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fuxu · 01-26-2003, 04:43 PM

Who here gets crusty white shit all over their pubes after boning a girl? How do I prevent this? It sucks because its crusty. She says it's my fault, but I am set on thinking that it's her pussy glue hardening. Help?

Juicy D. Links · 01-26-2003, 04:43 PM

How about bathing more than once a week?

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 04:44 PM

That'd be too much of a hassel, i'd rather chat on GFY.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-26-2003, 04:44 PM

um, backsplash?

failing that..bathe

pink_in_the_middle · 01-26-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
How about bathing more than once a week?

It might be her pussy juice just drying ;)

Pipecrew · 01-26-2003, 04:44 PM

You Dumbass, GIRLS DONT GET WET!!!, you know nothing about chicks

pink_in_the_middle · 01-26-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by fuxu
That'd be too much of a hassel, i'd rather chat on GFY.

Then don't bitch and moan about it unless you're going to do something about it

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

It might be her pussy juice just drying ;)

That's what I am thinking. I think it's nasty. Any other suggestions? Also, there is a tree here in CA that smells like a vile of old jizz, anyone know the name of that tree?

Plugger · 01-26-2003, 04:46 PM

shave

EpcCsh_PD · 01-26-2003, 04:47 PM

lol this thread is fucking nasty.

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Plugger
shave

GREAT IDEA! I'll use pipecrews facial razor! Now someone help me with these trees, I want to start planting them everywhere I can so I can annoy people with the smell of rotting cum.

Juicy D. Links · 01-26-2003, 04:48 PM

Its Bukkake juice

Sarah_Jayne · 01-26-2003, 04:49 PM

stick with your palm...none of that nasty real woman stuff.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-26-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by fuxu

That's what I am thinking. I think it's nasty. Any other suggestions? Also, there is a tree here in CA that smells like a vile of old jizz, anyone know the name of that tree?

Do you normally go around smelling trees?

pine · 01-26-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by fuxu
Also, there is a tree here in CA that smells like a vile of old jizz, anyone know the name of that tree?

Not for nothing, but...how the fuck do you know what that smells like?

LikeaVirgin · 01-26-2003, 04:52 PM

She might have a yeast infection.

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by pine

Not for nothing, but...how the fuck do you know what that smells like?

I JUST KNOW WHAT JIZ SMELLS LIKE, DONT ASK ME HOW- ITS NOT IMPORTANT.

likeavirgin, she also might have a fetus inside of her head. :-\ I doubt she's makin beer in her snatch, this happened with my last girl too. when she lays on her back, lifts up her legs, and I lay on my side and fuck her. HELP ITS NASTY! help me with the cum trees too.

gornyhuy · 01-26-2003, 04:58 PM

If you stop pumping after you jizz, its gotta be mostly her juices frothing up from her butter-churn-like pussy!

As for the trees, I know exactly what you mean. They are all over the east coast. University of North Carolina Chapel Hill is COVERED with them and as you walk around in the spring time you can't breathe in without thinking your about to get a creampie in your face.

Even some innocent prude little gals I knew were like "why does it smell like cum all over the place?"...

If you find out what they are called, let me know!

pine · 01-26-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by fuxu
I JUST KNOW WHAT JIZ SMELLS LIKE, DONT ASK ME HOW- ITS NOT IMPORTANT.

But...a "vial" of "old" jizz? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know...

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
If you stop pumping after you jizz, its gotta be mostly her juices frothing up from her butter-churn-like pussy!

As for the trees, I know exactly what you mean. They are all over the east coast. University of North Carolina Chapel Hill is COVERED with them and as you walk around in the spring time you can't breathe in without thinking your about to get a creampie in your face.

Even some innocent prude little gals I knew were like "why does it smell like cum all over the place?"...

If you find out what they are called, let me know!

someone else has been hit with the wrath of the cumtree. I am thinking about hiring a scientist to travel deep inside of my neighbors back yard, and do a study on the offensive tree, perhaps if he comes back alive, we will be able to know what the tree is called, and can start working on some type of grenade we can throw at them, to remove the smell. until then, i say all of GFY should brainstorm on what this tree is actually called. Let's search google!

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 05:18 PM

here is a site with someones story, someone who's been sucked in by the wrath of the cumtree.

http://queerscribe.diaryland.com/020711_12.html

Ted · 01-26-2003, 05:20 PM

It has to be the kumquot tree

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ted
It has to be the kumquot tree

i would ask like, a company that sells trees

but i doubt they'd take me seriously.

gornyhuy · 01-26-2003, 05:46 PM

You might be surprised. I bet if you ask some tree guy at the local outdoors store or call a landscaping company they will know immediately what you are talking about.

Anyway, you shouldn't have such evil thoughts about these wonderful trees.... They make all the chicks think about cum for like 3 months of the year.

Lets say you are walking along with some hot chick wondering whats on her mind... you pass one of those trees... now you know whats on her mind: "Whats that smell? Oh yeah, CUM. I wonder what Fuxu's cum taste's like? Its probably all frothy and gets caught in his pubes like some disgusting jizz quiche. Ewww get him away from me!"

Not even cum trees can solve your froth problem dude. SOrry.

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 05:48 PM

Maybe I should start flaking this shit off of my pubes and selling it to Orange Julius -- 'Extra Frothy!' Either way, you're right about the girl thing. Cept cum is usually frowned upon in Afghanistan.

DarkJedi · 01-26-2003, 05:56 PM

hahaha fuxu you are a funny guy !!

welcome to GFY !!

fuxu · 01-26-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
hahaha fuxu you are a funny guy !!

welcome to GFY !!

LOL thanks I guess, but im serious. Also, btw, fyi, syk, i've been here for a little bit

Graucho el Nino!

DarkJedi · 01-26-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by fuxu

LOL thanks I guess, but im serious. Also, btw, fyi, syk, i've been here for a little bit Graucho el Nino!

well, i just noticed you. this was a very creative thread.

we need people like you on GFY. we used to have Pimpdog - but he got banned. We used to have MetaformX - but he pussied out. We used to have Labret - but he seems to have personality issues.

so, get to work

stanton · 01-26-2003, 07:57 PM

thats pussy juice moron

just eat that shit

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	If you stop pumping after you jizz, its gotta be mostly her juices frothing up from her butter-churn-like pussy! As for the trees, I know exactly what you mean. They are all over the east coast. University of North Carolina Chapel Hill is COVERED with them and as you walk around in the spring time you can't breathe in without thinking your about to get a creampie in your face. Even some innocent prude little gals I knew were like "why does it smell like cum all over the place?"... If you find out what they are called, let me know! __________________ icq:159548293

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fuxu Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cali! Posts: 282	here is a site with someones story, someone who's been sucked in by the wrath of the cumtree. http://queerscribe.diaryland.com/020711_12.html __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How about bathing more than once a week?

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	um, backsplash? failing that..bathe

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01-26-2003, 04:48 PM	#12
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Its Bukkake juice

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	stick with your palm...none of that nasty real woman stuff.

01-26-2003, 05:20 PM	#22
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	It has to be the kumquot tree

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	You might be surprised. I bet if you ask some tree guy at the local outdoors store or call a landscaping company they will know immediately what you are talking about. Anyway, you shouldn't have such evil thoughts about these wonderful trees.... They make all the chicks think about cum for like 3 months of the year. Lets say you are walking along with some hot chick wondering whats on her mind... you pass one of those trees... now you know whats on her mind: "Whats that smell? Oh yeah, CUM. I wonder what Fuxu's cum taste's like? Its probably all frothy and gets caught in his pubes like some disgusting jizz quiche. Ewww get him away from me!" Not even cum trees can solve your froth problem dude. SOrry. __________________ icq:159548293

01-26-2003, 05:48 PM	#25
fuxu Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cali! Posts: 282	Maybe I should start flaking this shit off of my pubes and selling it to Orange Julius -- 'Extra Frothy!' Either way, you're right about the girl thing. Cept cum is usually frowned upon in Afghanistan. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	hahaha fuxu you are a funny guy !! welcome to GFY !!

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stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	thats pussy juice moron just eat that shit