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Nfzgrld 01-26-2003 11:13 PM

Whadda ya think?
 
Hey, I'm working on a new site. Basically another "webmaster" site. Trying to keep in simple and to the point. Would be very interested in any comments, opinions, flames, whatever. Check it out at http://www.swicknet.com.

Thanks

Dugmor 01-26-2003 11:16 PM

I am speechless !

xxxinnovations 01-26-2003 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am speechless !
Speechless because it doesn't load?

I can't see anything bro

-Xinnov

Babaganoosh 01-26-2003 11:19 PM

Wow, I don't know what to say. That site encompasses everything and nothingness all at the same time. Outstanding work. You are sure to go far in the business. :thumbsup

Dugmor 01-26-2003 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxinnovations

Speechless because it doesn't load?

I can't see anything bro

-Xinnov

Exactly !

Rocky 01-26-2003 11:21 PM

less is more
:arcadefre

xxxinnovations 01-26-2003 11:23 PM

LOL... oh, what i thought

-Xinnov

detoxed 01-26-2003 11:25 PM

best website i've ever seen. no lie.

twistyneck 01-26-2003 11:26 PM

It's very underwhelming. Good job.

pine 01-26-2003 11:28 PM

The use of minimalist styles is certainly a good choice. After all, who wants to wait for pages to load, right?

pink_in_the_middle 01-26-2003 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
less is more
:arcadefre

:1orglaugh

Nfzgrld 01-27-2003 02:04 AM

Hey, guys! Check your shit! The site loads great, not to mention the other sites hosted on this server. Are you all going through the same conection or something? That's pretty fucked up. Seriously though, as happens when dealing with new shit, I was running the indexer and the fucker locked my server. you guys must all be working together though since it was only down for about 5 minutes or so. Anyway, the indexer is finished, so no chance of it fucking up. Besides, I found and fixed the problem. Once again proving, beyond any doubt at all, that shit happens.

Nick

421Fill 01-27-2003 02:06 AM

Cannot Find Server :warning

RedShoe 01-27-2003 02:17 AM

Even his sig didn't load.

Vox 01-27-2003 02:18 AM

The page cannot be displayed

It's a conspiracy against you.

Nfzgrld 01-27-2003 02:20 AM

Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

RedShoe 01-27-2003 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

Dead
Site
Gallery

...in that order.

Vox 01-27-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


Dead
Site
Gallery

...in that order.

Ditto...

Smut 01-27-2003 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

I can see them. Oh, and I want you too meet my invisible friend. His name is "Squizzy". He likes tater tots.
:thumbsup

RedShoe 01-27-2003 02:25 AM

Hello squizzy. Welcome to GFY.

JFPdude 01-27-2003 02:30 AM

http://cheatski.com/Nfzgrld.gif


Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages. :thumbsup

nap 01-27-2003 02:40 AM

make it newbie friendly please!

RedShoe 01-27-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude
http://cheatski.com/Nfzgrld.gif


Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages. :thumbsup

That's one of AMP's original designs. I see his design work everyhere, he should get residual payment for that one. I bet it converts on exit like a mutha fucka.

Nfzgrld 01-27-2003 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude
http://cheatski.com/Nfzgrld.gif


Since you insist it works so well I hope your paying microsoft for using thier default error pages. :thumbsup

If you're getting microsoft error pages then something is definitely wrong. This is a Linux server running Apache 1.3.27! It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server. I think the problem with the two reportedly dead domains is one of DNS propagation. The DNS entires for those two dead sites are only about a week or two old. It does seem like an excessive amount of time for the configuration to propagate, but what the fuck? Every now and then the TGP can't be found by posters either. Still, I do get a shitload of submissions every day, and every day it gets a bit better. I just can't believe how long it's taking for the fucker to get around. I guess it's just not being as slutty as it's supposed to. Must need an enima.

Nick

RedShoe 01-27-2003 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld


It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server.

All of us? So then why can I see your other sites?

JFPdude 01-27-2003 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld


If you're getting microsoft error pages then something is definitely wrong. This is a Linux server running Apache 1.3.27! It's probably your browser that's giving you an error page, not my server. I think the problem with the two reportedly dead domains is one of DNS propagation. The DNS entires for those two dead sites are only about a week or two old. It does seem like an excessive amount of time for the configuration to propagate, but what the fuck? Every now and then the TGP can't be found by posters either. Still, I do get a shitload of submissions every day, and every day it gets a bit better. I just can't believe how long it's taking for the fucker to get around. I guess it's just not being as slutty as it's supposed to. Must need an enima.

Nick


Yeah that must be it ... it must be my browser


I'll go format c:


A week for dns propagation ? that sounds pretty quick to me ... but hey what do I know ...


BBL my mommy's calling again

JFPdude 01-27-2003 02:56 AM

I double checked

Domain servers in listed order:
PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM
$ nslookup swicknet.com PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
Server: dns1.ptd.net
Address: 204.186.0.201

*** dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain
$ nslookup swicknet.com SECONDARY.ICESOURCE.COM
Server: dns1.ptd.net
Address: 204.186.0.201

*** dns1.ptd.net can't find swicknet.com: Non-existent host/domain
$


$ ping PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM
ping: cannot resolve PRIMARY.ICESOURCE.COM: Unknown host
$

Your right it must be my machine :Graucho

Voodoo 01-27-2003 03:05 AM

I think it sucks.
:2 cents:

boldy 01-27-2003 03:10 AM

404

stanton 01-27-2003 03:18 AM

http://sex-filez.com/gfy/cant_see2.jpg

Rilose 01-27-2003 03:27 AM

ghetto.....it is the equivelent of the last period in an encyclopedia...nothing !!!

Nfzgrld 01-27-2003 03:38 AM

Ok, it's obvious that none of you know shit about how this works. If you're getting a Microsoft error when you try to hit the site this tells you two things. First, it tells you that the error is not generated from a linux/apache server. Since this is what my server is, then it is safe to assume that it's an internal IE error message, unless you believe that Bill Gates really is GOD, in which case we're all fucked. If you're running IE6 then it probably tried to sell you the domain name. If a previous version then it probably TOLD YOU it was a probable DNS error. Second, since I can see the site from here, and since many other people can see the site from various locations, (I've had shit submitted from as far away as Germany), it is safe to assume that the config hasn't propagated to your DNS server yet. See, it really isn't all that complicated, if you have half a fucking brain. DNS propagation taking longer than about a week is pretty rare. If it's taken longer than that on a regular basis for you, then I would talk to whoever is hosting your DNS and ask why thier shit is fucked up. It just doesn't take that long. :feels-hot

As far as not being able to resolve my DNS servers. NO SHIT! What kind of a fucking idiot would put a host record on his DNS server name? That's about the stupidest thing you can do! Why not just give the hackers your address and a fucking sledge hammer? If you ever see anyone doing that invite them over for a poker game. The pickings will be pretty good. :thumbsup

Meanwhile, being one myself, I can appreciate a smart ass, but a smart ass who's also a dumb ass is ... well.. FUCK IT! WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?:ak47:

Babaganoosh 01-27-2003 03:46 AM

This has got to be another Boneprone character. Nobody is really this retarded. :1orglaugh

If you are a real person and not someone's alter-ego, please accept my apology...and my condolences on the loss of your mind.

421Fill 01-27-2003 04:47 AM

reminds me of that guy that kept trying to call an image from his hard drive and thought we were all crazy.

Dude, you're site does not come up for me, and it appears alot of other people. Hell, there is even a screen shot... what more do you want?

sternyduke 01-27-2003 04:50 AM

the best webmaster resource site i have ever seen...kudos.

RedShoe 01-27-2003 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
reminds me of that guy that kept trying to call an image from his hard drive and thought we were all crazy.

Dude, you're site does not come up for me, and it appears alot of other people. Hell, there is even a screen shot... what more do you want?


Bwahahaha!! I remember that. LOL

Or how about this one, remember this guy?

"Can you guys see what I'm typing?"

fuxu 01-27-2003 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nfzgrld
Ok, this is way past fucking strange. Some one click on any of these and tell me what you end up with:

http://tgp.swicknet.com
http://axelis.com
http://asian.swicknet.com/2003/01/25/index.html

All of my domains can't be that fucked up!

Nick

Nick, i think you're just trying to take advantage of us for uniques. You're the one that's fucked up! LOL :1orglaugh


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