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Old 01-17-2003, 02:57 AM  
OneHungLo
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Dogs in a Tub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a person's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.



The ChiliDog

You take a poo on a girl's breasts and then place your penis between her breasts. Also accomplished after anal sex without the pooing.


Strawberry Shortcake

After a man ejaculates on his partners face, he punches them in the nose. The blood and semen mix to for a pinkish red-and-white streaked mess, looking much like a strawberry shortcake.



The Blumpkin - Getting a blowjob while on the toilet



Hot Lunch

While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest (A k a the Cleveland Steamer). This woman then becomes the "lunch lady".


The Stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
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