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Imortyl Pussycat 06-14-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18214993)
Avoid Flour/rice/starch, No sugar, and no added salt

Start losing weight like its going out of style

I've on this program since December, lost 70 pounds now

this is a winner for sure. i call it "no white foods" so no sugar, added salt, bread, pasta, rice, milk, cheese (no orange either). i had to follow this to drop the 7 i wanted to and also do this:

*no booze (yes i cheated and always paid for it cuz booze makes me forget not to eat french fries)
*no more than 1300 calories/day (was told no more than 1100 but couldnt do it)
*workout 5 days/week and take long walks/bike rides the days you skip

on lowering the calories to not exceed a certain amount, the only...only...only way it worked for me was very boring but i had to eat the same exact things every day unless i wanted to count them up like a freak. i am not good at keeping track of what i eat or counting them up so i just came up with the foods i could have all day that totalled 1300 calories and ate that every day. small meals/snacks spaced 2-3 hours apart.

included in my tiresome diet were eggs, tuna, apple, salad, 1c raw veggies, fish or chicken

drink nothing but water or green tea....NOTHING ELSE!

also, don't eat past 6pm

good luck girl, you can do it :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 06-14-2011 12:38 PM

Butterfingers candy bars 24/7. Trust me on this.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18215716)
Butterfingers candy bars 24/7. Trust me on this.

if i were to grub down a candy bar, a butterfingers would make the top 2-3 list.

babe ruth bar is in it to win it for sure though.

top 2

ottopottomouse 06-14-2011 01:09 PM

Stick your baby in a pushchair and go for a walk a couple of times a day.

Look at the difference in CurrentlySober's before and after the treadmill pics if you can find them.

ottopottomouse 06-14-2011 01:10 PM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1005...ight=treadmill

C H R I S 06-14-2011 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

Fatty........

JesseJo 06-14-2011 05:37 PM

The Scarsdale diet :)

TheSquealer 06-14-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 18215558)
HCG is a pain in the ass but it can help through plateau breaks and weight loss jumps that stay off.

HCG is one of the biggest diet scams ever and HCG does absolutely nothing for you when it comes to fat loss. HCG diet is nothing more than a severely restricted ketogenic diet (low carb). The HCG itself does nothing for you other than bump up a guys testosterone a little bit which has indirect and very limited fat burning benefits at those levels.

:2 cents:

L-Pink 06-14-2011 06:27 PM

Here's a very important dieting tip and the one big problem I have no matter how healthy I'm eating ..... Eating out of boredom. Make sure you don't eat while watching tv, surfing the net, etc.

The Porn Nerd 06-14-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18216437)
Here's a very important dieting tip and the one big problem I have no matter how healthy I'm eating ..... Eating out of boredom. Make sure you don't eat while watching tv, surfing the net, etc.

Don't you just miss Hunter S. Thompson? I'm so pissed that he killed himself, taking the coward's way out. HUNTER!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrr. Love him.

digi 06-14-2011 07:10 PM

I am currently on a diet to lose 10 pounds. Its really easy, you just have to eat less.. people act like losing weight is sooo difficult when all you have to do is eat like 1000 calories / day instead of 1500 - 2000.

If you think its hard you're just weak. You're telling me its difficult to stop your arm from shoving shit into your mouth for a couple of months? It's not, just don't do it.

OneHungLo 06-14-2011 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/.../presback2.jpg

Martin 06-15-2011 12:07 AM

Has anybody said it yet? The diet of not eatting like a pig works best. ;)

calvinawe 06-15-2011 01:07 AM

did lowcarb back then. it was super effective, was only hard to bear for like a week. then carbohydrates felt like ballast, i could avoid them just easily.

KickAssJesse 06-15-2011 01:10 AM

eating 6 small meals a day and exercising; rinse and repeat - cheat on the weekend.

Pornopat 06-15-2011 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18215182)
sex sex sex carbs more sex :)

I think that is what led to those few extra pounds.
:2 cents:

nakeddutch 06-15-2011 02:20 AM

Don't waste your time on other diets, try this one!

Here's the gist - you can eat anythign you want, but it works on [u][i]how much you spend, not how much you eat!


Heres the rest....


A Dieting Technique to Try

If you are looking for a
dieting technique to try, here's one.

This diet is for one person.

Here's a very interesting diet technique that works!
It makes you think in a very different way about food.

Time required to test this diet out = 1 month.

Imagine a diet, where you can eat anything you
choose to eat, but there is a catch, price!

Here is the technique:

The theory behind this diet is to get the person trying
to lose weight, to tie their food to the money they spend.

What this means is, for the month the person chooses
to diet, a budget of 150 American Dollars is allocated
for food ONLY!

This is the secret of this diet.

Note: For months that have 31 days,
budget an extra 5 American dollars.

For the month, the dieter can purchase ANY TYPE OF FOOD
IN ANY QUANTITY, but the dieter must understand that he
or she CANNOT exceed a monthly budget of $150.

It works out to be about 35.00 a week or 5.00 a day. Where
a person is RESTRICTED NOT BY THE AMOUNT OF FOOD
EATEN, BUT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SPENT!

It is recommended that the person spends ONLY $35.00
PER WEEK (Including taxes); what this does is it gives
the dieter a chance to choose foods (any type) but in very
small quantities and foods that can 'stretch' as the week /
month goes on.

Tips

Here are some tips to help
you through your food-diet-budget:

(1) Plan a menu: This will help you see
better what you need to purchase / make.

(2) Clip coupons! Coupons are GOLD! An extra
75 cents here, 35 cents there = an extra bag
of rice / coffee in the future!

Recommendations

Exercise

20 situps per day.

Scale Use

Weigh yourself once a month.

A last word: If you exceed your
budget for the week / month, just try again!
Don't give up!

Good Luck!




Shey 06-15-2011 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 18216891)
I think that is what led to those few extra pounds.
:2 cents:

wahahaha yeah I missed that post but that's exactly what happened. It's all fun and games till one of them little fuckers get through :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dwreck 06-15-2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 18216732)

of course on not like that.. But you get the jist of what Im sayin...

Full of do as say not as I do tips from webmasters :)

javinder_mn 06-15-2011 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18215064)

great shout, but surely "you're the one for me fatty" would be more suitable here:1orglaugh

but shey i've been drinking green tea for the last 6 months or so and have shed about half a stone. gym/football about 3 times a week and pretty much eat what I want for main meals and dont know if its the tea but never fell the need to snack;)

TB Adriana 06-15-2011 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18215135)
eat just proteins, you will off that in 10 days easy

and destroy your liver. I tried that for one day and it was worse than a hangover.

PR_Glen 06-15-2011 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TB Adriana (Post 18217306)
and destroy your liver. I tried that for one day and it was worse than a hangover.

what the fuck were you eating? rancid seal meat?

You were probably going through carb withdrawals.. liver has nothing to do with that, it's the body adjusting to you not having all the sugars in your system.

dyna mo 06-15-2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18217113)
of course on not like that.. But you get the jist of what Im sayin...

Full of do as say not as I do tips from webmasters :)

there is some seriously good advices in this thread, some of it was directed toward you eh.

Shey 06-15-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 18215713)
this is a winner for sure. i call it "no white foods" so no sugar, added salt, bread, pasta, rice, milk, cheese (no orange either). i had to follow this to drop the 7 i wanted to and also do this:

*no booze (yes i cheated and always paid for it cuz booze makes me forget not to eat french fries)
*no more than 1300 calories/day (was told no more than 1100 but couldnt do it)
*workout 5 days/week and take long walks/bike rides the days you skip

on lowering the calories to not exceed a certain amount, the only...only...only way it worked for me was very boring but i had to eat the same exact things every day unless i wanted to count them up like a freak. i am not good at keeping track of what i eat or counting them up so i just came up with the foods i could have all day that totalled 1300 calories and ate that every day. small meals/snacks spaced 2-3 hours apart.

included in my tiresome diet were eggs, tuna, apple, salad, 1c raw veggies, fish or chicken

drink nothing but water or green tea....NOTHING ELSE!

also, don't eat past 6pm

good luck girl, you can do it :thumbsup

Damn girl, that is good but you have to have some serious self control. I could do it but I would not be able to follow it too long. How long did you have to be on it before you lost the lbs?

The main problem with me is that I need flavor and diversity so I'm first going to try phase one of South Beach for a couple weeks and see how that treats me but as soon as the weight scale levels and I stop dropping weight I'll have to go more drastic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18215615)
I've got the dolce diet that MMA fighters use to cut down and get to weight in 2 months.

I'll send you the link on FB. :)

That is a great read, gonna be spending some time picking up loads of tips from there. Thanks a lot pare :winkwink:

bronco67 06-15-2011 08:39 AM

This may sound counter-intuitive, but make sure you never get a hungry feeling. When you starve yourself, your body goes into starvation mode and its more likely to hang on to those extra pounds. That doesn't mean you need to eat a whole meal. Just snack on good, fat burning foods. Almonds, salmon, sardines -- and make sure you get some olive oil every day. It's good fat that actually helps get rid of bodyfat.

Drink a gallon of water per day.

Work some HIIT cardio into your workouts a few times per week. I've just started doing Tabata Protocol about 3 weeks ago, and those stubborn pounds have been melting away. It's only 4 minutes(or more) but will really tax your body and amp up your metabolism for the rest of the day.

http://www.tabataprotocol.com/ You can use almost any exercise for Tabata intervals, but sprinting works best. It will KILL you.

Get more sleep.

DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF. It's the worst thing you can do, and so counterproductive to losing wieght. Focus more on getting the daily maintenance calories you need(good calories), and burning more during the workouts. You can't avoid exercise if you want to get rid of "that stubborn last 10 pounds".

dyna mo 06-15-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 18217434)

That is a great read, gonna be spending some time picking up loads of tips from there. Thanks a lot pare :winkwink:

what did you get out of it/like about it?

bronco67 06-15-2011 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 18217434)
Damn girl, that is good but you have to have some serious self control. I could do it but I would not be able to follow it too long. How long did you have to be on it before you lost the lbs?

The main problem with me is that I need flavor and diversity so I'm first going to try phase one of South Beach for a couple weeks and see how that treats me but as soon as the weight scale levels and I stop dropping weight I'll have to go more drastic.



That is a great read, gonna be spending some time picking up loads of tips from there. Thanks a lot pare :winkwink:

It sounds like you want an effortless, tasty way to lose weight. It doesn't work like that. If you're not willing to work and suffer a bit, then you won't get there.

opusx312 06-15-2011 08:59 AM

I just got done with HCG gold. from Feb 9 to today i lost 50lbs.

dyna mo 06-15-2011 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18217485)
It sounds like you want an effortless, tasty way to lose weight. It doesn't work like that. If you're not willing to work and suffer a bit, then you won't get there.

well, she did title the thread "what's the easiest diet....."

:winkwink:

BareBacked 06-15-2011 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..


Exercise it only gets worse the older you get.

Do you still drink and party like you are in your 20;s?

bronco67 06-15-2011 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18217519)
well, she did title the thread "what's the easiest diet....."

:winkwink:

haha, I should have never even answered then. I doubt anyone asking that question is going to listen to sound advice that will actually be safe and work.

PR_Glen 06-15-2011 09:23 AM

if you are eating only 1100-1300 calories a day you may as well not workout at all because you wont burn shit from it... as bronco67 said your body shuts down if you starve yourself.. so the only thing that will happen when you work muscles with such a low calorie intake is burn through muscle, which includes your heart...so if your looking to avoid heart failure maybe you should reconsider the calorie intake...

body needs fuel or it will break down like a car...

Shey 06-15-2011 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18217533)
haha, I should have never even answered then. I doubt anyone asking that question is going to listen to sound advice that will actually be safe and work.

I'd say if I was looking to shed a ton of weight, then the extreme yet safe diets are the way to go. I only need 10 lbs and I don't need them gone in two weeks. Sure I want to steadily lose weight and I can do it by cutting half of the crap that I am currently eating but I guess I'm just looking for something that I know I can stick to longer term.

The problem with some diets is that they are so restrictive that once you reach your desired weight, you go back to unhealthy habits.

dyna mo 06-15-2011 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18217553)
if you are eating only 1100-1300 calories a day you may as well not workout at all because you wont burn shit from it... as bronco67 said your body shuts down if you starve yourself.. so the only thing that will happen when you work muscles with such a low calorie intake is burn through muscle, which includes your heart...so if your looking to avoid heart failure maybe you should reconsider the calorie intake...

body needs fuel or it will break down like a car...

when i did that PSMF 12 day fast i started that thread about a few weeks ago, i learned that one can go 12 days on this sort of ultra-restricted diet before the metabolism goes into serious shutdown, and that's for peeps with very lof bf, can go longer than 12 days (bt not too much longer) with higher bf %s.

Dwreck 06-15-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18217388)
there is some seriously good advices in this thread, some of it was directed toward you eh.

I'm checking it out.. and making notes.. Thanks dyna mo..:thumbsup

TheSquealer 06-15-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opusx312 (Post 18217495)
I just got done with HCG gold. from Feb 9 to today i lost 50lbs.

Again... HCG does NOTHING for weight loss. Period.

You've been scammed.

dyna mo 06-15-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18217656)
I'm checking it out.. and making notes.. Thanks dyna mo..:thumbsup

hey good luck man!


re: the mental v. physical issue you mentioned.

it boils down to making the decision. that's it. tony286's post was dead on- what's more important to you?

tony, how much have you lost now, 200+ pounds? how long have you been with your diet, 2 years-ish?

tony made a decision and that's all there is to that. :)

Peter Romero 06-15-2011 10:28 AM

Consistency not just intensity is the key to everything.

Get a dog and walk him 3 times a day for 20-40 minutes each time. Just try to cheat on this workout and clean up piss and shit all over your house. Dogs = best trainers in the world. Add a push-up, weight, crunch workout for 45 minutes a day alternating muscle groups. Hardcore intervals only work if you are already in shape and/or exercising regularly so that you avoid injury which will HALT all progress.

Diet: If you can't grow it or kill it then don't eat it. The less man touches food the better it is for you. Drink lots of water. Only drink black coffee with honey as an energy booster. Starbucks milkshakes are 600 to 1300 calories EACH!!! In fact, fuck sugar altogether - only eat 1 "treat" once a week after you earned and deserve it. Keep your meals small and more frequent to keep your energy up and your fat storage down.

I lost 70 pounds in the last 5 months doing this. I lost over 105 pounds total in one year experimenting with diferent shit with varying results until I found my magic formula. The bottom line is consistency. Anyone can go all out balls to the wall for a short period, the key is to keep going. That's my :2 cents: Gotta go workout now.

Oh and BTW - nothing worthwhile is easy. Pain is growth. Anyone tells you diferent is selling something.

OneHungLo 06-15-2011 11:07 AM

Tabata Protocol is great and I do it one or twice a week along with weights.

Grab one of these timers to help
http://www.gymboss.com/images/carousel/carousel3.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18217447)
This may sound counter-intuitive, but make sure you never get a hungry feeling. When you starve yourself, your body goes into starvation mode and its more likely to hang on to those extra pounds. That doesn't mean you need to eat a whole meal. Just snack on good, fat burning foods. Almonds, salmon, sardines -- and make sure you get some olive oil every day. It's good fat that actually helps get rid of bodyfat.

Drink a gallon of water per day.

Work some HIIT cardio into your workouts a few times per week. I've just started doing Tabata Protocol about 3 weeks ago, and those stubborn pounds have been melting away. It's only 4 minutes(or more) but will really tax your body and amp up your metabolism for the rest of the day.

http://www.tabataprotocol.com/ You can use almost any exercise for Tabata intervals, but sprinting works best. It will KILL you.

Get more sleep.

DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF. It's the worst thing you can do, and so counterproductive to losing wieght. Focus more on getting the daily maintenance calories you need(good calories), and burning more during the workouts. You can't avoid exercise if you want to get rid of "that stubborn last 10 pounds".


dyna mo 06-15-2011 11:13 AM

hey, do y'all think that tabata interval would work running in place? sprint in place 20 seconds, jog in place 20 seconds?


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