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The Admiral 01-09-2011 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze (Post 17831571)
I believe in a god not the bible

When pigs fly. (I thought you would appreciate that:)

Caligari 01-09-2011 03:37 PM

haven't you guys figured out this genius coder's secret code yet?

its his name which reveals his true passion for the return of Jesus...

br4sco "been ready 4 sucking christ off" :1orglaugh

TheDoc 01-09-2011 05:06 PM

I just like giving religious freaks some shit.

Add in a little bit of poking and you'll get back a half twisted self translated story that you just have to laugh at.

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17831541)
Why are there so many retards that come to GFY trying to spew their religious propaganda?

You think we work in the adult industry because we haven't heard the "word of god"?

because its people like you who make the internet bad, you will do anything for hits, popups on sites that dont have anything to do with porn and then lil kids see this crap. some of you webmasters will do anything for traffic :2 cents:

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17831811)
Actually they did. Most of the bible (especially the old testament) have been ripped verbatim from the Sumerians who wrote it thousands of years before there were even Jews.

Sumerians are the first known culture to have a detailed "written" language 10,000 years ago. They are not taken serious by scholars or organized religions because their text also says we humans are a genetic mutation from star people. :2 cents:

why dont you do a lil more research on all of the different beliefs

xenigo 01-09-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17832087)
because its people like you who make the internet bad, you will do anything for hits, popups on sites that dont have anything to do with porn and then lil kids see this crap. some of you webmasters will do anything for traffic :2 cents:

WTF are you talking about? :321GFY People "like me"? Have you met me? Do you know what my personal business practices are? Or does "making the internet bad" revolve purely around nudity online? Oh, that's right... because nudity is a sin.

If you really want to save someone, go to a religious forum where all the really disturbed people hang out who actually want to be saved.

I've been in the adult industry for a very, very long time... and to this day, I've never seen or heard of anyone who advertises their sites to children. The notion that this is somehow commonplace is absolutely ridiculous.

If you're really on a crusade against child abuse, why don't we talk about what pastors and priests have been up to for the past several decades involving children? Seems if you want to really have an impact, you might want to fix the inner-workings of your propaganda machine first... until then, you're barking up the wrong tree entirely.

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17831385)
Earth is one big farm.... and we are the cattle. :2 cents:

you couldnt be more right :thumbsup i like your sig =) that is the truth and that is exactly what the bible says ...... the world is ripe and ready to be harvested

Overload 01-09-2011 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17832087)
because its people like you who make the internet bad, you will do anything for hits, popups on sites that dont have anything to do with porn and then lil kids see this crap. some of you webmasters will do anything for traffic :2 cents:

and you wud do anything to convert someone to a believer :2 cents: ... luckily yer religious seed is bound to fail here :thumbsup

harvey 01-09-2011 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830894)
That was the old times he made them do those things,

glad to know he finally grew up, that spoiled brat attitude was really annoying :thumbsup

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17832094)
WTF are you talking about? :321GFY

haha you know exactly what i am talking about. im just trying to help some of you to see the real truth and maybe change your ways. I used to do porn sites too, why dont u read the bible, revalations, its talking about the time frame of jesus's death untill his 2nd coming. And it also tells about a new religion that will be born from christ being killed. That has been born " science " and now all these different religions are fighting to see who is the right one . Because it says that the marriage will happen :2 cents:

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17832106)
glad to know he finally grew up, that spoiled brat attitude was really annoying :thumbsup

not real sure what you are talking about ?

d-null 01-09-2011 08:36 PM


Coup 01-09-2011 08:43 PM

Jesus is Lord

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 17832133)

tried to listen to the song but its just to hard to understand them

d-null 01-09-2011 08:59 PM

this song is so brutal, one of the heaviest songs in existence... Those Left Behind



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Originally Posted by Immolation lyrics
I lift my soul joyfully
If not, my life will end painfully
Extol He who rides above the clouds
Majestic and glorious
Reigning victorious

Exalted to His name
Far above the Earth
But below is where I`ll see
Unmoved by Your praise
High above the heavens
Resounding out His name
Far below are my beliefs

Your majestic light shines down upon me
I turn my face... and shut my eyes
For Your light casts darkness upon my world
A world I`ve not chosen... to dwell within
For those who judge me by Your standards
Say I`m unworthy... of Your grace

Enthroned upon their praise
Pethroned with my disgust
Unworthy of Your glory
You turn Your back on me

You are Jesus
You are Lord
Imperfect God
You are nothing to me
For this You say
I`ll burn for eternity
Jesus Christ
You are Lord
You are God
But have You won over sin and death
Victory`s crown shall be ours
For we are those
Those You`ve left behind


xenigo 01-09-2011 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17832110)
haha you know exactly what i am talking about. im just trying to help some of you to see the real truth and maybe change your ways. I used to do porn sites too, why dont u read the bible, revalations, its talking about the time frame of jesus's death untill his 2nd coming. And it also tells about a new religion that will be born from christ being killed. That has been born " science " and now all these different religions are fighting to see who is the right one . Because it says that the marriage will happen :2 cents:

The best thing that will ever happen to you is when you become an atheist. You need to understand that there is no God, and that the Bible is a convoluted storybook written by people to control people. Religion by it's very nature was designed to provide direction for weak-minded people, who need to be led. I believe in the most powerful god of all, and that is myself. I'm the one that makes the decisions in my life, and I'm the one that controls my fate. I believe in myself, therefore I transcend the need for religion.

Why don't you read a great book called God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything. You will also want to pick up The God Delusion. You might also find Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists quite inspirational in your quest for the Truth.

All of these books are highly rated, and will provide a much more profound basis for your life's direction.

:thumbsup

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17832171)
The best thing that will ever happen to you is when you become an atheist. You need to understand that there is no God, and that the Bible is a convoluted storybook written by people to control people. Religion by it's very nature was designed to provide direction for weak-minded people, who need to be led. I believe in the most powerful god of all, and that is myself. I'm the one that makes the decisions in my life, and I'm the one that controls my fate. I believe in myself, therefore I transcend the need for religion.

Why don't you read a great book called God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything. You will also want to pick up The God Delusion. You might also find Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists quite inspirational in your quest for the Truth.

All of these books are highly rated, and will provide a much more profound basis for your life's direction.

:thumbsup

here is another highly rated book to add to your collection . 113 per minute sold in 2009 its called the holy bible.

Tickler 01-09-2011 09:56 PM

One of my favorites was when River(Summer Glau) decided to FIX the bible on FireFly.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BNkcK2toExY

cam_girls 01-10-2011 01:35 AM

I started using a bible last year to channel answers. ie. just read random verses, not in sequence.

THE BIBLE IS LITERALLY BRILLIANT!

It's just amazing how intelligent people were back then to write the bible.

OK 90% of the verses are brilliant, there is some dodgy stuff too.

I programmed a website MindReading.com to give a bible verse to answer your question telepathically, worked really well!

You REALLY UNDERSTAND why a billion poeple follow the bible when you read some of it! It's that good!

cam_girls 01-10-2011 01:46 AM

Read Proverbs and check for yourself..

http://paranormaltest.com/Bible.php?book=20

003:013 Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth
understanding.

003:014 For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of
silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.

003:015 She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou
canst desire are not to be compared unto her.

Paul Markham 01-10-2011 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830610)
all religions accross the world all tell of the same story, noahs flood, with the dove and everything. you have asians who have the ying and yang " good and evil " same with all other religions, god and satan

Noah's flood relates to the Black Sea going from being a like into becoming a sea. It was due to the melting of the ice after one of the Ice Ages. That's why the flood story is prevalent around the world. The hard truth about the Ark is it wouldn't of been sea worthy and if the size described in the Bible would of only of housed the KNOWN animals of the Middle East and Africa, it wasn't big enough to house all the animals in the world in that time.

Then evolution. It's been proven beyond any shadow of doubt dinosaurs ruled the Earth for longer than Man has. For the Creation to be right what explains all the fossils being found of extinct species throughout the millions of years of evolution? Didn't they make it onto the Ark?

If that's the explanation then there wouldn't of been standing room for Man on the Earth prior to the Flood.

Then Adam and Eve, it's an old pagan myth. But who cares it's so flawed as to be less believable than a Fairy Story. Adam and Eve begot Cain and Able, then Cain and Able got married?????

To who? To more of the mythical god's creations?

Then Cain killed Able and got the Mark of God to tell the other tribes that he was marked by God and not to be harmed. What other tribes? The bible doesn't explain any of that.

It's all Fairy Stories.

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830617)
not long after christ. and the king james version, only go by that. dont listen to anybody else but yourself . research history. the bible talks about evolution as well. and that jesus was the truth and if you believe in him and all he says you will have ever lasting life. the angels were coming down telling people what to write all this time so science could be born.

In the 4th Century a pagan decided what was going to be in the New Testament and what was not. He set up a committee he led and ruled. He made the reading of many Gospels supposed written by the actual disciples of Jesus, one from Jesus's Brother James. And another for Mary Magdalene. To read them was heresy, punishable by death.

There is more hard evidence of the existence of Troy than there is of Jesus.

br4sco 01-10-2011 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17832527)
Then Adam and Eve, it's an old pagan myth. But who cares it's so flawed as to be less believable than a Fairy Story. Adam and Eve begot Cain and Able, then Cain and Able got married?????

To who? To more of the mythical god's creations?

Then Cain killed Able and got the Mark of God to tell the other tribes that he was marked by God and not to be harmed. What other tribes? The bible doesn't explain any of that.

It's all Fairy Stories.

read Gen 1 & 2 again, speaks of god createing 2 types of people, the 1st people was people without souls who were here 1st , then he makes adam and eve which had souls

Then read Gen 6 , tells of the 2 different types of people having sex and having children that were evil , thats why god sent the flood .

i wouldnt listen to anybody who says the bible is false and none of it makes sense, thats the blind leading the blind, read it for yourself :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 06:27 AM

What a bunch of vulgar atheists you guys are...

br4sco 01-10-2011 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash (Post 17830632)
So what came first the dinasours or the humans, why does the bible not talk about dinasours?

there is a verse in the bible that talks about beast that was in the old days with a tale the size of a tree trunk, sure seems like dinosours to me . also the asains believe in dragons, always have, maybe those dragons they speak of were the dinosours. they always drew them with feathers and stuff, and now science is telling us that the dinosours were large birds that some could not fly

Overload 01-10-2011 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17832704)
there is a verse in the bible that talks about beast that was in the old days with a tale the size of a tree trunk, sure seems like dinosours to me . also the asains believe in dragons, always have, maybe those dragons they speak of were the dinosours. they always drew them with feathers and stuff, and now science is telling us that the dinosours were large birds that some could not fly

its funny how BLIND the ones who call themselves bright are :2 cents: have you blockhead ever visited the comodos? geez, YOU are the best example why I HATE RELIGIOUS ppl :warning

br4sco 01-10-2011 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17832740)
its funny how BLIND the ones who call themselves bright are :2 cents: have you blockhead ever visited the comodos? geez, YOU are the best example why I HATE RELIGIOUS ppl :warning

you hate religious people because your a scared piece of shit, just as i was before i started to read the bible. it really is a good book, it will make you unscared of death :)

Mutt 01-10-2011 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17832763)
you hate religious people because your a scared piece of shit, just as i was before i started to read the bible. it really is a good book, it will make you unscared of death :)

and that's the whole gist of religion for millions - just like little children who are scared of the dark, Mommy comes in their bedroom and reads them a fairy tale and turns a night light on.

that's the benign side of religion, it's harmless and meant for simpletons like you.

the other side is the one that has inspired more bloodshed, death and inhumanity than anything else in the history of mankind.

czarina 01-10-2011 08:51 AM

oh my godddddddd! I thought I had read it all on GFY. This one is a classic!

Us webmasters are a smarter breed of people with at 2 brain cells to rub together to realize that the bible and god and christ and all that crap is just a way to control people and make money. Something tells me this guy lost one of said brain cells so the "rubbing" is over for him

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:03 AM

i am a coder, but you don't need to be one to realize the "god" myth is false. The amount of pure evil in the world , the massive amount of children killed, tortured etc, leads us to the conclusion , if there is a god , he is one sick motherfucker.

But i am getting offtopic i suppose as the question was if the bible is true. first off we would need to know what bible you are referring to. Secondly if we were analyzing the bible for its factual accuracy, it fails right from the get-go. There are literally thousands of scientifically impossible facts mentioned. The only way to analyze the bible is with complete faith of god and complete disregard for any facts. Thus you aren't really believing anything at all. You believe what you are told to believe because you are scared. I believe what i have been taught how to analyze things. If there is a god he created me this way , so it must be the correct thought process, he wants me to believe what he created me to believe in :) so we are all cool, you on the otherhand have alot of problems with your version of god :) Your god would be pissed at you right now, whereas mine is having a chuckle :)

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:06 AM

p.s. bible does not mention cavemen at all, and why would god create sub-humans.

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17832972)
p.s. bible does not mention cavemen at all, and why would god create sub-humans.

i was trying to smoke your wannabe hacker ass out =)

here you go smokey, lots of stuff for you to read

Abraham Son #20 Matt.1:1-17; at 2008 + 86 = 2094 After Adam and [ 2058 to 1883 before Christ in Rome world Empire #6 ].
Ishmael born to age 13 = 2107 is 1959 BCE Gen.17:25; 19:30; And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters. Gen.23:17-20;
Abraham burried Sarah in the cave. 2158 after Adam [ 1908 BCE ]. Gen.25:7-10; 2183 after Adam [ 1883 BCE ], Abraham placed beside Sarah. Gen.47:28; Jacob died and was burried in same cave. 2315 after Adam. 2554 is [ 1553 to 1512 BCE ],Joshua 10:16 But these five kings fled, and hid themselves in a cave at Makkedah. Joshua 10:17 And it was told Joshua, saying, The five kings are found hid in a cave at Makkedah. Joshua 10:18 And Joshua said, Roll great stones upon the mouth of the cave, and set men by it for to keep them: King Saul 2949 + 2 = 2951 [ 1117 to 1115 BCE ], 1Sam.13:6; When the men of Israel saw that they were in a strait, (for the people were distressed,) then the people did hide themselves in caves, and in thickets, and in rocks, and in high places, and in pits. 1Sam.22:1 David is 2959 to 3029 after Adam and [ 1107 to 1037 BCE 1Ki.2:10,11 ]; therefore departed thence, and escaped to the cave Adullam: and when his brethren and all his father's house heard it, they went down thither to him. 1Sam.22:2 And every one that was in distress, and every one that was in debt, and every one that was discontented, gathered themselves unto him; and he became a captain over them: and there were with him about four hundred men. 1Sam. 22:3 And David went thence to Mizpeh of Moab: and he said unto the king of Moab, Let my father and my mother, I pray thee, come forth, and be with you, till I know what God will do for me. 1Sam.22:4 And he brought them before the king of Moab: and they dwelt with him all the while that David was in the hold. 1Sam.24:3-8; And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to cover his feet: and David and his men remained in the sides of the cave. 1Sam.24:4 And the men of David said unto him, Behold the day of which the LORD said unto thee, Behold, I will deliver thine enemy into thine hand, that thou mayest do to him as it shall seem good unto thee. Then David arose, and cut off the skirt of Saul's robe privily. 1Sam.24:5 And it came to pass afterward, that David's heart smote him, because he had cut off Saul's skirt. 1Sam.24:6 And he said unto his men, The LORD forbid that I should do this thing unto my master, the LORD's anointed, to stretch forth mine hand against him, seeing he is the anointed of the LORD. 1Sam.24:7 So David stayed his servants with these words, and suffered them not to rise against Saul. But Saul rose up out of the cave, and went on his way. 1Sam.24:8 David also arose afterward, and went out of the cave, and cried after Saul, saying, My lord the king. And when Saul looked behind him, David stooped with his face to the earth, and bowed himself. 1KI.18:3,4,13; And Ahab called Obadiah, which was the governor of his house. (Now Obadiah feared the LORD greatly: 1KI.18:4 For it was so, when Jezebel cut off the prophets of the LORD, that Obadiah took an hundred prophets, and hid them by fifty in a cave, and fed them with bread and water.)
Elijah and Elisha 3139 after Adam and 927 BCE, Elijah survived in a cave, Elisha was buried in a cave 2Ki.13:20,21; Apostles aware that many prophets survived in caves and dens Heb.11:38;

HBKKH 01-10-2011 09:22 AM

the enemy is everywhere

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17832972)
p.s. bible does not mention cavemen at all, and why would god create sub-humans.

the 1st people god created had no souls, it clearly states that in the bible, then adam and eve came along and he gave them souls, the sons of adam did drive the others into caves it says.

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17832963)
i am a coder, but you don't need to be one to realize the "god" myth is false. The amount of pure evil in the world , the massive amount of children killed, tortured etc, leads us to the conclusion , if there is a god , he is one sick motherfucker.

But i am getting offtopic i suppose as the question was if the bible is true. first off we would need to know what bible you are referring to. Secondly if we were analyzing the bible for its factual accuracy, it fails right from the get-go. There are literally thousands of scientifically impossible facts mentioned. The only way to analyze the bible is with complete faith of god and complete disregard for any facts. Thus you aren't really believing anything at all. You believe what you are told to believe because you are scared. I believe what i have been taught how to analyze things. If there is a god he created me this way , so it must be the correct thought process, he wants me to believe what he created me to believe in :) so we are all cool, you on the otherhand have alot of problems with your version of god :) Your god would be pissed at you right now, whereas mine is having a chuckle :)

so you believe when you have a thoughts of animal sex or little girls or little boys, thats what god wants? NO thats what YOU want! Because you are a nasty sinner who trys to make up shit to justfy yourself filthy ways

PS not saying thats what u think of :winkwink: just useing that as an example

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833026)
so you believe when you have a thoughts of animal sex or little girls or little boys, thats what god wants?

that is what you are telling me, i am saying i dont think about those things because i choose not to. You have no choice what you do , everything is the choice of god. I rule my own thoughts and actions.

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833020)
the 1st people god created had no souls, it clearly states that in the bible, then adam and eve came along and he gave them souls, the sons of adam did drive the others into caves it says.

there is no evidence "bones" of modern humans at the same time as there was neanderthals, so your story lacks ANY evidence.

The first people earth created, we have proof and evidence. My story has facts and evidence , your story has none.

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833038)
that is what you are telling me, i am saying i dont think about those things because i choose not to. You have no choice what you do , everything is the choice of god. I rule my own thoughts and actions.

i do agree with you 100%

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833050)
there is no evidence "bones" of modern humans at the same time as there was neanderthals, so your story lacks ANY evidence.

The first people earth created, we have proof and evidence. My story has facts and evidence , your story has none.

you are right, like i said the 1st peoples he created had no souls, for a long time, then they came back and put adam and eve here, the flood killed everybody but noah and his family, and they had to be intermix couple, so all the sons of noah thus had souls

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833012)
here you go smokey, lots of stuff for you to read

so you did a search of the word "cave" ? wow, lots of mentions of caves, no mention of neanderthals. you fail.


theres no point in going through the list because they are all pretty much as useless as the first.

my question was about cavemen you pointed to this as proof of god..

" And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters."

so you found a statement with the word "CAVE" in it .. and that proves what exactly ?

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833064)
you are right, like i said the 1st peoples he created had no souls, for a long time, then they came back and put adam and eve here, the flood killed everybody but noah and his family, and they had to be intermix couple, so all the sons of noah thus had souls

and that has nothing to do with the fact you have no evidence to suggest there were neanderthals and modern humans at the same time. infact you are proving yourself wrong. By your own statements there should be both human bones and neanderthal bones from the same time period , and there is not.


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