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TDF · 01-17-2003, 08:56 PM

besides my glock is has to be...the CLUB! since I installed these on my rides people just haven't seemed to test me...therefore the club rox!

Spunky · 01-17-2003, 08:57 PM

The fucking punks just cut a slot in your steering wheel though

TDF · 01-17-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
The fucking punks just cut a slot in your steering wheel though

i guess i forgot to mention I have the one on the brakes also

FlyingIguana · 01-17-2003, 09:01 PM

just put your pic on the drivers seat. they'll think you're biggie coming back from the dead and won't think twice about stealing your ride

01-17-2003, 09:02 PM

Yeah, I seen shows on that where they can hack saw through the steering wheel in less than a minute and pop off the club.

They say they like to hit cars with the club because it usually means they have a good stereo system, plus it's sorta of like rising to the challenge. Just like if you tell a hacker it is impossible to break into your computer, you know they're going to try just to see if they can.

TDF · 01-17-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
just put your pic on the drivers seat. they'll think you're biggie coming back from the dead and won't think twice about stealing your ride

Nysus · 01-17-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

i guess i forgot to mention I have the one on the brakes also

Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

ZoiNk · 01-17-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

Nono, brakes, so if the person gets going, they can't stop and die

Serves the fucker right!
ZoiNk

TDF · 01-17-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

da brakes are stronger than the gas pedal

Pornwolf · 01-17-2003, 09:09 PM

Osama Bin Doggy Dogg! Hahahaha!

TDF · 01-17-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Osama Bin Doggy Dogg! Hahahaha!

Nysus · 01-17-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by ZoiNk

Nono, brakes, so if the person gets going, they can't stop and die Serves the fucker right!
ZoiNk

But dude, then your cars wrecked..

Cheers,
Matt

Nysus · 01-17-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

da brakes are stronger than the gas pedal

That is true, but you want your car to get wrecked?..

Maybe make it so the seatbelt doesn't work too.. That'd teach them from messing with ya. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

TDF · 01-17-2003, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

That is true, but you want your car to get wrecked?..

Maybe make it so the seatbelt doesn't work too.. That'd teach them from messing with ya. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

oh the GFY logic..

sheepster · 01-17-2003, 09:26 PM

anyone remember hearing about a security system that would shock any would-be thief with 75,000 volts of electricity somehow? That seems to be a good method.

Nysus · 01-17-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by sheepster
anyone remember hearing about a security system that would shock any would-be thief with 75,000 volts of electricity somehow? That seems to be a good method.

I did - I once saw an ad/price for them.. only like $800 or something... More fun stuff..

Cheers,
Matt

JayJay · 01-17-2003, 10:31 PM

drunkdollars · 01-17-2003, 10:45 PM

I have a fuel pump kill switch hidden on my car.

Drive 300 yards then bye bye gas..

aflex · 01-17-2003, 11:23 PM

park somewhere around Newark, theyll just cut your steering wheel and wiggle the club off.. bust the ignition open and hot wire the fucker..

L0stMind · 01-17-2003, 11:29 PM

Topic: number one car theft deterrent

Ummm, leave a black man sitting in your car! Also scares away squeegee kids at interesections!

asuna · 01-17-2003, 11:30 PM

stun gun.
fish wire thin wires across your car, one touch and boom, 100,000 volt seizure

p00p · 01-17-2003, 11:48 PM

what kind of car is it? Can't be that nice if 'The Club' deters them....maybe it is your car? not worth stealing?

TDF · 01-17-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by p00p
what kind of car is it? Can't be that nice if 'The Club' deters them....maybe it is your car? not worth stealing?

*snicker*

p00p · 01-18-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

*snicker*

Snicker? What is your ride, dude! If people put clubs on cars around here, it is a cheapness thang. Don't hate!

Your pimpin ride may be a joke to most!

Pipecrew · 01-18-2003, 12:28 AM

I watched a show on repo men, they were showing how they could take a club off a steering wheel with there barehands... I ment this guy that showed me how to get into any type of JEEP... Grand cherokiee, cherokee etc without anything

PersianKitty · 01-18-2003, 01:08 AM

Good sized pit or rottie in the back seat would do the trick.

playa · 01-18-2003, 01:15 AM

also lot of break-ins are to steal radios
on the automatic 2000 ford mustangs,, it's impossible to steal the radio without breaking shifter in half

TDF · 01-18-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by playa
also lot of break-ins are to steal radios
on the automatic 2000 ford mustangs,, it's impossible to steal the radio without breaking shifter in half

exactly. all my rides have some nice humps and amps in em

TDF · 01-18-2003, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by p00p

Snicker? What is your ride, dude! If people put clubs on cars around here, it is a cheapness thang. Don't hate!
Your pimpin ride may be a joke to most!

i thought this thread was about theft deterrent now with that in mind if you only have an alarm the thief may or maynot see the blinking light of your alarm system.Most of the cars here have lowjack but personally I see lowjack as a waste of money

Pornwolf · 01-18-2003, 01:25 AM

Lowjacks can be disabled without even going in your car. If you really want to deter someone get an undercover style police siren/light setup and leave it on the dash.

playa · 01-18-2003, 01:26 AM

i use to use the club but it was a pain in the ass to put on and take off,,

shit i was even to lazy to take the face plate off on the radio so i got one of the auto face flip inside to make it look like its a cover,,its nice i love it,,

though i ain't now expert thief but how can you steal a car with one of those electronic coded keys?

Pornwolf · 01-18-2003, 01:31 AM

From what I understand it's much like the brute force scanner that fucktards use to crack site passwords. The only difference is the car thieves get ahold of the algorithim from a wayward car company employee and voila!

playa · 01-18-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
you really want to deter someone get an undercover style police siren/light setup and leave it on the dash.

nice,,, but kinda of hard to pass off in a mercedes or bmw

Basher · 01-18-2003, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
besides my glock is has to be...the CLUB! since I installed these on my rides people just haven't seemed to test me...therefore the club rox!

You have a glock??...cool all ive got is a BB gun & a super soaker

marcu5 · 01-18-2003, 01:38 AM

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TDF · 01-18-2003, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by marcu5
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=2137

you need to be shot bro

Pornwolf · 01-18-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by playa

nice,,, but kinda of hard to pass off in a mercedes or bmw

Not in NY, Miami and LA!

Videoball · 01-18-2003, 01:43 AM

Baal · 01-18-2003, 01:49 AM

Actually, the most effective theft deterrant is to drive a piece of shit car with a crappy stereo.

I saw a tow truck tow away a car in about 30 seconds tops... these mechanical arms stretched out, clamped under the rear wheels, lifted them off the ground, and off he went the car... didn't even get out of his tow truck. If I was a car thief, the first car I'd steal is one of those tow trucks.

WendyB · 01-18-2003, 02:16 AM

State Farm

iroc409 · 01-18-2003, 02:36 AM

lowjack & clifford.

mmm.. clifford...

flyingco · 01-18-2003, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
Actually, the most effective theft deterrant is to drive a piece of shit car with a crappy stereo.

I saw a tow truck tow away a car in about 30 seconds tops... these mechanical arms stretched out, clamped under the rear wheels, lifted them off the ground, and off he went the car... didn't even get out of his tow truck. If I was a car thief, the first car I'd steal is one of those tow trucks.

Man, I was about to say it also. If I was going to steal a damn car, I would get a tow truck. If anyone stopped me, I would say I was from the car pound and issue them a $1,000 ticket along with it. Either way I would still win, but geez, I think I would also be a sitting target because people would get wise to it pretty fast.

-Nato

chodadog · 01-18-2003, 02:58 AM

I'd say this is the greatest deterrent. Be sure to watch the video.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

haggard · 01-18-2003, 03:01 AM

the best theft deterrant is to just put a snake in your ride. put two of them in there if you like. viper system. lol!

VeriSexy · 01-18-2003, 03:34 AM

If they want your car badly enough they just tow it away. Nothing can stop them.

farbie · 01-18-2003, 07:18 AM

Flashing alarm light visible from outside, no alarm. Remote battery switch located where 4 way flasher switch (or any other original switch location) originally was.

They usually won't waste the time figuring it out. Trick is to make it something unusual that they don't see everyday. Worked for years for me in NYC.

farbie

notjoe · 01-18-2003, 07:20 AM

The CLUB sucks. I saw this show on A & E about how REPO men work and they can snap the club like it was a twig!

Ian · 01-18-2003, 11:06 AM

I watched a show on tv that most high end thieves have amaster key that fits all "clubs".

TDF · 01-18-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Ian
I watched a show on tv that most high end thieves have amaster key that fits all "clubs".

this is the nice ghetto fabolous hood we are talkin about mannnnnnn...crackheads dont carry around master club keys!

HeadPimp · 01-18-2003, 11:20 AM

Drive a bucket... Something no one wants to jack... Works for me...

01-17-2003, 08:56 PM	#1
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	number one car theft deterrent besides my glock is has to be...the CLUB! since I installed these on my rides people just haven't seemed to test me...therefore the club rox! __________________ Sig heil

01-17-2003, 08:57 PM	#2
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01-17-2003, 09:26 PM	#15
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01-17-2003, 10:45 PM	#18
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01-17-2003, 09:01 PM	#4
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	just put your pic on the drivers seat. they'll think you're biggie coming back from the dead and won't think twice about stealing your ride

01-17-2003, 09:02 PM	#5
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, I seen shows on that where they can hack saw through the steering wheel in less than a minute and pop off the club. They say they like to hit cars with the club because it usually means they have a good stereo system, plus it's sorta of like rising to the challenge. Just like if you tell a hacker it is impossible to break into your computer, you know they're going to try just to see if they can.

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01-17-2003, 11:23 PM	#19
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01-17-2003, 11:29 PM	#20
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01-17-2003, 11:30 PM	#21
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	stun gun. fish wire thin wires across your car, one touch and boom, 100,000 volt seizure __________________

01-17-2003, 11:48 PM	#22
p00p Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CanaDUH Posts: 5,125	what kind of car is it? Can't be that nice if 'The Club' deters them....maybe it is your car? not worth stealing?

01-18-2003, 12:28 AM	#25
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I watched a show on repo men, they were showing how they could take a club off a steering wheel with there barehands... I ment this guy that showed me how to get into any type of JEEP... Grand cherokiee, cherokee etc without anything

01-18-2003, 01:08 AM	#26
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Good sized pit or rottie in the back seat would do the trick.

01-18-2003, 01:15 AM	#27
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	also lot of break-ins are to steal radios on the automatic 2000 ford mustangs,, it's impossible to steal the radio without breaking shifter in half

01-18-2003, 01:25 AM	#30
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Lowjacks can be disabled without even going in your car. If you really want to deter someone get an undercover style police siren/light setup and leave it on the dash. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-18-2003, 01:26 AM	#31
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	i use to use the club but it was a pain in the ass to put on and take off,, shit i was even to lazy to take the face plate off on the radio so i got one of the auto face flip inside to make it look like its a cover,,its nice i love it,, though i ain't now expert thief but how can you steal a car with one of those electronic coded keys?

01-18-2003, 01:31 AM	#32
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	From what I understand it's much like the brute force scanner that fucktards use to crack site passwords. The only difference is the car thieves get ahold of the algorithim from a wayward car company employee and voila! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-18-2003, 01:38 AM	#35
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01-18-2003, 01:43 AM	#38
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01-18-2003, 01:49 AM	#39
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	Actually, the most effective theft deterrant is to drive a piece of shit car with a crappy stereo. I saw a tow truck tow away a car in about 30 seconds tops... these mechanical arms stretched out, clamped under the rear wheels, lifted them off the ground, and off he went the car... didn't even get out of his tow truck. If I was a car thief, the first car I'd steal is one of those tow trucks.

01-18-2003, 02:16 AM	#40
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01-18-2003, 02:36 AM	#41
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01-18-2003, 02:58 AM	#43
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I'd say this is the greatest deterrent. Be sure to watch the video. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

01-18-2003, 03:01 AM	#44
haggard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 469	the best theft deterrant is to just put a snake in your ride. put two of them in there if you like. viper system. lol!

01-18-2003, 03:34 AM	#45
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01-18-2003, 07:18 AM	#46
farbie Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 131	Flashing alarm light visible from outside, no alarm. Remote battery switch located where 4 way flasher switch (or any other original switch location) originally was. They usually won't waste the time figuring it out. Trick is to make it something unusual that they don't see everyday. Worked for years for me in NYC. farbie Last edited by farbie; 01-18-2003 at 07:19 AM..

01-18-2003, 07:20 AM	#47
notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	The CLUB sucks. I saw this show on A & E about how REPO men work and they can snap the club like it was a twig!

01-18-2003, 11:06 AM	#48
Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	I watched a show on tv that most high end thieves have amaster key that fits all "clubs".

01-18-2003, 11:20 AM	#50
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Drive a bucket... Something no one wants to jack... Works for me...