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Houdini · 01-22-2003, 06:21 PM

Damn it's flooded! hahah. Someone's using my nick too...fucker.

Carrie · 01-22-2003, 06:35 PM

Seriously though guys, lemme see if I can explain.
A major part of porn's "draw" is that it's a "forbidden" thing. It's naughty, a no-no.
Many women grow up being told that porn is nasty and disgusting. Believe me, women are catty. A stripper is a slut - hell, someone who dresses sexy is a slut. It's BAD to act sexual in any way whatsoever, that kind of thing is NOT to be talked about and certainly shouldn't be watched or viewed.
It's called sexual repression, and it certainly isn't fun - but it isn't something to make fun of, either.

These women feel that their husbands are lying to them (which they are), going behind their backs (which they are), and cheating on them in some sense - after all, why would the hubby need to go watch porn online when he could just come into the bedroom and have sex with the wife?

Perhaps they need to "lighten up" or "get some self-esteem", but that's not something you can turn on like a light. It takes the combined effort of the wife AND the husband, the person she trusts most, to make her comfortable enough about her own body and eventually sex.
Why do you think it's said that most women don't hit their sexual peak until they're in their 30's? Sure, *part* of it might be physical, but more than anything it's mental. By the time they've hit 30 they've been in and out of a few relationships, they know what they want and don't want, they're more comfortable with themselves and more confident that even if they don't look like a supermodel, that's still okay. Once they reach that mental state where they can accept themselves and look at their little "flaws" and just shrug, only THEN can they start opening up sexually and fully appreciate the constant state of readiness that most guys are in.

I had the same problem these ladies are having. It's part of the reason I became an adult webmaster. I'm one of those "face the problem head-on" types of people - but that's rare. Remember, women are STILL taught to this day to keep quiet, don't make a scene, bottle it up and consider yourself lucky that someone even found you attractive enough to marry you.
With society pushing women built like Tyra Banks on the television as the ultimate vision of femininity, it's no wonder women learn self-loathing from an early age. Because 99% of the women in the world are NOT built like Tyra Banks and will NEVER look like her no matter how hard they try.

Try to see it from their point of view before automatically pointing and laughing. You might think they're fucked in the head, but turn around and look at how you're raising your daughters and what they're seeing on TV and ask yourself if you've been sowing those same seeds of self-hate and sexual repression in them.

Hell, half of you won't even tell your family members that you're a pornographer. If it's so "okay" and should be so widely accepted that you can bust a gut laughing at the *real* emotional pain these women are going through, then why isn't it "okay" and accepted enough for you to tell your family?

Just think about it.

Libertine · 01-22-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
These women feel that their husbands are lying to them (which they are), going behind their backs (which they are), and cheating on them in some sense - after all, why would the hubby need to go watch porn online when he could just come into the bedroom and have sex with the wife?

Because his wife's a frigid bitch who doesn't do anal anymore.

jammyjenkins · 01-22-2003, 07:58 PM

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RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
My god, but you are all idiots.
If you had ANY common sense, you'd be over there spamming CJ's paysites for women telling these babes to get back at their husbands and show him how it feels!!!! Pump up their revenge motivation OR very gently offer them the opportunity to step into their husband's shoes so that perhaps they can understand him a little more and help their relationship....

HELLO? BUELLER???

Egads, do we women have to do EVERYTHING for you?

Hey now, there is one non idiot that spamed purve, the one who didn't realize houdini was a taken name here.

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
Seriously though guys, lemme see if I can explain.
A major part of porn's "draw" is that it's a "forbidden" thing. It's naughty, a no-no.
Many women grow up being told that porn is nasty and disgusting. Believe me, women are catty. A stripper is a slut - hell, someone who dresses sexy is a slut. It's BAD to act sexual in any way whatsoever, that kind of thing is NOT to be talked about and certainly shouldn't be watched or viewed.
It's called sexual repression, and it certainly isn't fun - but it isn't something to make fun of, either.

These women feel that their husbands are lying to them (which they are), going behind their backs (which they are), and cheating on them in some sense - after all, why would the hubby need to go watch porn online when he could just come into the bedroom and have sex with the wife?

Perhaps they need to "lighten up" or "get some self-esteem", but that's not something you can turn on like a light. It takes the combined effort of the wife AND the husband, the person she trusts most, to make her comfortable enough about her own body and eventually sex.
Why do you think it's said that most women don't hit their sexual peak until they're in their 30's? Sure, *part* of it might be physical, but more than anything it's mental. By the time they've hit 30 they've been in and out of a few relationships, they know what they want and don't want, they're more comfortable with themselves and more confident that even if they don't look like a supermodel, that's still okay. Once they reach that mental state where they can accept themselves and look at their little "flaws" and just shrug, only THEN can they start opening up sexually and fully appreciate the constant state of readiness that most guys are in.

I had the same problem these ladies are having. It's part of the reason I became an adult webmaster. I'm one of those "face the problem head-on" types of people - but that's rare. Remember, women are STILL taught to this day to keep quiet, don't make a scene, bottle it up and consider yourself lucky that someone even found you attractive enough to marry you.
With society pushing women built like Tyra Banks on the television as the ultimate vision of femininity, it's no wonder women learn self-loathing from an early age. Because 99% of the women in the world are NOT built like Tyra Banks and will NEVER look like her no matter how hard they try.

Try to see it from their point of view before automatically pointing and laughing. You might think they're fucked in the head, but turn around and look at how you're raising your daughters and what they're seeing on TV and ask yourself if you've been sowing those same seeds of self-hate and sexual repression in them.

Hell, half of you won't even tell your family members that you're a pornographer. If it's so "okay" and should be so widely accepted that you can bust a gut laughing at the *real* emotional pain these women are going through, then why isn't it "okay" and accepted enough for you to tell your family?

Just think about it.

See, for me it is not so much how blatantly repressed and entertaining it is to see this go on. It is a combination of them being so repressed that they make a site devoted entirely to cutting our sales. That's mine and your paycheck.

Besides, who really is so pathetic that they are going running to the newstand and pick up the latest issue of barely legal if they hear or read the word "pussy"? Come on now, that's just funny.

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie

These women feel that their husbands are lying to them (which they are), going behind their backs (which they are), and cheating on them in some sense - after all, why would the hubby need to go watch porn online when he could just come into the bedroom and have sex with the wife?

Again, it doesn't make it "right" to lie and sneak, but these women do this shit to themselves. A man isn't going to stop feeling sexual urges. Of course he sneaks around and does it behind her back rather than deal with her shrieking at him. The point is, if the worst he's doing is looking at porn, he ISN'T cheating on her. If she can't see the difference between dirty pictures and movies (Which I bet he'd be willing to share with her if she would go along with it), then there is only so much he can do.

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Originally posted by Carrie

the husband, the person she trusts most

Which is clearly not the case. There's no excuse, there's no argument. If she's snooping on his personal activities, she doesn't trust him. If she does it "because he looks at porn", it's just more proof that she doesn't trust him. She thinks he can't be trusted to differentiate between fantasy and reality; between his wife and an anonymous model.

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Originally posted by Carrie

Remember, women are STILL taught to this day to keep quiet, don't make a scene, bottle it up and consider yourself lucky that someone even found you attractive enough to marry you.

Maybe in the Ozarks. I'm sure not bumping into these wilting flowers in my day-to-day life.

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Originally posted by Carrie

Hell, half of you won't even tell your family members that you're a pornographer. If it's so "okay" and should be so widely accepted that you can bust a gut laughing at the *real* emotional pain these women are going through, then why isn't it "okay" and accepted enough for you to tell your family?

I can't speak for anyone else, but my entire family except perhaps my grandmother knows what I do. I'm a grown man, I do as I please. That argument doesn't really say anything about the situation of the people on that other BBS, anyway.

SpaceAce

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 08:39 PM

from the index:

This bulletin board has been established to provide you with an opportunity to share your struggles, successes and thoughts on pornography addiction. It is open to those who struggle with their own addiction, and those whose lives have been impacted by an addict.

I feel my life has been pretty impacted by porn addicts.

Dildozer · 01-22-2003, 08:47 PM

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Author: Sly
Date: 1/22/2003 10:36 pm EST

I really don't understand you, sir. How can you possibly think my addiction isn't real? It is real! I'm addicted to porn and I just can't break from my habits!

Ever since I found my dads issue of Playgirl stored in secrecy under his bed when I was 13, I haven't been able to resist my addiction to gay porn. That night was my first experience with masturbation, and certainly not the last.

I'm now 37 years old, married, and have 2 beautiful boys. To this day, I have not been able to break my addiction of daily masturbation to gay porn. Although, over the past several weeks of reading this board I have been able to cut down to only 3 times a day.

My wife still doesn't know, but I think she has a hunch something is going on. She's been acting strange lately and I'm afraid I might be losing her. She's a beautiful gal and I love her, however the gay porn is so much more appealing to me. I do, however, wish to stay with her for my boys sake.

This is my first post at the board, I'm hoping someone can offer some advice. Even you, troll, it's obvious you love porn, but you must know a way to fight it!

Please!

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RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer

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Sly_RJ · 01-22-2003, 09:16 PM

Least I was creative.

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01-22-2003, 06:21 PM	#51
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01-22-2003, 06:35 PM	#52
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Seriously though guys, lemme see if I can explain. A major part of porn's "draw" is that it's a "forbidden" thing. It's naughty, a no-no. Many women grow up being told that porn is nasty and disgusting. Believe me, women are catty. A stripper is a slut - hell, someone who dresses sexy is a slut. It's BAD to act sexual in any way whatsoever, that kind of thing is NOT to be talked about and certainly shouldn't be watched or viewed. It's called sexual repression, and it certainly isn't fun - but it isn't something to make fun of, either. These women feel that their husbands are lying to them (which they are), going behind their backs (which they are), and cheating on them in some sense - after all, why would the hubby need to go watch porn online when he could just come into the bedroom and have sex with the wife? Perhaps they need to "lighten up" or "get some self-esteem", but that's not something you can turn on like a light. It takes the combined effort of the wife AND the husband, the person she trusts most, to make her comfortable enough about her own body and eventually sex. Why do you think it's said that most women don't hit their sexual peak until they're in their 30's? Sure, part of it might be physical, but more than anything it's mental. By the time they've hit 30 they've been in and out of a few relationships, they know what they want and don't want, they're more comfortable with themselves and more confident that even if they don't look like a supermodel, that's still okay. Once they reach that mental state where they can accept themselves and look at their little "flaws" and just shrug, only THEN can they start opening up sexually and fully appreciate the constant state of readiness that most guys are in. I had the same problem these ladies are having. It's part of the reason I became an adult webmaster. I'm one of those "face the problem head-on" types of people - but that's rare. Remember, women are STILL taught to this day to keep quiet, don't make a scene, bottle it up and consider yourself lucky that someone even found you attractive enough to marry you. With society pushing women built like Tyra Banks on the television as the ultimate vision of femininity, it's no wonder women learn self-loathing from an early age. Because 99% of the women in the world are NOT built like Tyra Banks and will NEVER look like her no matter how hard they try. Try to see it from their point of view before automatically pointing and laughing. You might think they're fucked in the head, but turn around and look at how you're raising your daughters and what they're seeing on TV and ask yourself if you've been sowing those same seeds of self-hate and sexual repression in them. Hell, half of you won't even tell your family members that you're a pornographer. If it's so "okay" and should be so widely accepted that you can bust a gut laughing at the real emotional pain these women are going through, then why isn't it "okay" and accepted enough for you to tell your family? Just think about it.

01-22-2003, 07:58 PM	#54
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01-22-2003, 08:39 PM	#58
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	from the index: This bulletin board has been established to provide you with an opportunity to share your struggles, successes and thoughts on pornography addiction. It is open to those who struggle with their own addiction, and those whose lives have been impacted by an addict. I feel my life has been pretty impacted by porn addicts.