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br4sco 01-10-2011 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833071)
so you did a search of the word "cave" ? wow, lots of mentions of caves, no mention of neanderthals. you fail.


theres no point in going through the list because they are all pretty much as useless as the first.

my question was about cavemen you pointed to this as proof of god..

" And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters."

so you found a statement with the word "CAVE" in it .. and that proves what exactly ?

you think the bible should spell everything out for you ? its meant for you to read and to see what u think. the 1st peoples he created must of been not to bright. :2 cents:

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:48 AM

if god wanted us to believe in him he would give us something to believe in :)

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833075)
and that has nothing to do with the fact you have no evidence to suggest there were neanderthals and modern humans at the same time. infact you are proving yourself wrong. By your own statements there should be both human bones and neanderthal bones from the same time period , and there is not.

(Gen 6:4-5 KJV) There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. {5} And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833079)
its meant for you to read and to see what u think.

i read it , and i don't see any connection to neanderthals and it lacks any evidence at all .. the bible reads like a bad horror movie.

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833080)
if god wanted us to believe in him he would give us something to believe in :)

he did, he gave the jews his word and they gave it us, thank them for their sorrow and pain they have went through all these years because of it :2 cents:

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833089)
(Gen 6:4-5 KJV) There were giants in the earth in those days;.

neanderthals were not giants.. case closed.. no point reading further,

next vague bible verse please

br4sco 01-10-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833104)
neanderthals were not giants.. case closed.. no point reading further,

next vague bible verse please

im sure its not speaking of 20 foot tall men :1orglaugh but maybe around 7 to 8 feet tall, look at asians , small people. they were the true sons of adam. blacks were gods 1st creation , and after the flood, explains where whites came from. when noah cursed hams son cannon

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833094)
he did, he gave the jews his word and they gave it us, thank them for their sorrow and pain they have went through all these years because of it :2 cents:

that doesn't make me believe so you both failed, i will repeat , if god wanted me to believe he would give me something to believe in.. the fact he hasn't suggests if there is a god he wants me to make my own decision based on how he has given me the ability to judge things. if he wanted me to blindly believe unproven words in the bible he would make that my judgement process , but he didn't.

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833116)
im sure its not speaking of 20 foot tall men :1orglaugh but maybe around 7 to 8 feet tall, look at asians , small people. they were the true sons of adam. blacks were gods 1st creation , and after the flood, explains where whites came from. when noah cursed hams son cannon

The oldest human skeleton was discovered in 1994 in Ethiopia. Nicknamed Ardi, this female was thought to be about 4 feet tall and lived about 4.4 million years ago.

br4sco 01-10-2011 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833117)
that doesn't make me believe so you both failed, i will repeat , if god wanted me to believe he would give me something to believe in.. the fact he hasn't suggests if there is a god he wants me to make my own decision based on how he has given me the ability to judge things. if he wanted me to blindly believe unproven words in the bible he would make that my judgement process , but he didn't.

you cant see the truth because you are blind and unwilling to even learn the truths of this world :2 cents:

br4sco 01-10-2011 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833125)
The oldest human skeleton was discovered in 1994 in Ethiopia. Nicknamed Ardi, this female was thought to be about 4 feet tall and lived about 4.4 million years ago.

right which could of been some kind of retarded monkey or something

Phoenix 01-10-2011 10:06 AM

this thread is full of awesomeness

im going to read the whole thing..lol

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833138)
right which could of been some kind of retarded monkey or something

evidence shows it is human, you have no evidence it was a retarded monkey. you = fail

now you have to find some other vague quote that mentions dwarfs instead of the one you found that mentions giants :winkwink:

PR_Glen 01-10-2011 10:12 AM

i have a bad habit of getting sucked into stupid debates on here, but how anyone got sucked into this one is beyond me...

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833134)
you cant see the truth because you are blind and unwilling to even learn the truths of this world :2 cents:

well blame your god then , he created me this way according to you.

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17833161)
i have a bad habit of getting sucked into stupid debates on here, but how anyone got sucked into this one is beyond me...

lol a good debate is always fun..

michael.kickass 01-10-2011 10:31 AM

Fuck GOD, Fuck the Devil! :boid
The only god I know is Lemmy!

Live Fast, Die Old!

CPA37710T 01-10-2011 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830897)
P.S. I just got off the horn with God. He's been monitoring GFY and he's pretty pissed off at your actions....

His exact works were... Man, he can go fuck himself pretending that he knows anything about me.

Then he slammed his iphone down and the call ended.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chosen 01-10-2011 11:25 AM

Fucking Awesome thread!!!
I will read every post... Someday...

br4sco 01-10-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17832933)
oh my godddddddd! I thought I had read it all on GFY. This one is a classic!

Us webmasters are a smarter breed of people with at 2 brain cells to rub together to realize that the bible and god and christ and all that crap is just a way to control people and make money. Something tells me this guy lost one of said brain cells so the "rubbing" is over for him

right, and your not doing what you do to make money ? and your teaching people to like chicks with dicks. real nice of you

br4sco 01-10-2011 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833163)
well blame your god then , he created me this way according to you.

no the bible says satan is making you the way you are. not god

br4sco 01-10-2011 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17832963)
i am a coder, but you don't need to be one to realize the "god" myth is false. The amount of pure evil in the world , the massive amount of children killed, tortured etc, leads us to the conclusion , if there is a god , he is one sick motherfucker.

But i am getting offtopic i suppose as the question was if the bible is true. first off we would need to know what bible you are referring to. Secondly if we were analyzing the bible for its factual accuracy, it fails right from the get-go. There are literally thousands of scientifically impossible facts mentioned. The only way to analyze the bible is with complete faith of god and complete disregard for any facts. Thus you aren't really believing anything at all. You believe what you are told to believe because you are scared. I believe what i have been taught how to analyze things. If there is a god he created me this way , so it must be the correct thought process, he wants me to believe what he created me to believe in :) so we are all cool, you on the otherhand have alot of problems with your version of god :) Your god would be pissed at you right now, whereas mine is having a chuckle :)

It says some people will be able to understand the bible and others will not. You have to read the bible as you do code, you have to decode it, some of the things it says in the bible you cant take literally because god knew we were not smart so he had to say things in a certin way that some people wont be able to decode. That way the bible would live on forever and ever and when the time came those certin people would understand it and fulfill his wants

The Porn Nerd 01-10-2011 11:45 AM

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The Rapture began ten minutes ago. Why are some of you assholes still here?

xenigo 01-10-2011 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833469)
It says some people will be able to understand the bible and others will not. You have to read the bible as you do code, you have to decode it, some of the things it says in the bible you cant take literally because god knew we were not smart so he had to say things in a certin way that some people wont be able to decode. That way the bible would live on forever and ever and when the time came those certin people would understand it and fulfill his wants

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br4sco 01-10-2011 11:49 AM

its sick fucks like you who need to be helped, what ever ways that may be :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833469)
It says some people will be able to understand the bible and others will not.

haven't found anything yet i didn't "understand", i understand it completely. It isn't a book of law , it is a collection of thought process.
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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833469)
You have to read the bible as you do code, you have to decode it,

that uses reasoning and logical thinking, if i coded using faith i wouldn't get far :)

if i coded completely unlogical unreasonable code and relied on faith it would work would be silly.
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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833469)
some of the things it says in the bible you cant take literally

mostly the parts from beginning to end :thumbsup
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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833469)
because god knew we were not smart so he had to say things in a certin way that some people wont be able to decode.

lol what a trickster that god is

SmokeyTheBear 01-10-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833436)
no the bible says satan is making you the way you are. not god

your bible is not supposed to be taken literally , i heard that once from a religious scholar :winkwink:

br4sco 01-10-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833521)
haven't found anything yet i didn't "understand", i understand it completely. It isn't a book of law , it is a collection of thought process.


that uses reasoning and logical thinking, if i coded using faith i wouldn't get far :)

if i coded completely unlogical unreasonable code and relied on faith it would work would be silly.


mostly the parts from beginning to end :thumbsup


lol what a trickster that god is

your an ok person smokey , i like you in a sick & twisted kinda way :1orglaugh

br4sco 01-10-2011 12:36 PM

xenigo needs to eat his own shit untill he can no longer breathe, if any of you sick fucks in here think what bald ass loser looking faggit xenigo is posting is ok and what i am posting isnt, then you all need help and really need to think about these things

br4sco 01-10-2011 12:38 PM




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CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 12:41 PM

Where did the Christian love go, br4sco??

br4sco 01-10-2011 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17833730)
Where did the Christian love go, br4sco??

look at the things people like that post, and i am the one being called crazy and sick ? and being called a hater ? If thats how all of you feel in this forum then there is no hope for you, your mind is always mush and there is no help for you, except satan

cam_girls 01-10-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17832904)
and that's the whole gist of religion for millions - just like little children who are scared of the dark, Mommy comes in their bedroom and reads them a fairy tale and turns a night light on.

You got all that from not afraid of death?


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the other side is the one that has inspired more bloodshed, death and inhumanity than anything else in the history of mankind.

If Mexico invaded Africa you'd claim that as evidence of 'the murdering Christians' too.

kbauerctu 01-10-2011 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833707)
xenigo needs to eat his own shit untill he can no longer breathe, if any of you sick fucks in here think what bald ass loser looking faggit xenigo is posting is ok and what i am posting isnt, then you all need help and really need to think about these things

You don't sound like any christian I have ever met. Good luck to you.

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833787)
look at the things people like that post, and i am the one being called crazy and sick ? and being called a hater ? If thats how all of you feel in this forum then there is no hope for you, your mind is always mush and there is no help for you, except satan

You brought the sword, you die by the sword. Take care...

$5 submissions 01-10-2011 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830837)
So Jews brought us reading and writing 2000+ years before Judaism was around? DAMN!

Leviticus 26: 29 "You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."

Context, man. Context is key.

Here's the full passage:

But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;

15And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:

16I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

17And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.

18And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.

19And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:

20And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.

21And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

22I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

23And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;

24Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.

25And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

26And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.

27And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;

28Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.

29And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

30And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

31And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours.


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What that verse you quoted is saying--the consequences of disobedience from the law is social disorder and all sorts of consequences. Indeed, the child cannibalism verse was influenced by the actual child sacrifice required by rival religions at the time of Deuteronomy--namely MOLOCH.

Overload 01-10-2011 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833138)
right which could of been some kind of retarded monkey or something

well, you seem to be stuck on its stage of evolution so why dont you STFU by now? no-one wants to read your monkey gabbing:2 cents:

harvey 01-10-2011 06:59 PM

so why was this guy banned?

TheDoc 01-10-2011 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17834435)
Context, man. Context is key.

What that verse you quoted is saying--the consequences of disobedience from the law is social disorder and all sorts of consequences. Indeed, the child cannibalism verse was influenced by the actual child sacrifice required by rival religions at the time of Deuteronomy--namely MOLOCH.

Hehe.. I just grabbed quotes from Google. Feeding the troll if you would....

TheDoc 01-10-2011 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17834655)
so why was this guy banned?

.... my guess, he's not in the Industry.


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