Do you clean your ass standing up or sitting down?
 

Very important...

i doit lying on the ground

Thread of the week.

Eric, send this person a DVD player stat.

I clean my ass sitting down, and, after the first couple swipes, I finish the job with a baby wipe. No matter how many times I wipe with t.p., I can always pull some brown off my butt with a baby wipe. That's the only sure-fire way my butthole is 100%.

tmi.....

I bend over the sink and make my girlfriend clean it.

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i just get in the shower after..

i saved over $32.00 last year by not using toilet paper..

i used that money to start a tube site...

now i own Manwin...







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I can't afford to clean my ass

Always puzzles me how you can do it sitting down ??

I just scooch on the nearest white shag carpet:Oh crap

I DONT clean it...



Cause...

I like poo...

There was already a discussion on this matter
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=680924

I love when people fight for irrelevance ...

I wipe my ass standing up, then I go clean my rectum in the shower,

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What a shitty thread

Quality thread

I second that!!

I use my hand

Well how can you do it stand.....erm....hmmm. Mmmmm.

Sorry, just saw your avatar.

I NEED one of those things...

Now that that's settled, do you wipe up to down or down to up lol. I never realized how many wiped up to down until someone posted this question in fb lol.

I have a gimp chained to the radiator in our bathroom licking my ass clean after each time I take a shit.. his name is Charles btw

poor mans bidet....

almost as bad as running a garden house from outside your house through your bathroom window...





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mizmiz, what hand do you wipe your ass with?

water hose standing up

mizmiz you just couldn't wait could you?

http://drmuir.files.wordpress.com/20...pg?w=356&h=400

step 1: blow dryer.
step 2: small brush.
step 3: moisturizer.

i knew you would be in this thread :winkwink:

I have to stand up to reach the curtain.

Wipe ? Not since 1978.

What are you talking about? They're great. I couldn't imagine using toilet paper again.

Plus it makes cleaning the bathroom and toilet easier. :)

What I do is after every meal, I swallow some toilet paper. Then it automatically wipes my ass as it comes out the other end...

If you eat right you don't have to wipe :2 cents:

I don't wipe my ass, i douche it out with the shower head each time i poop.

i installed this as well :thumbsup

standing up and you wipe till you see red

I clean my ass in the shower

I tried the toilet brush but I quickly switched back to toilet paper.

Sure...and now I bet you've already got the wipes over your toilet now! :upsidedow

Sitting down....

I let my german shepard Claus clean my bunghole. He seems to enjoy it almost as much as I...............

God damn it, I gotta shit now...ttyl