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rogueteens 04-06-2011 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18035928)
Not many of them about now, I'd go for something a bit more up to date like a Mondeo if I was you.

The new Princess is a looker :)

red-xxx 04-06-2011 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18035941)
Should we try to explain what "crumpets" are now?

I like a nice hot crumpet every now and then :upsidedow

Si 04-06-2011 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18035928)
Not many of them about now, I'd go for something a bit more up to date like a Mondeo if I was you.

:1orglaugh

Classic!

Si 04-06-2011 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18035941)
Should we try to explain what "crumpets" are now?

I will try,

A Crumpet is similar recipe to an english muffin but it is fried instead of baked.
But! if you buy them from a shop you will probably toast or grill them to reheat them.

That is about as accurate as I can think of :)

dyna mo 04-06-2011 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18035452)
Really? I've never seen the word "scone" used in Canada.

Anyway.... Let's clear up "biscuits/cookies/scone/muffins/english muffins" (if we can lol)

These are biscuits:

http://eurekasophie.unblog.fr/files/...9/biscuits.jpg

link: http://eurekasophie.unblog.fr/files/...9/biscuits.jpg

Cookies (which we see as a specific type of biscuit)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIqrDPD-Np...0-R/COOKIE.gif

link: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIqrDPD-Np...0-R/COOKIE.gif

These are muffins:

http://images2.makefive.com/images/e...y-muffin-7.jpg

link: http://images2.makefive.com/images/e...y-muffin-7.jpg

But these are muffins aswell (I don't how/why this happened that they share a name, but maybe I will figure that out because I don't know):

http://www.thekneadforbread.com/wp-c...ish_muffin.jpg

link: http://www.thekneadforbread.com/wp-c...ish_muffin.jpg

Scone:

http://www.longorshortcapital.com/GJ%2520Scone.jpg

link: http://www.longorshortcapital.com/GJ%2520Scone.jpg

Potato scone (Scottish)

http://www.glasgowguide.co.uk/recipe...o%20Scones.jpg

http://www.glasgowguide.co.uk/recipe...o%20Scones.jpg

:thumbsup

dyna mo 04-06-2011 07:18 AM

fun thread!

CaptainHowdy 04-06-2011 07:19 AM

Want a biscuit, dear??

O MARINA 04-06-2011 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18036438)
fun thread!


14 of Diana's dresses going to be auctioned for +1 million each
and the seller purchased all 14 of them for $700,000 in 1997


Just saw and thought I'd show you
http://www.postcity.com/Eat-Shop-Do/...O-this-summer/

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 09:01 AM

http://i.imgur.com/jhTGk.jpg

Si 04-06-2011 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18036761)

You either love it or hate it!

:1orglaugh

Si 04-06-2011 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18036444)
Want a biscuit, dear??

Go on then love!

dyna mo 04-06-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18036624)
14 of Diana's dresses going to be auctioned for +1 million each
and the seller purchased all 14 of them for $700,000 in 1997


Just saw and thought I'd show you
http://www.postcity.com/Eat-Shop-Do/...O-this-summer/

well, i'm sure the british have a special place in their hearts for diana eh. no wonder those increased in value so much.

dyna mo 04-06-2011 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18036761)

i don't even want to know. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 04-06-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18036808)
i don't even want to know. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're right, you probably don't!

Horrible shit :Oh crap

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18036797)
well, i'm sure the british have a special place in their hearts for diana eh. no wonder those increased in value so much.

They were bought by a mad American and will be sold to another (or 14) even madder American(s) :upsidedow

dyna mo 04-06-2011 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18036936)
They were bought by a mad American and will be sold to another (or 14) even madder American(s) :upsidedow

so y'all don't care about her either?

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 09:54 AM

And the Marmite was prompted by the mention of crumpets.

Crumpets, Marmite, Cheddar. Grilled. Yum! :)

dyna mo 04-06-2011 09:55 AM

i prefer tea & strumpets myself.

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18036944)
so y'all don't care about her either?

Nope. Never understood the public displays of absolute lunacy after she died. Lucky enough to die right before she would have just ended up with a reputation as a bit of a slapper.

CDSmith 04-06-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18036409)
I will try,

A Crumpet is similar recipe to an english muffin but it is fried instead of baked.
But! if you buy them from a shop you will probably toast or grill them to reheat them.

That is about as accurate as I can think of :)


I recently heard a British guy say "She was a lovely li'tle crumpet" so I googled it.


This came up...



http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...suimimax19.jpg



I'm starting to see the whole 'tea and crumpets' thing you got going on over there.

Altwebdesign 04-06-2011 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18035455)
:1orglaugh

But people from Wolverhampton probably don't like anyone that isn't from Wolverhampton :winkwink:

The people in wolverhampton aren't from wolverhampton.
There was a block of flats from the nearby "heath town", where drum n bass guy "goldie" is from, stating one block of high rise flats had over 30 different nationalitys living in it.

Altwebdesign 04-06-2011 10:24 AM

Right Chaps!!

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_im...20Benjamin.jpg

TheDA 04-06-2011 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 18037040)

lol.

It's coming back you know? :)

rogueteens 04-06-2011 10:40 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NfDBJKGDtB...+But+Dim+2.jpg

Si 04-06-2011 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18036997)
I recently heard a British guy say "She was a lovely li'tle crumpet" so I googled it.


This came up...



http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...suimimax19.jpg



I'm starting to see the whole 'tea and crumpets' thing you got going on over there.

:1orglaugh

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 10:47 AM

Bobbins.

Si 04-06-2011 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 18037011)
The people in wolverhampton aren't from wolverhampton.
There was a block of flats from the nearby "heath town", where drum n bass guy "goldie" is from, stating one block of high rise flats had over 30 different nationalitys living in it.

http://r.fm/r/wp-content/uploads/goldie1.jpg

Don't suprise me! lol.

Welshmorph 04-06-2011 11:06 AM

Fucking Wolverhampton.:disgust

Morph

Scott McD 04-06-2011 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 18037089)

It's coming back you know? :)

Yeah. Fuck you Channel 5. :321GFY

CurrentlySober 04-06-2011 11:15 AM

i cant afford to live in the uk

CurrentlySober 04-06-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 18037040)

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=71537...ine=1301573582

Is that a bigger pic of you?

Si 04-06-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18037112)
Bobbins.

:1orglaugh

Altwebdesign 04-06-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18037200)

hahaha!!!

He's one of my style icons i love that english toff / ralph lauren / just walked off a yacht dress sense.

I tie my sweater over my shoulders haha! :thumbsup

CDSmith 04-06-2011 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18037105)
:1orglaugh

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

What about "Bob's your uncle"

That Brit? Never quite got that one.

dyna mo 04-06-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18037105)
:1orglaugh

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry


Si 04-06-2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18037224)
What about "Bob's your uncle"

That Brit? Never quite got that one.

Yeah that's brit.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bobs-your-uncle.html

Click the link and bob's your uncle!

Si 04-06-2011 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18037251)

Different meaning :winkwink:

Fit is a fairly new term, not really that old. she's fit = she's hot. you probably know that though :)

Fit as a fiddle is like, say someone was ill or whatever

"How are you feeling today?"

"I'm fit as a fiddle!"

Here's one: I was feeling bobbins so I went to the quacks and got some pills. He said "take 2 of these fellas twice a day and you will feel better in a fortnight" And bob's your uncle he was right! Feeling fit as a fiddle! :1orglaugh

dyna mo 04-06-2011 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18037295)

Here's one: I was feeling bobbins so I went to the quacks and got some pills. He said "take 2 of these fellas twice a day and you will feel better in a fortnight" And bob's your uncle he was right! Feeling fit as a fiddle! :1orglaugh

lolz, that's pretty good.

dyna mo 04-06-2011 12:17 PM

also,

boot:
http://missiontrafficlawyers.com/yah...280841_std.jpg

trunk:
http://novoscene.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/trunk.jpg

halfpint 04-06-2011 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18029900)
Wankers ...

...and to think you were once my lover :(

Dood 04-06-2011 01:15 PM

My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

dyna mo 04-06-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dood (Post 18037491)
My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

damn! nice.

:1orglaugh

halfpint 04-06-2011 01:24 PM

One of my favorite sayings to my mates is calling them gaylords I allways say "alright gaylord" thats my way of saying hello to them then they say "alright you old perv" back to me lol

ottopottomouse 04-06-2011 01:25 PM

http://i.imgur.com/E3Ltn.jpg

dyna mo 04-06-2011 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18037514)
One of my favorite sayings to my mates is calling them gaylords I allways say "alright gaylord" thats my way of saying hello to them then they say "alright you old perv" back to me lol

hey, i'ma use that over here! thx!! :thumbsup

dyna mo 04-06-2011 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18037516)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

from google image

bonnet
http://www.quakerjane.com/images/pla...ker_bonnet.jpg

hood
http://www.neonsign.com/eng_tackers/...tonhoodtin.jpg

halfpint 04-06-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18037516)

man the people who walk around with those stupid hoodies up when the sun is shining look so stupid ...but I guess it makes them feel all hard and gangster like with thier jeans half way down thier arses showing off thier dirty under wear ..... fucking morans..

Si 04-06-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dood (Post 18037491)
My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

:1orglaugh

The dog's bollocks / The mutts nuts is like saying "That's the shit" or similar.

I call all my mates cunts/wankers/bastards/etc. Depends how they were saying it :)

Si 04-06-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18037516)

:thumbsup

Boot:

http://www.motherinc.org/wp-content/...e-car-boot.jpg

Car Boot Sale:

http://sociologicalimagination.org/w.../2010/08/a.jpg

Si 04-06-2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18037558)
man the people who walk around with those stupid hoodies up when the sun is shining look so stupid ...but I guess it makes them feel all hard and gangster like with thier jeans half way down thier arses showing off thier dirty under wear ..... fucking morans..

:1orglaugh

ASBO !


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