would totally go pro. Oh wait, that 200k's theoretical dollars? shit. nevermind.

Fat Panda 07-11-2011 08:41 PM

fuck ya gamble your life savings

Konda 07-11-2011 08:50 PM

Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.

PornStarToys 07-11-2011 09:09 PM

Yes do it. And send me 15% of your earnings for pushing you in the right direction.

D Ghost 07-11-2011 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 18275322)
Playing the free play money poker games is not representative of real online cash games. Its a lot harder to make the calls when its your own money.

ditto....

Joshua G 07-11-2011 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda (Post 18275395)
Because it's not real money people bet totally different than with real cash. It's the worst place to practice or learn poker, because in the 'real cash world' it's a totally different game.

yeah a big chunk of the winnings were high schoolers going all in on 5 - 3 non suited, just ridiculous crap. when i play real people, they always suck too, so i probably suck & just dont know it.

charlie g 07-11-2011 09:26 PM

After 5 hands at a poker table you should know who the fish is/are. If you don't, then it's you:winkwink:














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Zuzana Designs 07-11-2011 10:30 PM

Sure give it a shot. You only live once :)

Double trouble 07-11-2011 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 18275266)
I'm pretty sure i can beat Helmuth...

:)

http://www.fullofpoker.com/UserFiles...l-hellmuth.jpg

PornStarToys 07-11-2011 10:53 PM

What you need is some way to distract the players:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k6I4__02sV...lly%5B1%5D.jpg

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

mavruda 07-12-2011 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys (Post 18275503)
What you need is some way to distract the players:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k6I4__02sV...lly%5B1%5D.jpg

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

Yeah... w000t ?

seeandsee 07-12-2011 03:33 AM

yeah fb style poker and real poker is same deal :)

djroof 07-12-2011 05:06 AM

yes u are ready for WSOP !!!

Joshua G 07-12-2011 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 18275484)

:1orglaugh if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

adultchatpay 07-12-2011 06:18 AM

90% you'll in up defeated. Forget about it!

CamJack 07-12-2011 06:30 AM

Nice job.

Wizzo 07-12-2011 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys (Post 18275503)
What you need is some way to distract the players

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 18275958)
:1orglaugh if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

As a seasoned player I think that would do it...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mike Honcho 07-12-2011 06:48 AM

http://www.ihategoogle.org/images/poker_bad_beat.jpg

Sly 07-12-2011 06:49 AM

You and BVF could have cleaned up at the WSOP.

chronig 07-12-2011 06:50 AM

You sound like that grade A moron BVF who thought he was going to win 100-300$/day playing poker after being able to accomplish that with play money and reading a poker for dummies handbook :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JamesGw 07-12-2011 07:45 AM

I think you can make a fortune. Play money earnings are completely representative of what'll happen with real money.

Double trouble 07-12-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 18275958)
:1orglaugh if i played on a table with him, i'd shit my pants.

Why would you shit your pants? I really don't like him :mad:
He is just a Cry-Baby


iamtam 07-12-2011 08:54 AM

no need to shit your pants around phil. just screw with him, play a few stupid hands, get lucky and outdraw him, and he goes off his game fast.

seeandsee 07-12-2011 11:15 AM

i agree, would kick him on the table!

martinsc 07-12-2011 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys (Post 18275503)
What you need is some way to distract the players:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k6I4__02sV...lly%5B1%5D.jpg

You have to be a bit more inventive for online poker.

hmmm... yummy....


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