How do you wipe your ass? - GoFuckYourself.com

jasonir · 11-26-2006, 09:47 AM

This is a scientific poll, please answer honestly. Dishonest answers will be disqualified.

alexg · 11-26-2006, 09:48 AM

what are the options?

reynold · 11-26-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

what are the options?

Please, be serious. Options are posted at the top.

jasonir · 11-26-2006, 09:53 AM

Sorry the options took a second to come up because I was still writing. It's multiple choice, so check as many boxes as apply.

rodney25 · 11-26-2006, 09:58 AM

I usually have my assistant handling this very serious routine.

alexg · 11-26-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Please, be serious. Options are posted at the top.

oops, sorry i didn't see it...

GrouchyAdmin · 11-26-2006, 10:04 AM

I refuse to be a part of your fetish. Good day, sir!

mikeyddddd · 11-26-2006, 10:08 AM

Where's the front-to-back option?

jasonir · 11-26-2006, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Where's the front-to-back option?

This poll is simply based on whether you sit or stand... maybe we will have another poll later for technique.

jasonir · 11-26-2006, 10:13 AM

I am surprised more people do not smell their shit.

uno · 11-26-2006, 10:19 AM

I thought you were going to go the route of "wrapping the paper around your hand" or "crumpling into a ball"

I choose the latter for better surface area.

4Man · 11-26-2006, 10:39 AM

That is realy good question.

Slick · 11-26-2006, 10:43 AM

Ya know, it's funny because I've always stood up while I whiped my ass and once I told my wife that and she started cracking up like I was doing something odd.

I'd be willing to guess that since since women are sitting while they whipe after they pee that they also do that after they shit and with guys, they stand up to pee and probably do stand when they whipe their ass.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-26-2006, 10:56 AM

Anybody know any good scat sponsors?

J/ K !!!

Vitasoy · 11-26-2006, 01:39 PM

I stand up to wipe my ass.

RayBonga · 11-26-2006, 01:41 PM

With my hands.

No toilet paper.

lucky1 · 11-26-2006, 01:42 PM

Bunch of asswipes in this thread.

martinsc · 11-26-2006, 01:43 PM

wtf? why did i click this thread???

L-Pink · 11-26-2006, 01:56 PM

Squishys bathroom ......

Lee · 11-26-2006, 01:59 PM

Wheres the option of getting your missus to do it for you?

CyberHustler · 11-26-2006, 02:02 PM

when I was in boot camp we had this African dude who would squat to wipe his ass.

CaptainHowdy · 11-26-2006, 02:04 PM

Bidet

!

L-Pink · 11-26-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Bidet

!

Pressure washing was not a poll option.

MandyBlake · 11-26-2006, 03:06 PM

i sit while i wipe and of course i look at it. otherwise, how would i know when i can stop wiping?

okdesign · 11-26-2006, 03:21 PM

lol, nice pool!

Psycho_x · 11-26-2006, 03:30 PM

I make copies of Zango's home page.

Scroto · 11-26-2006, 03:46 PM

interesting poll lmaooo

chaze · 11-26-2006, 03:52 PM

nice poll

E$_manager · 11-26-2006, 04:30 PM

It was interesting to see why such poll is here all day long?
Nothing interesting, as i see.

JD · 11-26-2006, 04:33 PM

i'm confused with the standing up part...

Barefootsies · 11-26-2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Dagwolf · 11-26-2006, 04:49 PM

I scrunch my ass along the carpet like a poodle with an itch.

Quagmire · 11-26-2006, 06:03 PM

Why is 'bare hand with a liberal washing after' not listed?

nikki99 · 11-26-2006, 06:08 PM

nice poll, very interesting

kezia · 11-26-2006, 06:10 PM

I voted!!

So....What's the price? LOL!

Joke!

Jarmusch · 11-26-2006, 06:44 PM

Who the fuck wipes their ass while walking around?

gecko · 11-26-2006, 07:09 PM

first option

Dirty Dane · 11-26-2006, 07:12 PM

You missed the spoon option.

Lykos · 11-26-2006, 07:42 PM

dont wipe it at all,just wash it

thebossxxx · 11-27-2006, 01:47 AM

Very educational thread...lol

Dirty Dane · 11-27-2006, 01:52 AM

Wipe it with money

mikeyddddd · 11-27-2006, 01:58 AM

Did you ever get a piece of ass...

when your finger ripped a hole in the toilet paper?

Elixir · 11-27-2006, 01:58 AM

I wipe my ass by reaching under while I sit.
Lol ,great question

jasonir · 11-27-2006, 06:17 AM

Thanks to all the participants so far. This is a very important poll and will help to change the future as we know it.

rounders · 11-27-2006, 06:59 AM

wipe my ass with my towel!!

View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?
I stand up to wipe my ass.	32	39.02%
I wipe my ass by reaching under while I sit.	26	31.71%
I use the shower/bidet after I wipe.	14	17.07%
I wipe my ass while I walk around.	5	6.10%
I smell my shit after I wipe my ass.	8	9.76%
I look at my shit after I wipe my ass.	34	41.46%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

11-26-2006, 09:47 AM	#1
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11-26-2006, 09:48 AM	#2
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11-26-2006, 09:53 AM	#4
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11-26-2006, 10:19 AM	#11
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11-26-2006, 10:43 AM	#13
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Ya know, it's funny because I've always stood up while I whiped my ass and once I told my wife that and she started cracking up like I was doing something odd. I'd be willing to guess that since since women are sitting while they whipe after they pee that they also do that after they shit and with guys, they stand up to pee and probably do stand when they whipe their ass.

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11-26-2006, 01:39 PM	#15
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11-26-2006, 01:41 PM	#16
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11-26-2006, 01:42 PM	#17
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11-26-2006, 01:59 PM	#20
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11-26-2006, 02:02 PM	#21
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11-26-2006, 03:30 PM	#26
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11-26-2006, 03:46 PM	#27
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	interesting poll lmaooo

11-26-2006, 03:52 PM	#28
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11-26-2006, 04:33 PM	#30
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11-26-2006, 04:49 PM	#32
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11-26-2006, 06:03 PM	#33
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11-26-2006, 06:08 PM	#34
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11-26-2006, 06:44 PM	#36
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11-26-2006, 07:09 PM	#37
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11-26-2006, 07:12 PM	#38
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11-26-2006, 07:42 PM	#39
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