Solution to Hockey riots - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 06-17-2011, 01:17 AM

Now that Winnipeg has a team, i have a guaranteed solution to prevent any and all hockey riots.

Hold all Stanley cup playoffs in Winnipeg in Feb when it's -40C outside. Cancel the game if the temperature goes above -30C.

guaranteed no riots outside no matter what happens in the game.

seeandsee · 06-17-2011, 01:53 AM

interesting idea, or just hold it on NORTH POLE!

Emil · 06-17-2011, 05:30 AM

Why not just shoot people that riot with rubber-bullets? Just fire until there's noone left!

BittieBucks Eric · 06-17-2011, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

Why not just shoot people that riot with rubber-bullets? Just fire until there's noone left!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

PR_Glen · 06-17-2011, 06:48 AM

hmm you are on to something here... If the finals were not held at the home town arenas that would definitely lower the chances of any rioting after games.. have it go on a tour even of a hand full of arenas across the league.. would be good for the sport I'd say...

hometown fans may miss out on some home games, but they are the ones ruining it with riots.

L-Pink · 06-17-2011, 06:59 AM

You are assuming Canadian teams will be making the finals. lol ......

.

mineistaken · 06-17-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are assuming Canadian teams will be making the finals. lol ......

.

I assume he suggest that no matter what teams qualify hold playoffs in one city (something like final 4 or final 8 that is quite popular in the world)

blackmonsters · 06-17-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Now that Winnipeg has a team, i have a guaranteed solution to prevent any and all hockey riots.

Hold all Stanley cup playoffs in Winnipeg in Feb when it's -40C outside. Cancel the game if the temperature goes above -30C.

guaranteed no riots outside no matter what happens in the game.

That would work unless I was there because I would cause a riot when running like
hell to get to my car and get the fuck out of the cold.

Jman · 06-17-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are assuming Canadian teams will be making the finals. lol ......

.

They did this year..... D'Oh!!!!

L-Pink · 06-17-2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

They did this year..... D'Oh!!!!

I'm talking about next year when Tampa plays Boston.

(No, I'm not taking bets

)

.

Martin · 06-17-2011, 10:20 AM

Good idea Scott. I was thinking along the same line. The NHL season is way to long. Once summer hits I don't give a fuck about hockey.. I mean still hockey in the middle of June? It's absolutely retarded. Should be wrapped up and done by February the latest.

Jman · 06-17-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Good idea Scott. I was thinking along the same line. The NHL season is way to long. Once summer hits I don't give a fuck about hockey.. I mean still hockey in the middle of June? It's absolutely retarded. Should be wrapped up and done by February the latest.

It'S about the dollaz, they would be stupid to shorten the season...

TSN, RDS.... Man so many biz would lose money ending season in Feb

d-null · 06-17-2011, 10:36 AM

they need to identify and throw the book at the people that did this, it would be remembered next time this kind of thing might start to happen and you would remove the "casual rioters" that make the police job so difficult

Jman · 06-17-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm talking about next year when Tampa plays Boston.

(No, I'm not taking bets

)

.

$100 bucks Montreal makes it to finals

Martin · 06-17-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

It'S about the dollaz, they would be stupid to shorten the season...

TSN, RDS.... Man so many biz would lose money ending season in Feb

Yea it is about the dollaz.. I think one of the reasons hockey hasn't caught on in the US is the really long seasons tho.

SleazyDream · 06-17-2011, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Yea it is about the dollaz.. I think one of the reasons hockey hasn't caught on in the US is the really long seasons tho.

hockey hasn't caught on in the US???????

NHL has 30 franchised clubs, 6 in Canada, 24 in the USA
NHL is headquartered in NY

PR_Glen · 06-17-2011, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Yea it is about the dollaz.. I think one of the reasons hockey hasn't caught on in the US is the really long seasons tho.

this makes no sense...

plus baseball has a 162 game season so whether enough people in the US like it or not it has nothing to do with season length...

06-17-2011, 01:17 AM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Solution to Hockey riots Now that Winnipeg has a team, i have a guaranteed solution to prevent any and all hockey riots. Hold all Stanley cup playoffs in Winnipeg in Feb when it's -40C outside. Cancel the game if the temperature goes above -30C. guaranteed no riots outside no matter what happens in the game. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-17-2011, 01:53 AM	#2
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	interesting idea, or just hold it on NORTH POLE! __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

06-17-2011, 05:30 AM	#3
Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,650	Why not just shoot people that riot with rubber-bullets? Just fire until there's noone left! __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

06-17-2011, 06:48 AM	#5
PR_Glen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 9,058	hmm you are on to something here... If the finals were not held at the home town arenas that would definitely lower the chances of any rioting after games.. have it go on a tour even of a hand full of arenas across the league.. would be good for the sport I'd say... hometown fans may miss out on some home games, but they are the ones ruining it with riots. __________________ webmaster at pimproll dot com

06-17-2011, 06:59 AM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	You are assuming Canadian teams will be making the finals. lol ...... .

06-17-2011, 10:20 AM	#11
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Good idea Scott. I was thinking along the same line. The NHL season is way to long. Once summer hits I don't give a fuck about hockey.. I mean still hockey in the middle of June? It's absolutely retarded. Should be wrapped up and done by February the latest.

06-17-2011, 10:36 AM	#13
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	they need to identify and throw the book at the people that did this, it would be remembered next time this kind of thing might start to happen and you would remove the "casual rioters" that make the police job so difficult