5:18pm May 21 - The Rapture is almost upon me.

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    5:18pm May 21 - The Rapture is almost upon me.

    So last night I went all out and threw my dick in the mashed potatoes, if you know what I mean.

    Jesus already died for my sins, so I figured I'm covered.
  • Paul Markham
    Too old to care
    • Jun 2001
    • 52942

    #2
    The religious nuts will just say they got the date wrong and then move it to another one.

    If you read up on the rapture myth you see how flawed religion is.



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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
      This is a troll, everyone knows real end of days is the upcoming year of the "WATER" [think floods] dragon.
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      • LiveDose
        Show Yer Tits!
        • Feb 2002
        • 25792

        #4
        Just imagine if it happens. We'll all be down in he'll going 'goddamn that crazy motherfucker was right. I should have got that one last piece of ass last night'!

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        • Coup
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          • Apr 2010
          • 9931

          #5
          did ya get any gravy on it?

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          • marlboroack
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2010
            • 9327

            #6
            Nah, i think were fucked. I ran over a squirrel yesterday.

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            • BlackCrayon
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2003
              • 19634

              #7
              its a good thing jesus is repecting timezones so he doesn't wake us out of bed.
              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94735

                #8
                I'm posting from Heaven, guys ...

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                • thickcash_amo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 3847

                  #9
                  I am sure there are some good "end of the world" parties going on

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                  • Oracle Porn
                    Affiliate
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DWB
                    threw my dick in the mashed potatoes, if you know what I mean.
                    I'm glad I do not know what you mean


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                    • adultchatpay
                      Let's Make Money
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 8785

                      #11
                      the prophet is wrong

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                      • loreen
                        myadultdesign.com
                        • May 2004
                        • 12558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                        I am sure there are some good "end of the world" parties going on
                        I was invited to a lesbian end of the world party so yes
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                        • DWB
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 31779

                          #13
                          10:34pm... still no sign of Jesus.

                          However, it has started to rain REALLY fucking hard. What if it doesn't stop?

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                          • SmokeyTheBear
                            ►SouthOfHeaven
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 28609

                            #14
                            you fuckers.. don't you know the rapture works on pacific standard time
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                            • RuthB
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                              • May 2005
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

                              "On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

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                              • Scott McD
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67798

                                #16


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                                • DWB
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 31779

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RuthB
                                  http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

                                  "On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

                                  OMG that is funny.

                                  Brilliant.

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                                  • alias
                                    aliasx
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 19010

                                    #18
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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RuthB
                                      http://underthemountainbunker.com/20...ure-day-prank/

                                      "On Saturday May 21, 2011, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

                                      That's great!

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                                      • Robbie
                                        Leaner, Meaner, Faster
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 20960

                                        #20
                                        Don't worry DWB.

                                        IF any of the fairy tales (religion) were true and the rapture was happening today...neither you or me are going anywhere. lol
                                        -Robbie
                                        ClaudiaMarie.Com

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                                        • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 1100

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                          The religious nuts will just say they got the date wrong and then move it to another one.

                                          If you read up on the rapture myth you see how flawed religion is.
                                          This is so true they always say oops we got the math wrong it will be on this day and time, then once that day and time passes they will say the same thing over and over.

                                          THERE IS NO GOD.

                                          All people who think or believe in a GOD are weak inside

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