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DVTimes · 03-14-2011, 03:28 PM

why?

well in the bible it clearly states that to prove that god exsists, got would make sure the world never flooded again.

thus surly what happened in Japan must show god does not exsist.

or do they not belive what the bible says.

DVTimes · 03-14-2011, 03:31 PM

Genesis 9:11

New International Version (©1984)
I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be cut off by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth."
New Living Translation (©2007)
Yes, I am confirming my covenant with you. Never again will floodwaters kill all living creatures; never again will a flood destroy the earth."

English Standard Version (©2001)
I establish my covenant with you, that never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of the flood, and never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
"I establish My covenant with you; and all flesh shall never again be cut off by the water of the flood, neither shall there again be a flood to destroy the earth."

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
I am making my promise to you. Never again will all life be killed by floodwaters. Never again will there be a flood that destroys the earth."

King James Bible
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

American King James Version
And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

American Standard Version
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

Bible in Basic English
And I will make my agreement with you; never again will all flesh be cut off by the waters; never again will the waters come over all the earth for its destruction.

Douay-Rheims Bible
I will establish my covenant with you, and all flesh shall be no more destroyed with the waters of a flood, neither shall there be from henceforth a flood to waste the earth.

Darby Bible Translation
And I establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood, and henceforth there shall be no flood to destroy the earth.

English Revised Version
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

Webster's Bible Translation
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

World English Bible
I will establish my covenant with you: all flesh will not be cut off any more by the waters of the flood, neither will there ever again be a flood to destroy the earth."

L-Pink · 03-14-2011, 03:33 PM

"Forgive them for they know not what they do" ... Don't worry, God forgives you for your posts.

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Scott McD · 03-14-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

or do they not belive what the bible says.

Still amazes me how anyone believes that shit...

Houdini · 03-14-2011, 03:37 PM

All life is not cut off and the world is not destroyed. Next.

TheDoc · 03-14-2011, 03:38 PM

Japan is now Earth and that wave killed everyone on Earth.... isn't that some shit, I had no idea.

DVTimes · 03-14-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Still amazes me how anyone believes that shit...

there are many christans who belive every word in the book, and forget that its been traslated and some words have changed the meaning over time.

They also are the same ones who belive this is gods revenge on Japan.

They seem thus to belive only bits in the book.

Same lot who will say muslims are bad for stoning women, and forget it says the same thing in the christan book.

lazycash · 03-14-2011, 03:48 PM

The flood you're referencing in the Bible is nothing like a tsunami, not really a comparison.

CaptainHowdy · 03-14-2011, 04:46 PM

Ok .......

dyna mo · 03-14-2011, 04:48 PM

bangers & mash

ottopottomouse · 03-14-2011, 05:17 PM

Fish and chips.

Barry-xlovecam · 03-14-2011, 05:20 PM

I peed in the Sea of Galilee (after fucking 2 Hotties [true story ? already bought my "Ticket to Hell (pre-paid)]) HAHA) >:=)

candyflip · 03-14-2011, 05:21 PM

Are there many Japanese christians?

TheLegacy · 03-14-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Japan is now Earth and that wave killed everyone on Earth.... isn't that some shit, I had no idea.

That's what I thought too - since when does Japan equal the "earth"?

I guess anyone is looking to attack anything

pinkeyedjim · 03-14-2011, 07:37 PM

Predictions in the bible are like cold readings by psychics, vague enough to be applied by crazy religious nuts (or anti-religious nuts) to whatever purpose they see fit.

baddog · 03-14-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Are there many Japanese christians?

Catholicism is big there from what Japanese Catholics have told me.

Dood · 03-14-2011, 08:34 PM

Bob's your uncle

Poindexterity · 03-14-2011, 08:48 PM

NO ONE is more skilled at justifying why their book doesnt make sense than the christians.
you sell them short.

Jack Sparrow · 03-15-2011, 12:18 AM

I belive in got twoo.

RazorSharpe · 03-15-2011, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Japan is now Earth and that wave killed everyone on Earth.... isn't that some shit, I had no idea.

I can't believe people actually respond to Divvy - 98% of the stuff he says/types is retarded. You'd be better served doing your charity work elsewhere

Antonio · 03-15-2011, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Are there many Japanese christians?

roughly 10%

John-ACWM · 03-15-2011, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

I belive in got twoo.

yup, it was funny typing mistake.

V_RocKs · 03-15-2011, 04:07 AM

I believe the context was about flooding the population of the planet as a whole.

Davy · 03-15-2011, 04:29 AM

The Christians will just be sucked into heaven when the end of the world comes, just like this guy on the Louis Theroux documentary said.

cherrylula · 03-15-2011, 04:44 AM

musta been the wrong gawd!

candyflip · 03-15-2011, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

roughly 10%

There are some, but not even close to 10%.

From Wikipedia:

There are approximately 509,000 Catholics in Japan?just under 0.5% of the total population

Nick_Merlot · 03-15-2011, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

They seem thus to belive only bits in the book.

...just like you do considering the earth has not been destroyed by a flood.

michael.kickass · 03-15-2011, 05:52 AM

fuck christians.

mineistaken · 03-15-2011, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I believe the context was about flooding the population of the planet as a whole.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

The flood you're referencing in the Bible is nothing like a tsunami, not really a comparison.

Exactly.

Jack Sparrow · 03-15-2011, 10:35 AM

De term 'christen' werd voor het eerst gebruikt in Antiochië nadat Jeruzalem een vervolging was uitgebroken tegen aanhangers van Christus, waar ook de latere apostel Paulus (toen Saulus) aan meedeed. De vervolgden vluchtten weg en raakten verstrooid tot in Fenicië, Cyprus en Antiochië, Turkije). Daar kwam toen ook een groot aantal Grieken tot geloof, die daarna een jaar lang onder leiding van de apostel Barnabas en de intussen bekeerde Paulus onderwezen werden in wat het christelijk geloof inhield. In die tijd begonnen de mensen deze gelovigen 'christenen' te noemen. Van origine was dit een scheldnaam voor de nieuwe groepering[bron?], die later door de christenen zelf als aanduiding voor henzelf is overgenomen.

Een Bijbels gezichtspunt op de geschiedenis van de eerste christenen is voor zover het de verspreiding naar Syrië, Turkije, Griekenland en Italië betreft, te vinden in het bijbelboek Handelingen.

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,544	christans must be worried why? well in the bible it clearly states that to prove that god exsists, got would make sure the world never flooded again. thus surly what happened in Japan must show god does not exsist. or do they not belive what the bible says. __________________ The Affiliate Program

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,544	Genesis 9:11 New International Version (©1984) I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be cut off by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth." New Living Translation (©2007) Yes, I am confirming my covenant with you. Never again will floodwaters kill all living creatures; never again will a flood destroy the earth." English Standard Version (©2001) I establish my covenant with you, that never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of the flood, and never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth.” New American Standard Bible (©1995) "I establish My covenant with you; and all flesh shall never again be cut off by the water of the flood, neither shall there again be a flood to destroy the earth." GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995) I am making my promise to you. Never again will all life be killed by floodwaters. Never again will there be a flood that destroys the earth." King James Bible And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. American King James Version And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. American Standard Version And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. Bible in Basic English And I will make my agreement with you; never again will all flesh be cut off by the waters; never again will the waters come over all the earth for its destruction. Douay-Rheims Bible I will establish my covenant with you, and all flesh shall be no more destroyed with the waters of a flood, neither shall there be from henceforth a flood to waste the earth. Darby Bible Translation And I establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood, and henceforth there shall be no flood to destroy the earth. English Revised Version And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. Webster's Bible Translation And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. World English Bible I will establish my covenant with you: all flesh will not be cut off any more by the waters of the flood, neither will there ever again be a flood to destroy the earth." __________________ The Affiliate Program

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	De term 'christen' werd voor het eerst gebruikt in Antiochië nadat Jeruzalem een vervolging was uitgebroken tegen aanhangers van Christus, waar ook de latere apostel Paulus (toen Saulus) aan meedeed. De vervolgden vluchtten weg en raakten verstrooid tot in Fenicië, Cyprus en Antiochië, Turkije). Daar kwam toen ook een groot aantal Grieken tot geloof, die daarna een jaar lang onder leiding van de apostel Barnabas en de intussen bekeerde Paulus onderwezen werden in wat het christelijk geloof inhield. In die tijd begonnen de mensen deze gelovigen 'christenen' te noemen. Van origine was dit een scheldnaam voor de nieuwe groepering[bron?], die later door de christenen zelf als aanduiding voor henzelf is overgenomen. Een Bijbels gezichtspunt op de geschiedenis van de eerste christenen is voor zover het de verspreiding naar Syrië, Turkije, Griekenland en Italië betreft, te vinden in het bijbelboek Handelingen.