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TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:00 AM

And what's all this bible talk about killing your wife, eating your children, sleeping with animals? I mean come on, what kind of fucked up god says it's okay to eat your children yet say killing someone is a sin?

And how do you respect ones parents or neighbors if they rape, beat and damn near kill you as a kid. Then if you don't "respect" them, you sin. He puts someone in that situation then punish them until the end of time if they sin - what an asshole!

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830759)
I'm going to go with god being an asshole. Think about this shit... He drops us on this rock, gives us rules, but only tells a few people the rules, then if you break the rules he will punish you until the end of time, even if you didn't know what the rules are.

That's a complete asshole if I've ever seen one.

there was some that was placed here and others that were already here. he said he put adam on this planet and knew he made a mistake by doing it after they began to interbreed and they were all evil.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2011 10:10 AM

the bible.... a lousy book with a bad storyline. The movie was even worse. :2 cents:

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830769)
And what's all this bible talk about killing your wife, eating your children, sleeping with animals? I mean come on, what kind of fucked up god says it's okay to eat your children yet say killing someone is a sin?

And how do you respect ones parents or neighbors if they rape, beat and damn near kill you as a kid. Then if you don't "respect" them, you sin. He puts someone in that situation then punish them until the end of time if they sin - what an asshole!

im not real sure what the hell you have been reading but its not the bible. some things that god made them " the jews " do in the beginning was to kill all men women and children , if thats what u r talking about, then it was gods will so the jews would be the most powerful people on this earth and they could have a place of their own. to teach the other dumb asses on this planet how to read and write :321GFY

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830786)
there was some that was placed here and others that were already here. he said he put adam on this planet and knew he made a mistake by doing it after they began to interbreed and they were all evil.

Ahhh so he's a super asshole and now punishes for his mistakes. Btw, a man said that - not god.

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17830793)
the bible.... a lousy book with a bad storyline. The movie was even worse. :2 cents:

i guess it is a bad storyline if you are part of the cursed ones lol :321GFY i know the truth hurts but somebody has to teach the rest of you assholes

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830801)
Ahhh so he's a super asshole and now punishes for his mistakes. Btw, a man said that - not god.

i guess we could go back into time and live the way they did and worship 100 different gods and let evil fucks do what ever they want. as long as their the ones who can read and write and keep the rest of man down .

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830798)
im not real sure what the hell you have been reading but its not the bible. some things that god made them " the jews " do in the beginning was to kill all men women and children , if thats what u r talking about, then it was gods will so the jews would be the most powerful people on this earth and they could have a place of their own. to teach the other dumb asses on this planet how to read and write :321GFY

So Jews brought us reading and writing 2000+ years before Judaism was around? DAMN!


You should actually read the bible rather than troll gfy...

Leviticus 26: 29 "You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."

How about this one?

Myndreach 1:1 "And thou shalt beat thy children with a cane, elst the lord thy god shall force feed you thine children."

More god telling you to kill

Deuteronomy 13:6?10.... God commands that you must kill your wife, children, brother, and friend if they worship other gods.

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:29 AM


TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830814)
i guess we could go back into time and live the way they did and worship 100 different gods and let evil fucks do what ever they want. as long as their the ones who can read and write and keep the rest of man down .

Umm... Humans never stopped worshiping 100's of different gods, they still do it today. And plenty of evil fucks today doing what they want today as well, like 5 billion more of them.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2011 10:31 AM

50 false gods

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:36 AM

Leviticus 26: 29 "You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."

How about this one?

well lets add the other stuff that was b4 that so everybody knows what he was talking about you dumb dumb fuck tard

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.


he was telling them if they didnt listen to him he would make them go hungry and have to make them eat their kids

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830856)
Leviticus 26: 29 "You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."

How about this one?

well lets add the other stuff that was b4 that so everybody knows what he was talking about you dumb dumb fuck tard

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.


he was telling them if they didnt listen to him he would make them go hungry and have to make them eat their kids


Umm... what the fuck does it mater what the reason is? It doesn't...

And don't ignore god telling you to beat your kids half to death with a cane and if you don't he'll make you eat them.

That's just a few of the 100's of references God makes to killing your family, eating them, killing others, best sex, inset, selling your virgin daughters, raping others - IN HIS NAME - and then casting you down afterward.

IE: a Grade A asshole!

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830879)
Umm... what the fuck does it mater what the reason is? It doesn't...

And don't ignore god telling you to beat your kids half to death with a cane and if you don't he'll make you eat them.

That's just a few of the 100's of references God makes to killing your family, eating them, killing others, best sex, inset, selling your virgin daughters, raping others - IN HIS NAME - and then casting you down afterward.

IE: a Grade A asshole!

That was the old times he made them do those things, so they would listen to him and this bible would carry on, jesus came along and told them to stop those ways because he was sent here to die for us so that we would know the truth. if you cant understand that then i feel sorry for you

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:50 AM

P.S. I just got off the horn with God. He's been monitoring GFY and he's pretty pissed off at your actions....

His exact works were... Man, he can go fuck himself pretending that he knows anything about me.

Then he slammed his iphone down and the call ended.

Overload 01-09-2011 10:50 AM

bah, christian CRAP! first of all, the bible has "borrowed" a LOT of much older stories and made them "its own" ... a virgin gave birth to gods child = read egyptian mythology and be surprised! and the plagues of egypt can easily be explained with sienece (even striking the firstborn; by those times, the firstborn were the first to be fed at the table because they usually were the strongest; but after the grasshoppers had shit on their grain mycotoxins caused by funghis spoiled it and since only the upper layer of the grain had been conterminated only the firstborn fell) ... geez, even the story of noah reaches back to 6000BC in mesopotamia ... trash that book called bible - its just old stories ... besides, in medieval times the bible ran thru a censorship scratching gospels and paragraphs from it that didnt "fit" the new church leaders ... fuck god, may i be struck by lightning if he exists ... see? i am still here! the allseing fucker must be def eh? fuck religion!!!

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830894)
That was the old times he made them do those things, so they would listen to him and this bible would carry on, jesus came along and told them to stop those ways because he was sent here to die for us so that we would know the truth. if you cant understand that then i feel sorry for you

Ezekiel 23:45-48, Hosea 2:4 for killings and Matthew 5:17-18 - Jesus telling us to follow/honor the old testament.

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17830898)
bah, christian CRAP! first of all, the bible has "borrowed" a LOT of much older stories and made them "its own" ... a virgin gave birth to gods child = read egyptian mythology and be surprised! and the plagues of egypt can easily be explained with sienece (even striking the firstborn; by those times, the firstborn were the first to be fed at the table because they usually were the strongest; but after the grasshoppers had shit on their grain mycotoxins caused by funghis spoiled it and since only the upper layer of the grain had been conterminated only the firstborn fell) ... geez, even the story of noah reaches back to 6000BC in mesopotamia ... trash that book called bible - its just old stories ... besides, in medieval times the bible ran thru a censorship scratching gospels and paragraphs from it that didnt "fit" the new church leaders ... fuck god, may i be struck by lightning if he exists ... see? i am still here! the allseing fucker must be def eh? fuck religion!!!

you hate christians so much then why do you have the knights templar cross as your avatar you dumb fuck :1orglaugh oh wait nm, that was one of the symbols hitler stole to get his puppets to do his bidding :321GFY the point is, jews are more smart then most of you assholes in this world, seems to me they won :thumbsup

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830912)
Ezekiel 23:45-48, Hosea 2:4 for killings and Matthew 5:17-18 - Jesus telling us to follow/honor the old testament.

thats right, all the stuff in there it says to obey, the laws

~Ray 01-09-2011 10:57 AM

the earth is not flat

Overload 01-09-2011 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830894)
That was the old times he made them do those things, so they would listen to him and this bible would carry on, jesus came along and told them to stop those ways because he was sent here to die for us so that we would know the truth. if you cant understand that then i feel sorry for you

are you really that dumb? who said jesus died on the cross? HUH? damn, he had been taken from the cross before nightfall; way before it was due (only to cater to jewish tradition) ... already on the cross, "fans" treated him with myrrh which is antiseptic and analgesic ... that geezuz freak simply had a fucking hard time but never actually died on the cross = NO ressurection = FAIL!

take some classes in religious history archeology and get rid of BELIEVING! - START KNOWING!

TheDoc 01-09-2011 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830917)
thats right, all the stuff in there it says to obey, the laws

I know it's right... Jesus references killing of others and to honor the old would mean, to honor all of it's rules, thus eating your kids, etc. Which is the opposite of what you claim.

TheDoc 01-09-2011 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830914)
you hate christians so much then why do you have the knights templar cross as your avatar you dumb fuck :1orglaugh oh wait nm, that was one of the symbols hitler stole to get his puppets to do his bidding :321GFY the point is, jews are more smart then most of you assholes in this world, seems to me they won :thumbsup

That's not a templar cross in his avatar. First, it's not a cross at all or an x or + sign of any type. The ends to not flare out half the mid points (mans growth), it's not on white (purity) and it's not red. At that, it's round, a shield - more in line with Celtic symbols used 1000's of years before any religion was around.

Seems they got you beat too... along with most of gfy.

BlackCrayon 01-09-2011 11:09 AM

i don't know about the bible but jesus did build my hotrod.

BlackCrayon 01-09-2011 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830894)
That was the old times he made them do those things, so they would listen to him and this bible would carry on, jesus came along and told them to stop those ways because he was sent here to die for us so that we would know the truth. if you cant understand that then i feel sorry for you

oh, it was the old times... what a great explaination..duhhh you fail.

Overload 01-09-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830914)
you hate christians so much then why do you have the knights templar cross as your avatar you dumb fuck :1orglaugh oh wait nm, that was one of the symbols hitler stole to get his puppets to do his bidding :321GFY the point is, jews are more smart then most of you assholes in this world, seems to me they won :thumbsup

you are so fucking infected with believe! you already see "SIGNS" oh my ... my avatar is artwork - nothing else ... and FAR from anything religious :2 cents: YOU as a believer FEED terror! no god(s) = no religious conflicts :warning

Overload 01-09-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830914)
you hate christians so much then why do you have the knights templar cross as your avatar you dumb fuck :1orglaugh oh wait nm, that was one of the symbols hitler stole to get his puppets to do his bidding :321GFY the point is, jews are more smart then most of you assholes in this world, seems to me they won :thumbsup

i forgot; the german reich SWASTIKA was a mirrored symbol used in asian religions ... why waste words - read yerself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

br4sco 01-09-2011 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17830920)
the earth is not flat

no shit the bible said it was round :2 cents:

"It is he that sitteth upon the CIRCLE*
of the earth, and the inhabitants
thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the
heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent
to dwell in." --Isaiah 40:22

br4sco 01-09-2011 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17830987)
i forgot; the german reich SWASTIKA was a mirrored symbol used in asian religions ... why waste words - read yerself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

thats right, and if any asain wants to follow in the footsteps of hitler "because he took their symbol as well " then they will be brought down as well as the nazis were

br4sco 01-09-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17830965)
you are so fucking infected with believe! you already see "SIGNS" oh my ... my avatar is artwork - nothing else ... and FAR from anything religious :2 cents: YOU as a believer FEED terror! no god(s) = no religious conflicts :warning

trust me i understand 100% the evils of organized religion , maybe some of these beasts and false religions and who ever takes their mark will burn in hell :2 cents: but none the lass, these people are living better lives then any of the people here even if they are mislead

The Porn Nerd 01-09-2011 12:25 PM

Yes - the Bible is all true. Especially the bits about fishes eating people, seas parting, snakes talking, giants being killed by rocks, an Isreali girl miraculously getting pregnant, a worldwide flood where EVERY animal was crammed onto a boat, pillars of fire, people turning into salt....yeah, it's all true. Surprised you even questioned it.

Mutt 01-09-2011 12:43 PM

so silly, fables and fairytales re-told like the broken telephone game and later cobbled together into books that ignorant people ever since have used to justify hate and violence and to provide guidance and comfort to those who can't handle their own mortality.

everybody with a brain knows the universe and mankind were created by reptiles from outerspace who are still amongst us above and below ground.

br4sco 01-09-2011 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17830898)
bah, christian CRAP! first of all, the bible has "borrowed" a LOT of much older stories and made them "its own" ... a virgin gave birth to gods child = read egyptian mythology and be surprised! and the plagues of egypt can easily be explained with sienece (even striking the firstborn; by those times, the firstborn were the first to be fed at the table because they usually were the strongest; but after the grasshoppers had shit on their grain mycotoxins caused by funghis spoiled it and since only the upper layer of the grain had been conterminated only the firstborn fell) ... geez, even the story of noah reaches back to 6000BC in mesopotamia ... trash that book called bible - its just old stories ... besides, in medieval times the bible ran thru a censorship scratching gospels and paragraphs from it that didnt "fit" the new church leaders ... fuck god, may i be struck by lightning if he exists ... see? i am still here! the allseing fucker must be def eh? fuck religion!!!

right, the jews went around 6000 years ago and spyed on ALL the other people accross the world and stole their ideals and put it in the bible :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2011 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17831183)
so silly, fables and fairytales re-told like the broken telephone game and later cobbled together into books that ignorant people ever since have used to justify hate and violence and to provide guidance and comfort to those who can't handle their own mortality.

everybody with a brain knows the universe and mankind were created by reptiles from outerspace who are still amongst us above and below ground.

Earth is one big farm.... and we are the cattle. :2 cents:

Overload 01-09-2011 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17831075)
trust me i understand 100% the evils of organized religion , maybe some of these beasts and false religions and who ever takes their mark will burn in hell :2 cents: but none the lass, these people are living better lives then any of the people here even if they are mislead

HAH! how wud ya know WHICH is the RIGHT one? blockhead ... ANY religion is FALSE!

seeandsee 01-09-2011 03:11 PM

create time machine and go back to see with your own eye :)

xenigo 01-09-2011 03:12 PM

Why are there so many retards that come to GFY trying to spew their religious propaganda?

You think we work in the adult industry because we haven't heard the "word of god"?

The Admiral 01-09-2011 03:12 PM

In the beginning there was man, and man created God in his own image

chaze 01-09-2011 03:22 PM

I believe in a god not the bible.

Overload 01-09-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Admiral (Post 17831542)
In the beginning there was man, and man created God in his own image

that pretty much says how it REALLY is :2 cents:


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