My FIRST Domain Sale! - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 02:24 PM

OK, I got this old ratty domain which I was never going to use. I get an offer through a registrar's domain buying service and it goes something like this:

"We have received an offer of $250 for your domain. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Fuck you. $1495.00"

Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $650.00. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Fuck you. $1000.00"

Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $900.00. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Yep. Fuck you. PAY ME!"

They fucking well did pay me and the transfer is in progess!

LOL!

This was an old crappy "three word" domain name which I had bought like six years ago but would never have used due to change in business plans.

God, I love the Internet!

chronig · 06-03-2011, 02:26 PM

Congrats on making your first 900$ online.

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

Congrats on making your first 900$ online.

Fuck you man! That is just a bit of free gravy!

Nice reply though!

Laughing my ass off!

See the thing is, there had never been like one second of SEO done on it; someone just wanted it and more power to them!

I hope they make a fortune with it. I made money on it. The domain is very specific to a specific business and you had to really want it.

LOL!

djroof · 06-03-2011, 02:31 PM

which service use?

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by djroof

which service use?

This one:

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 02:41 PM

See, the thing is, I have had a policy of never selling any of my domains but I'm pretty sure that is going to change!

ottopottomouse · 06-03-2011, 02:47 PM

You're shit at haggling.

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

You're shit at haggling.

Nope, did exactly what I wanted to do and got my price.

papill0n · 06-03-2011, 03:12 PM

wow thanks for letting us know shit stain

camperjohn64 · 06-03-2011, 03:15 PM

May we know the domain name?

L-Pink · 06-03-2011, 03:21 PM

Why are you always such an ass?

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

wow thanks for letting us know shit stain

Jealous, eh?

"Shit stain"?

Certainly you can do better than that!

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64

May we know the domain name?

No but thanks for asking!

camsvipdotcom · 06-03-2011, 03:23 PM

You should have used some offensive language....oh wait...

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why are you always such an ass?

Why are you pink?

You a pussy or what?

SallyRand · 06-03-2011, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camsvipdotcom

You should have used some offensive language....oh wait...

Money talks, bullshit walks and "offensive" language can help get things right to the point.

I mean you are posting on a website entitled "GO FUCK YOURSELF" and you're talking to me about being "offensive"?

WTF?

Chosen · 06-03-2011, 11:18 PM

Congrats on a big sale

will76 · 06-03-2011, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

OK, I got this old ratty domain which I was never going to use. I get an offer through a registrar's domain buying service and it goes something like this:

"We have received an offer of $250 for your domain. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Fuck you. $1495.00"

Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $650.00. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Fuck you. $1000.00"

Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $900.00. Wanna take it?"

Me: "Yep. Fuck you. PAY ME!"

They fucking well did pay me and the transfer is in progess!

LOL!

This was an old crappy "three word" domain name which I had bought like six years ago but would never have used due to change in business plans.

God, I love the Internet!

Mutt · 06-03-2011, 11:26 PM

i can't believe this kook is a senior citizen - somewhere a shuffleboard court is missing its idiot.

cooldude7 · 06-03-2011, 11:53 PM

good for you....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-04-2011, 12:22 AM

Silly Rant, internet domain tycoon, will show all you jealious hatter loosers - he/she gonna buy him/her some purty new duds with his/her new internet windfall...

ADG

DaddyHalbucks · 06-04-2011, 12:29 AM

Congrats. What's the domain name?

Coup · 06-04-2011, 12:32 AM

Don't give yourself a hernia picking up your undoubtedly large sack of deniro. A man your age has to be careful

2intense · 06-04-2011, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

Congrats on making your first 900$ online.

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

Don't give yourself a hernia picking up your undoubtedly large sack of deniro. A man your age has to be careful

That should be "DINERO"!

Looks as though you have as much trouble with Spanish as you do English!

Try this next time!:

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooldude7

good for you....

Thanks!

Now and good things happen to bad people!

oh wait

I mean bad things happen.................no that's not right...............................

Good people have bad things.............................

Oh, crap!

Gotta get more coffee!

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Silly Rant, internet domain tycoon, will show all you jealious hatter loosers - he/she gonna buy him/her some purty new duds with his/her new internet windfall...

ADG

You mean "LOSERS", not "LOOSERS". No such word as "LOOSERS" except in the minds of the illiterates and language-disabled among you.

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Congrats on a big sale

Hey, thanks! It would be nice to do that a couple of times a day every day and I do know a guy who does just that. He's got like 100K domains, SEOs the Hell out of them, gets some traffic and auctions them off!

He may just have something there!

Verbal · 06-04-2011, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

Congrats on making your first 900$ online.

adultzone · 06-04-2011, 05:43 AM

wow nice!!

CamTraffic · 06-04-2011, 05:56 AM

what was the Domain Name?

Babaganoosh · 06-04-2011, 06:14 AM

Nick Danger is the man.

Marion, you're a retard.

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic

what was the Domain Name?

Don't concern yourself with the domain name and don't bother searching because certain facts in this little tale have been changed to protect the innocent.

SallyRand · 06-04-2011, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Nick Danger is the man.

Marion, you're a retard.

And your avatar indicates that you are a large knuckle-dragging anthropoid with bad hair.

charlie g · 06-04-2011, 06:41 AM

Every time I think you can not be as big of a douche as you appear to be, you make a post like this. I am sure it has nothing to do with you being an old fart... I bet you were a douche as a child and grew to be a bigger douche everyday. Congrats on achieving gargantuan douchedom status!

V_RocKs · 06-04-2011, 06:56 AM

scale up now!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-04-2011, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Silly Rant, internet domain tycoon, will show all you jealious hatter loosers - he/she gonna buy him/her some purty new duds with his/her new internet windfall...

ADG

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

You mean "LOSERS", not "LOOSERS". No such word as "LOOSERS" except in the minds of the illiterates and language-disabled among you.

Damn, you really are thick - those were deliberate typos referring to some of your (or I should put "you're") fellow GFY members of the Moran Hall of Shame:

ADG

Jon Oso · 06-04-2011, 07:20 AM

Why is it that every time you are faced with someone who simply doesn't agree with you, you resort to picking apart their grammar?

I know this is the internet, but not everyone is as eloquent online as they could be in person - not to mention this board has people from different parts of the world and the literal translation from their native tongue to English is not always the way we are accustomed to reading or writing.

It makes you look foolish.

merina0803 · 06-04-2011, 07:30 AM

moeloubani · 06-04-2011, 08:45 AM

I want you to make a post on here saying you're an old man pretending to be a woman. Everyone would leave you alone then. Do it, man.

will76 · 06-04-2011, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

i can't believe this kook is a senior citizen - somewhere a shuffleboard court is missing its idiot.

lazycash · 06-06-2011, 04:52 PM

Glad to see domain sales are supplementing your social security.

06-03-2011, 02:24 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	My FIRST Domain Sale! OK, I got this old ratty domain which I was never going to use. I get an offer through a registrar's domain buying service and it goes something like this: "We have received an offer of $250 for your domain. Wanna take it?" Me: "Fuck you. $1495.00" Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $650.00. Wanna take it?" Me: "Fuck you. $1000.00" Domain buying service: "We have received an offer of $900.00. Wanna take it?" Me: "Yep. Fuck you. PAY ME!" They fucking well did pay me and the transfer is in progess! LOL! This was an old crappy "three word" domain name which I had bought like six years ago but would never have used due to change in business plans. God, I love the Internet!

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SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	See, the thing is, I have had a policy of never selling any of my domains but I'm pretty sure that is going to change!

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