Minge is like pussy.

She's got a nice minge is like saying she's got a nice pussy.

Pronounced how it looks, like mince but with a g sound :)

got it! loloz, figured it must have some sort of connotation, just wasn't sure what you are in to, so..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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That is why I would love to spend every day in Minges :)

Knee deep in minge :)

Clunge means the same. But not sure if there's a place in the UK called Clunge.

i like it a lot! :thumbsup

And to just confuse the yanks, Fanny also means a vag in the UK

we gotta lot names for vag over here, ya know.....

i tend to go with punani.

Unless you use the saying:
Bob's your uncle
Fanny's your granny. :)

the point i meant was that fanny doesn't mean bottom in the UK.
your fanny packs always makes us laugh (but then i expect that our name for them, bum bags, would be amusing to you guys)

Full list of pussy I can think of....

Fanny - pussy / or can be used to call someone weak. Like "you little fanny" or like saying "you pussy!"

Twat - also means pussy / can also be used to call someone an idiot. "you twat! what the hell did you do that for?"

Clunge - This one is fairly new, at the moment I think the only is for pussy, never heard someone say "you clunge" for example

Gash - pretty obvious this isn't a polite term :1orglaugh

Minge - sounds like cringe, and some people would if you used that word.

Out of all of them, twat is my favourite :)

You can also twat someone in the face.

"Lol, he twatted him"


Also flange, mot, muff...

I think, if I ever had the opportunity to name a new town in the UK somewhere, I would call it Clunge. Well it's better than Milton Keynes.

Yeah that's true! don't hear them very often now though, apart from muff. Flange, lol I used to use that word all the time haha.

Forgot about that use/term for twat :1orglaugh

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If there was a town called clunge, i would spend my time in minges on weekdays and clung at the weekends. What a life that would be! :1orglaugh

lmao, what a classic thread!

You forgot fage on that list (fage = pussy)

Speak for yourself, except the part about the french & all those north of watford....

I have not lived in the UK since 1997 and from what I hear the country has changed and not for the better. Also many new words are being used now that I had never heard of.

I liked the term "minted". Maybe because I don't get to hear it very often.

You clearly lost your sense of humour since leaving :1orglaugh

I doubt it as The Inbetweeners made it up.

The very best term for a ladies front bottom is FLANGE !

Why do most in the UK now struggle to say words like "think". Now, it's "fink".
"Things" becomes "Fings". I think it's mostly in England to be honest.

At first you heard a few idiots in the public being interviewed and saying it, but now i hear radio presenters, and even people on tv talking like that. Pisses me off big time!

Nuffink wrong with that. It's things like pacific (specific) and nucular (nuclear) that annoy me.

Back to uk:america - nobody has mentioned pants.

Oh rly

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...lunge-plunging

I have been away from the UK since 1998 and I also had never heard of "clunge" until I saw the Inbetweeners. Something being in the urban dictionary doesn't actually mean its a widely accepted word btw.

I am pretty sure damian could have the word markham in there to mean pussy if he so desired.... if he hasn't already of course.

EDIT: Oh fuck LOL number 4

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=markham

It is only being lazy that causes these language things I think. Sometimes I wonder if it is just to try and be "different" going wrong.

And Pants, I think the whole pants thing is understood more these days :)

I would say Inbetweeners made it up aswell, never heard it before then myself.

It could have been used before, not often a new word gets coined in a TV show, but I think in this case it probably did.

And that number 4 is a classic :1orglaugh

I just want to say, this is not a contest or drama thread!

How the fuck did we get to 5 pages? :1orglaugh

Half as many pages as you would have got if the South British were invited.....


Note: South Britain, fictional area of the UK existing ONLY in the mind of Arsewithclass. Known population 2. (unless his wife has left him)

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South Britain?

Hmm, does he live on the Isle of White?

DORSET RIGHT HERE.

Bitch, step outside. (oh fuck, I just started on you using american street...)

I mean... COME ON THEN!!! CUNT!

Lol. Fckn northerners... Ooh, can I get gravy on that?


Anyways, clunge is, I believe, a Victorian revival word. Step back 150 years and clunge was all the rage lolol



And as for things/fings it's 'cos some bright spark decided to take the queen's english OFF the telly about 20 years ago. Of course, down south, we all speak the queen's english when we are 2 days old, but being as the rest of the UK struggle with simple things such as what to put on their chips, they decided the proletarians would rather listen to "way aye man" geordies and other accents. Which, of course, includes all their bad habits.

BTW, did you know it's a law down south, if you are a chav anywhere on the south coast, you HAVE to adopt an Essex accent, even if you're from the west. It just kind of happens automatically I think, but other chavs will reject you if you don't talk with an Essex accent.


Lol, I jest...

Welsh == Sheep Shaggers! All they do all day is shag sheep and spit when talking. NOBODY in Wales speaks Welsh UNLESS you are an Englishman on holiday, and then they ONLY speak Welsh.

Scottish == Tight fisted mean bastards who don't wear pants (underwear). All they do all day is run around the highlands tossing cabers and hunting haggis.

Irish == Not very bright, butt of all jokes, EVERYBODY is named Paddy. It used to be they all carry bombs too, but that's not very PC these days, even for the most hardened xenophobe. Whilst visiting Ireland, you are either a "caddy ba" (catholic bastard) or a "proddy cun" (protestant cunt).

English == pompous, arrogant SOB's who having nothing better to do than moan about every other fucker all day. Every other fucker would like to kick the English in the ass. The best thing about being English is "you're not one of the other 3" ...

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But like the Murphy's... I'm not bitter

The only recorded known usage of the word clunge today:





Right, now I'd better go and pick the Grand National winner...

So not true. I fuck pigs as well. :Oh crap

Morph

Hehe, it was definitely in use long before the Inbetweeners, I've never even watched the program. Maybe it's a Northern thing.

LOL

No, they've just moved into a new house, there is going to be a party in may and he is now offering MAKE OVERS in their studio.

HAHAH
HAHA

HAHAHAHA

I used to live near Gay Street - it was a pain in the arse, people from Brighton were always stealing the road sign!

Plus you've forgotten about all the Piddles...

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Ba dum tish

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i like being english! :)

bollocks.

Flange....

oh blimey!