5:18pm May 21 - The Rapture is almost upon me. - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 05-21-2011, 03:19 AM

So last night I went all out and threw my dick in the mashed potatoes, if you know what I mean.

Jesus already died for my sins, so I figured I'm covered.

Paul Markham · 05-21-2011, 03:22 AM

The religious nuts will just say they got the date wrong and then move it to another one.

If you read up on the rapture myth you see how flawed religion is.

alias · 05-21-2011, 03:24 AM

This is a troll, everyone knows real end of days is the upcoming year of the "WATER" [think floods] dragon.

LiveDose · 05-21-2011, 06:09 AM

Just imagine if it happens. We'll all be down in he'll going 'goddamn that crazy motherfucker was right. I should have got that one last piece of ass last night'!

Coup · 05-21-2011, 06:14 AM

did ya get any gravy on it?

marlboroack · 05-21-2011, 06:21 AM

Nah, i think were fucked. I ran over a squirrel yesterday.

BlackCrayon · 05-21-2011, 06:33 AM

its a good thing jesus is repecting timezones so he doesn't wake us out of bed.

CaptainHowdy · 05-21-2011, 06:34 AM

I'm posting from Heaven, guys ...

thickcash_amo · 05-21-2011, 06:38 AM

I am sure there are some good "end of the world" parties going on

Oracle Porn · 05-21-2011, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

threw my dick in the mashed potatoes, if you know what I mean.

I'm glad I do not know what you mean

adultchatpay · 05-21-2011, 07:44 AM

the prophet is wrong

loreen · 05-21-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

I am sure there are some good "end of the world" parties going on

I was invited to a lesbian end of the world party so yes

DWB · 05-21-2011, 08:35 AM

10:34pm... still no sign of Jesus.

However, it has started to rain REALLY fucking hard. What if it doesn't stop?

Anyone sell cheap Arks? (Achmed?)

SmokeyTheBear · 05-21-2011, 08:37 AM

you fuckers.. don't you know the rapture works on pacific standard time

RuthB · 05-21-2011, 09:17 AM

http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

"On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

Scott McD · 05-21-2011, 09:24 AM

DWB · 05-21-2011, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB

http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

"On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

OMG that is funny.

Brilliant.

alias · 05-21-2011, 09:58 AM

L-Pink · 05-21-2011, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB

http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

"On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

That's great!

Robbie · 05-21-2011, 10:05 AM

Don't worry DWB.

IF any of the fairy tales (religion) were true and the rapture was happening today...neither you or me are going anywhere. lol

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 05-21-2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The religious nuts will just say they got the date wrong and then move it to another one.

If you read up on the rapture myth you see how flawed religion is.

This is so true they always say oops we got the math wrong it will be on this day and time, then once that day and time passes they will say the same thing over and over.

THERE IS NO GOD.

All people who think or believe in a GOD are weak inside

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	5:18pm May 21 - The Rapture is almost upon me. So last night I went all out and threw my dick in the mashed potatoes, if you know what I mean. Jesus already died for my sins, so I figured I'm covered.

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