Crusty Pubes?
 

Who here gets crusty white shit all over their pubes after boning a girl? How do I prevent this? It sucks because its crusty. She says it's my fault, but I am set on thinking that it's her pussy glue hardening. Help?

How about bathing more than once a week?

That'd be too much of a hassel, i'd rather chat on GFY.

um, backsplash?

failing that..bathe

:1orglaugh
It might be her pussy juice just drying ;)

You Dumbass, GIRLS DONT GET WET!!!, you know nothing about chicks

Then don't bitch and moan about it unless you're going to do something about it :2 cents:

That's what I am thinking. I think it's nasty. Any other suggestions? Also, there is a tree here in CA that smells like a vile of old jizz, anyone know the name of that tree?

shave :Graucho

lol this thread is fucking nasty.

GREAT IDEA! I'll use pipecrews facial razor! Now someone help me with these trees, I want to start planting them everywhere I can so I can annoy people with the smell of rotting cum.

Its Bukkake juice

stick with your palm...none of that nasty real woman stuff.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Do you normally go around smelling trees?:warning

Not for nothing, but...how the fuck do you know what that smells like?

She might have a yeast infection. :(

I JUST KNOW WHAT JIZ SMELLS LIKE, DONT ASK ME HOW- ITS NOT IMPORTANT.

likeavirgin, she also might have a fetus inside of her head. :-\ I doubt she's makin beer in her snatch, this happened with my last girl too. when she lays on her back, lifts up her legs, and I lay on my side and fuck her. HELP ITS NASTY! help me with the cum trees too.

If you stop pumping after you jizz, its gotta be mostly her juices frothing up from her butter-churn-like pussy!

As for the trees, I know exactly what you mean. They are all over the east coast. University of North Carolina Chapel Hill is COVERED with them and as you walk around in the spring time you can't breathe in without thinking your about to get a creampie in your face.

Even some innocent prude little gals I knew were like "why does it smell like cum all over the place?"...

If you find out what they are called, let me know!

But...a "vial" of "old" jizz? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know... :NopeNope

someone else has been hit with the wrath of the cumtree. I am thinking about hiring a scientist to travel deep inside of my neighbors back yard, and do a study on the offensive tree, perhaps if he comes back alive, we will be able to know what the tree is called, and can start working on some type of grenade we can throw at them, to remove the smell. until then, i say all of GFY should brainstorm on what this tree is actually called. Let's search google!

here is a site with someones story, someone who's been sucked in by the wrath of the cumtree.

http://queerscribe.diaryland.com/020711_12.html

It has to be the kumquot tree

i would ask like, a company that sells trees

but i doubt they'd take me seriously.

You might be surprised. I bet if you ask some tree guy at the local outdoors store or call a landscaping company they will know immediately what you are talking about.


Anyway, you shouldn't have such evil thoughts about these wonderful trees.... They make all the chicks think about cum for like 3 months of the year.

Lets say you are walking along with some hot chick wondering whats on her mind... you pass one of those trees... now you know whats on her mind: "Whats that smell? Oh yeah, CUM. I wonder what Fuxu's cum taste's like? Its probably all frothy and gets caught in his pubes like some disgusting jizz quiche. Ewww get him away from me!"

Not even cum trees can solve your froth problem dude. SOrry.

Maybe I should start flaking this shit off of my pubes and selling it to Orange Julius -- 'Extra Frothy!' Either way, you're right about the girl thing. Cept cum is usually frowned upon in Afghanistan.

hahaha fuxu you are a funny guy !!

welcome to GFY !!

LOL thanks I guess, but im serious. Also, btw, fyi, syk, i've been here for a little bit :Graucho Graucho el Nino!

well, i just noticed you. this was a very creative thread.

we need people like you on GFY. we used to have Pimpdog - but he got banned. We used to have MetaformX - but he pussied out. We used to have Labret - but he seems to have personality issues.

so, get to work :glugglug

thats pussy juice moron

just eat that shit