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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Degenerates Dictionary...please add here
I am working on a new project for my sensitivity course and my instructor told me let it all go. These few have been bottled up in me for months. I need more to help me cope. Please help
Arabian Goggles A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the woman, thus resting the balls in the eye sockets. Audible When some ditz who's been doing everything short of pulling down your pants and jumping on your cock casually mentions her "boyfriend" right after you make your move. Hence, she actually sees your blitz coming; she decides to change her play at the line of scrimmage. Either way, she doesn't let you go for the sack that easy. Brown baggin? it Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind. Christmas Turkey Carver The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. Circus Seal Press the twins to one side of your sack and let them fall from the hole in your BVD's. This should produce a beachball effect (painting your tool bag is optional). Proceed to straddle your dates face and pummel her nose with your bag of marbles. This works best when performed with a relative. Cock Stuffing Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually reem out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your uretha. Wow! Cock Watch When you wrap your limp mantool all the way around your wrist. Great party trick. Compton Gangbang You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you got some fat girlfriends to help you out.) Halmstad Hook This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work. If you know any good ones let's here them |
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
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naturally, the shocker - two in the pink one in the stink.
also the dirty sanchez - finger in the ass then wipe on the nose like a mex mustache the houdini - bang it doggy style until ur almost about to come, pull out and spit on her back when she turns around blow the load on her face magic |
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 256
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Humpty Hump
This is when two cock chuggers get stuck together while riding the mudpole (similar to when two dogs get stuck). If you ever come across this situation... DONT IGNORE IT. Check the room and see if there's a third dirt muncher (there probably is). After you find him rip his meat bag off and jam it down his throat. Take your time and make sure he swallows every ounce of his own nut sauce. As for the other two "Faaags" drag them both into a van or pick-up truck and proceed to the worst part of town to dump them out? nude of course. This act of deviance is not sexual but it sure is fun. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 460
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Donkey Punch.
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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Here's a few I have seen online:
Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch ? or two. The Bronco: You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large lock of hair as tight as possible and yell another girl's name or state "Ya know your by far the ugliest girl I ever fucked". This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. Jim Henson [v] When you fist someone and physically lift them off the ground. (aka The Muppett, Ass Puppett, Meat Puppett)
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Your mom's front hole
Posts: 40,906
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Dogs in a Tub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a person's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. The ChiliDog You take a poo on a girl's breasts and then place your penis between her breasts. Also accomplished after anal sex without the pooing. Strawberry Shortcake After a man ejaculates on his partners face, he punches them in the nose. The blood and semen mix to for a pinkish red-and-white streaked mess, looking much like a strawberry shortcake. The Blumpkin - Getting a blowjob while on the toilet Hot Lunch While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest (A k a the Cleveland Steamer). This woman then becomes the "lunch lady". The Stranger Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. |
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