Someone in my building keeps leaving crap in the hallway... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Jon Oso · 09-13-2011, 07:44 PM

Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Actually, here's what I had in mind more specifically...

There's a Home Depot across the street, so the people who live here will go across the street and pick up remodeling crap and leave the carts in the elevator. At any one moment there might be anywhere from 5 to 10 shopping cars in the elevator. It's a large freight elevator that's meant to transport commercial vehicles. The building used to be an auto-manufacturing plant.

Anyway, I was thinking I should go across to the Home Depot and pick up about 50 shopping cars, and jam the elevator completely full of them.

Then maybe they'd cut the stupidity.

DBS.US · 09-13-2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

Ya, get some old bikes and lock the to the other stuff

epitome · 09-13-2011, 08:41 PM

Call the fire marshal about tripping hazards in the hallway.

Problem will go away.

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Call the fire marshal about tripping hazards in the hallway.

Problem will go away.

That's actually no joke. I was walking around through the main entrance of the building with my sunglasses on, went around the corner and nearly fell flat on my face because some dingbat left an office chair sitting there. It was far below my line of sight and I just didn't expect there to be anything in my way. Quite a surprise!

Could have fucked me up.

Shoplifter · 09-13-2011, 08:56 PM

I think it's clear that you are in the wrong building and amongst the wrong people. Time to consider moving some place better.

d-null · 09-13-2011, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Great minds think alike.... The hope of seeing some poo was the only reason I clicd this misleading thread.

me too actually

Jon Oso · 09-13-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Exactly what I was thinking.

Actually, here's what I had in mind more specifically...

There's a Home Depot across the street, so the people who live here will go across the street and pick up remodeling crap and leave the carts in the elevator. At any one moment there might be anywhere from 5 to 10 shopping cars in the elevator. It's a large freight elevator that's meant to transport commercial vehicles. The building used to be an auto-manufacturing plant.

Anyway, I was thinking I should go across to the Home Depot and pick up about 50 shopping cars, and jam the elevator completely full of them.

Then maybe they'd cut the stupidity.

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Technically you could be charged with theft. They'd notice you walking off with that many and those things aren't cheap.

Here, I'll help because this sounds fun.

This one might help bring the point home

The other thing I'd have to worry about is the fact that there's security cameras in the elevator...

xenigo · 09-13-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoplifter

I think it's clear that you are in the wrong building and amongst the wrong people. Time to consider moving some place better.

Yeah, couldn't agree more.

Escrow closes on the new condo on the 23rd.

Jon Oso · 09-13-2011, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

The other thing I'd have to worry about is the fact that there's security cameras in the elevator...

Simple explanation...

You bought them because you thought they'd go great in your apartment... your girlfriend disagreed. She said "Something is going in the hallway, either you or (item)." Explain that after spending a couple hours in the hallway, you decided it was better that you just put the stuff out.

Or there's a home depot across the street, hire people to take it up for you.

nico-t · 09-14-2011, 02:24 AM

Or maybe just save yourself some time to not care, whine or even think about it, like any sane person would do.

calvinawe · 09-14-2011, 02:44 AM

take a photo of the note and do the duty

HerPimp · 09-14-2011, 03:32 AM

"take it", feel the laziness being pushed in your face and grow tumors.

My vote is to take that shit in the hallway to the next HOA meeting and say "what the fuck".

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