Do you clean your ass standing up or sitting down? - GoFuckYourself.com

mizmiz · 06-28-2011, 09:43 AM

Very important...

CaptainHowdy · 06-28-2011, 09:51 AM

seeandsee · 06-28-2011, 09:52 AM

i doit lying on the ground

CDSmith · 06-28-2011, 09:53 AM

Thread of the week.

Eric, send this person a DVD player stat.

barcodes · 06-28-2011, 09:55 AM

billywatson · 06-28-2011, 09:58 AM

I clean my ass sitting down, and, after the first couple swipes, I finish the job with a baby wipe. No matter how many times I wipe with t.p., I can always pull some brown off my butt with a baby wipe. That's the only sure-fire way my butthole is 100%.

martinsc · 06-28-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson

i clean my ass sitting down, and, after the first couple swipes, i finish the job with a baby wipe. No matter how many times i wipe with t.p., i can always pull some brown off my butt with a baby wipe. That's the only sure-fire way my butthole is 100%.

tmi.....

L-Pink · 06-28-2011, 10:02 AM

I bend over the sink and make my girlfriend clean it.

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marketsmart · 06-28-2011, 10:30 AM

i just get in the shower after..

i saved over $32.00 last year by not using toilet paper..

i used that money to start a tube site...

now i own Manwin...

.

digitalfantasies · 06-28-2011, 11:09 AM

I can't afford to clean my ass

Scott McD · 06-28-2011, 11:18 AM

Always puzzles me how you can do it sitting down ??

JFK · 06-28-2011, 11:24 AM

I just scooch on the nearest white shag carpet

CurrentlySober · 06-28-2011, 11:27 AM

I DONT clean it...

Cause...

I like poo...

donborno · 06-28-2011, 11:33 AM

There was already a discussion on this matter
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=680924

CaptainHowdy · 06-28-2011, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

There was already a discussion on this matter
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=680924

I love when people fight for irrelevance ...

mizmiz · 06-28-2011, 11:54 AM

I wipe my ass standing up, then I go clean my rectum in the shower,

Brainiac · 06-28-2011, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i just get in the shower after..

i saved over $32.00 last year by not using toilet paper..

.

Double trouble · 06-28-2011, 12:06 PM

What a shitty thread

john FVC · 06-28-2011, 12:35 PM

Quality thread

tranza · 06-28-2011, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc

tmi.....

I second that!!

amateurbfs · 06-28-2011, 12:44 PM

I use my hand

redwhiteandblue · 06-28-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Always puzzles me how you can do it sitting down ??

Well how can you do it stand.....erm....hmmm. Mmmmm.

Sorry, just saw your avatar.

Kiopa_Matt · 06-28-2011, 01:08 PM

Scott McD · 06-28-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

I NEED one of those things...

barcodes · 06-28-2011, 01:16 PM

Now that that's settled, do you wipe up to down or down to up lol. I never realized how many wiped up to down until someone posted this question in fb lol.

biskoppen · 06-28-2011, 01:16 PM

I have a gimp chained to the radiator in our bathroom licking my ass clean after each time I take a shit.. his name is Charles btw

marketsmart · 06-28-2011, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

poor mans bidet....

almost as bad as running a garden house from outside your house through your bathroom window...

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AnimeFevers · 06-28-2011, 01:25 PM

mizmiz, what hand do you wipe your ass with?

brassmonkey · 06-28-2011, 01:28 PM

water hose standing up

AnimeFevers · 06-28-2011, 01:29 PM

mizmiz you just couldn't wait could you?

u-Bob · 06-28-2011, 01:30 PM

step 1: blow dryer.
step 2: small brush.
step 3: moisturizer.

96ukssob · 06-28-2011, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I DONT clean it...

Cause...

I like poo...

i knew you would be in this thread

v4 media · 06-28-2011, 02:52 PM

I have to stand up to reach the curtain.

NewNick · 06-28-2011, 02:56 PM

Wipe ? Not since 1978.

Kiopa_Matt · 06-28-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

poor mans bidet....

almost as bad as running a garden house from outside your house through your bathroom window...

What are you talking about? They're great. I couldn't imagine using toilet paper again.

Plus it makes cleaning the bathroom and toilet easier.

redwhiteandblue · 06-28-2011, 04:19 PM

What I do is after every meal, I swallow some toilet paper. Then it automatically wipes my ass as it comes out the other end...

chaze · 06-28-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Very important...

If you eat right you don't have to wipe

marlboroack · 06-28-2011, 04:35 PM

I don't wipe my ass, i douche it out with the shower head each time i poop.

Persius · 06-28-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

i installed this as well

evolmachine · 06-28-2011, 09:10 PM

standing up and you wipe till you see red

Spunky · 06-28-2011, 09:18 PM

I clean my ass in the shower

Mr Pheer · 06-28-2011, 10:03 PM

I tried the toilet brush but I quickly switched back to toilet paper.

billywatson · 06-28-2011, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I second that!!

Sure...and now I bet you've already got the wipes over your toilet now!

RyuLion · 06-28-2011, 10:18 PM

Sitting down....

charlie g · 06-28-2011, 10:23 PM

I let my german shepard Claus clean my bunghole. He seems to enjoy it almost as much as I...............

mizmiz · 06-29-2011, 01:14 AM

God damn it, I gotta shit now...ttyl

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