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Nfzgrld · 01-26-2003, 11:13 PM

Hey, I'm working on a new site. Basically another "webmaster" site. Trying to keep in simple and to the point. Would be very interested in any comments, opinions, flames, whatever. Check it out at http://www.swicknet.com.

Thanks

Dugmor · 01-26-2003, 11:16 PM

I am speechless !

xxxinnovations · 01-26-2003, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
I am speechless !

Speechless because it doesn't load?

I can't see anything bro

-Xinnov

Babaganoosh · 01-26-2003, 11:19 PM

Wow, I don't know what to say. That site encompasses everything and nothingness all at the same time. Outstanding work. You are sure to go far in the business.

Dugmor · 01-26-2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxinnovations

Speechless because it doesn't load?

I can't see anything bro

-Xinnov

Exactly !

Rocky · 01-26-2003, 11:21 PM

less is more

xxxinnovations · 01-26-2003, 11:23 PM

LOL... oh, what i thought

-Xinnov

detoxed · 01-26-2003, 11:25 PM

best website i've ever seen. no lie.

twistyneck · 01-26-2003, 11:26 PM

It's very underwhelming. Good job.

pine · 01-26-2003, 11:28 PM

The use of minimalist styles is certainly a good choice. After all, who wants to wait for pages to load, right?

pink_in_the_middle · 01-26-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
less is more

Nfzgrld · 01-27-2003, 02:04 AM

Hey, guys! Check your shit! The site loads great, not to mention the other sites hosted on this server. Are you all going through the same conection or something? That's pretty fucked up. Seriously though, as happens when dealing with new shit, I was running the indexer and the fucker locked my server. you guys must all be working together though since it was only down for about 5 minutes or so. Anyway, the indexer is finished, so no chance of it fucking up. Besides, I found and fixed the problem. Once again proving, beyond any doubt at all, that shit happens.

Nick

421Fill · 01-27-2003, 02:06 AM

Cannot Find Server

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 02:17 AM

Even his sig didn't load.

Vox · 01-27-2003, 02:18 AM

The page cannot be displayed

It's a conspiracy against you.

Nfzgrld · 01-27-2003, 02:20 AM

Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

Dead
Site
Gallery

...in that order.

Vox · 01-27-2003, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Dead
Site
Gallery

...in that order.

Ditto...

Smut · 01-27-2003, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

I can see them. Oh, and I want you too meet my invisible friend. His name is "Squizzy". He likes tater tots.

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 02:25 AM

Hello squizzy. Welcome to GFY.

JFPdude · 01-27-2003, 02:30 AM

Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages.

nap · 01-27-2003, 02:40 AM

make it newbie friendly please!

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude

Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages.

That's one of AMP's original designs. I see his design work everyhere, he should get residual payment for that one. I bet it converts on exit like a mutha fucka.

Nfzgrld · 01-27-2003, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude

Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages.

If you're getting microsoft error pages then something is definitely wrong. This is a Linux server running Apache 1.3.27! It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server. I think the problem with the two reportedly dead domains is one of DNS propagation. The DNS entires for those two dead sites are only about a week or two old. It does seem like an excessive amount of time for the configuration to propagate, but what the fuck? Every now and then the TGP can't be found by posters either. Still, I do get a shitload of submissions every day, and every day it gets a bit better. I just can't believe how long it's taking for the fucker to get around. I guess it's just not being as slutty as it's supposed to. Must need an enima.

Nick

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld

It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server.

All of us? So then why can I see your other sites?

JFPdude · 01-27-2003, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld

If you're getting microsoft error pages then something is definitely wrong. This is a Linux server running Apache 1.3.27! It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server. I think the problem with the two reportedly dead domains is one of DNS propagation. The DNS entires for those two dead sites are only about a week or two old. It does seem like an excessive amount of time for the configuration to propagate, but what the fuck? Every now and then the TGP can't be found by posters either. Still, I do get a shitload of submissions every day, and every day it gets a bit better. I just can't believe how long it's taking for the fucker to get around. I guess it's just not being as slutty as it's supposed to. Must need an enima.

Nick

Yeah that must be it ... it must be my browser

I'll go format c:

A week for dns propagation ? that sounds pretty quick to me ... but hey what do I know ...

BBL my mommy's calling again

JFPdude · 01-27-2003, 02:56 AM

I double checked

Domain servers in listed order:
PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM
$ nslookup swicknet.com PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
Server: dns1.ptd.net
Address: 204.186.0.201

*** dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain
$ nslookup swicknet.com SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM
Server: dns1.ptd.net
Address: 204.186.0.201

*** dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain
$

$ ping PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
ping: cannot resolve PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM: Unknown host
$

Your right it must be my machine

Voodoo · 01-27-2003, 03:05 AM

I think it sucks.

boldy · 01-27-2003, 03:10 AM

stanton · 01-27-2003, 03:18 AM

Rilose · 01-27-2003, 03:27 AM

ghetto.....it is the equivelent of the last period in an encyclopedia...nothing !!!

Nfzgrld · 01-27-2003, 03:38 AM

Ok, it's obvious that none of you know shit about how this works. If you're getting a Microsoft error when you try to hit the site this tells you two things. First, it tells you that the error is not generated from a linux/apache server. Since this is what my server is, then it is safe to assume that it's an internal IE error message, unless you believe that Bill Gates really is GOD, in which case we're all fucked. If you're running IE6 then it probably tried to sell you the domain name. If a previous version then it probably TOLD YOU it was a probable DNS error. Second, since I can see the site from here, and since many other people can see the site from various locations, (I've had shit submitted from as far away as Germany), it is safe to assume that the config hasn't propagated to your DNS server yet. See, it really isn't all that complicated, if you have half a fucking brain. DNS propagation taking longer than about a week is pretty rare. If it's taken longer than that on a regular basis for you, then I would talk to whoever is hosting your DNS and ask why thier shit is fucked up. It just doesn't take that long.

As far as not being able to resolve my DNS servers. NO SHIT! What kind of a fucking idiot would put a host record on his DNS server name? That's about the stupidest thing you can do! Why not just give the hackers your address and a fucking sledge hammer? If you ever see anyone doing that invite them over for a poker game. The pickings will be pretty good.

Meanwhile, being one myself, I can appreciate a smart ass, but a smart ass who's also a dumb ass is ... well.. FUCK IT! WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?

Babaganoosh · 01-27-2003, 03:46 AM

This has got to be another Boneprone character. Nobody is really this retarded.

If you are a real person and not someone's alter-ego, please accept my apology...and my condolences on the loss of your mind.

421Fill · 01-27-2003, 04:47 AM

reminds me of that guy that kept trying to call an image from his hard drive and thought we were all crazy.

Dude, you're site does not come up for me, and it appears alot of other people. Hell, there is even a screen shot... what more do you want?

sternyduke · 01-27-2003, 04:50 AM

the best webmaster resource site i have ever seen...kudos.

RedShoe · 01-27-2003, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
reminds me of that guy that kept trying to call an image from his hard drive and thought we were all crazy.

Dude, you're site does not come up for me, and it appears alot of other people. Hell, there is even a screen shot... what more do you want?

Bwahahaha!! I remember that. LOL

Or how about this one, remember this guy?

"Can you guys see what I'm typing?"

fuxu · 01-27-2003, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

Nick, i think you're just trying to take advantage of us for uniques. You're the one that's fucked up! LOL

01-26-2003, 11:13 PM	#1
Nfzgrld Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Ca. Posts: 30	Whadda ya think? Hey, I'm working on a new site. Basically another "webmaster" site. Trying to keep in simple and to the point. Would be very interested in any comments, opinions, flames, whatever. Check it out at http://www.swicknet.com. Thanks __________________ <a href="http://www.swicknet.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.swicknet.com/swrecip.gif"></a>

01-26-2003, 11:16 PM	#2
Dugmor The Traffic Cowboy Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: BP4L - Vice Prez Posts: 7,608	I am speechless ! __________________ JesusEmpire - The Most Trusted Mobile Marketing Service SMS Verification codes for 345 websites including: Tinder - Bumble - Twitter - TikTok - Instagram - Facebook

01-26-2003, 11:19 PM	#4
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Wow, I don't know what to say. That site encompasses everything and nothingness all at the same time. Outstanding work. You are sure to go far in the business. __________________ I like pie.

01-26-2003, 11:21 PM	#6
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01-26-2003, 11:23 PM	#7
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01-26-2003, 11:25 PM	#8
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	best website i've ever seen. no lie.

01-26-2003, 11:26 PM	#9
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	It's very underwhelming. Good job.

01-26-2003, 11:28 PM	#10
pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	The use of minimalist styles is certainly a good choice. After all, who wants to wait for pages to load, right?

01-27-2003, 02:04 AM	#12
Nfzgrld Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Ca. Posts: 30	Hey, guys! Check your shit! The site loads great, not to mention the other sites hosted on this server. Are you all going through the same conection or something? That's pretty fucked up. Seriously though, as happens when dealing with new shit, I was running the indexer and the fucker locked my server. you guys must all be working together though since it was only down for about 5 minutes or so. Anyway, the indexer is finished, so no chance of it fucking up. Besides, I found and fixed the problem. Once again proving, beyond any doubt at all, that shit happens. Nick __________________ <a href="http://www.swicknet.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.swicknet.com/swrecip.gif"></a>

01-27-2003, 02:06 AM	#13
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,749	Cannot Find Server __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

01-27-2003, 02:17 AM	#14
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Even his sig didn't load.

01-27-2003, 02:18 AM	#15
Vox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,710	The page cannot be displayed It's a conspiracy against you. __________________ Social profile assassination for hire

01-27-2003, 02:20 AM	#16
Nfzgrld Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Ca. Posts: 30	Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with: http://tgp.swicknet.com http://axelis.com http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html All of my domains can't be that fucked up! Nick __________________ <a href="http://www.swicknet.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.swicknet.com/swrecip.gif"></a>

01-27-2003, 02:25 AM	#20
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Hello squizzy. Welcome to GFY.

01-27-2003, 02:30 AM	#21
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages.

01-27-2003, 02:40 AM	#22
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	make it newbie friendly please!

01-27-2003, 02:56 AM	#27
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	I double checked Domain servers in listed order: PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM $ nslookup swicknet.com PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM Server: dns1.ptd.net Address: 204.186.0.201 * dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain $ nslookup swicknet.com SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM Server: dns1.ptd.net Address: 204.186.0.201 * dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain $ $ ping PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM ping: cannot resolve PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM: Unknown host $ Your right it must be my machine

01-27-2003, 03:05 AM	#28
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I think it sucks. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

01-27-2003, 03:10 AM	#29
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01-27-2003, 03:18 AM	#30
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640

01-27-2003, 03:27 AM	#31
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01-27-2003, 03:38 AM	#32
Nfzgrld Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Ca. Posts: 30	Ok, it's obvious that none of you know shit about how this works. If you're getting a Microsoft error when you try to hit the site this tells you two things. First, it tells you that the error is not generated from a linux/apache server. Since this is what my server is, then it is safe to assume that it's an internal IE error message, unless you believe that Bill Gates really is GOD, in which case we're all fucked. If you're running IE6 then it probably tried to sell you the domain name. If a previous version then it probably TOLD YOU it was a probable DNS error. Second, since I can see the site from here, and since many other people can see the site from various locations, (I've had shit submitted from as far away as Germany), it is safe to assume that the config hasn't propagated to your DNS server yet. See, it really isn't all that complicated, if you have half a fucking brain. DNS propagation taking longer than about a week is pretty rare. If it's taken longer than that on a regular basis for you, then I would talk to whoever is hosting your DNS and ask why thier shit is fucked up. It just doesn't take that long. As far as not being able to resolve my DNS servers. NO SHIT! What kind of a fucking idiot would put a host record on his DNS server name? That's about the stupidest thing you can do! Why not just give the hackers your address and a fucking sledge hammer? If you ever see anyone doing that invite them over for a poker game. The pickings will be pretty good. Meanwhile, being one myself, I can appreciate a smart ass, but a smart ass who's also a dumb ass is ... well.. FUCK IT! WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? __________________ <a href="http://www.swicknet.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.swicknet.com/swrecip.gif"></a>

01-27-2003, 03:46 AM	#33
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	This has got to be another Boneprone character. Nobody is really this retarded. If you are a real person and not someone's alter-ego, please accept my apology...and my condolences on the loss of your mind.

01-27-2003, 04:47 AM	#34
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,749	reminds me of that guy that kept trying to call an image from his hard drive and thought we were all crazy. Dude, you're site does not come up for me, and it appears alot of other people. Hell, there is even a screen shot... what more do you want? __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

01-27-2003, 04:50 AM	#35
sternyduke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 1,082	the best webmaster resource site i have ever seen...kudos.