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Mutt · 12-03-2010, 12:13 AM

post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie.

now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting.

CunningStunt · 12-03-2010, 12:29 AM

I came here, watched your sig gif for 5 minutes then left.

I'll throw him a pair of old Converse boots. They stink.

Spunky · 12-03-2010, 12:38 AM

I have a half smoked Cuban cigar to donate

PornMD · 12-03-2010, 12:44 AM

Maybe I can give him Ayds...

....diet chews. Ayds for his whole family!

Agent 488 · 12-03-2010, 12:45 AM

fart in a can.

theking · 12-03-2010, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie.

now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting.

Well...sport...at least you are smart enough to stay within your financial means.

CyberHustler · 12-03-2010, 12:47 AM

I have a shit load of spare smegma I can give away...

PornMD · 12-03-2010, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

Well...sport...at least you are smart enough to stay within your financial means.

Would you rather he said he'd get you a Pathfinder?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-03-2010, 01:43 AM

I wasn't sure whether to give him a fake military award...

...or honor his equally non-distinguished, non-service, as a webmaster (since both are so non-documented):

...so, I baked him a cake:

ADG

BJ · 12-03-2010, 01:52 AM

mothballs, but his house probably already smells like that

Paul Markham · 12-03-2010, 04:36 AM

I can donate and old blanket or 2.

lazycash · 12-03-2010, 05:09 AM

candyflip · 12-03-2010, 06:53 AM

Pathfinder was a disgrace to the US military and was dishonorably discharged.

I hope he rots in hell.

bushwacker · 12-03-2010, 06:54 AM

I have a spare tire to a 1999 pathfinder that I would like to donate.

DamianJ · 12-03-2010, 07:04 AM

I've got some old Wilfred Owen poetry books he might like.

ottopottomouse · 12-03-2010, 07:18 AM

Some dog biscuits.

Forest · 12-03-2010, 07:19 AM

ill donate a tshirt that reads

"Im with Pathfinder"

Adraco · 12-03-2010, 07:30 AM

I have an old Penthouse magazine from 2005, a few pages are a bit sticky, but otherwise in mint condition. He can have it.

Do I send it directly to you Mutt or to his shelter?

CaptainHowdy · 12-03-2010, 07:55 AM

I haven an used urethra...

12-03-2010, 12:13 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i've adopted theking for xmas - please contribute post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie. now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

12-03-2010, 12:38 AM	#3
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12-03-2010, 12:44 AM	#4
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Maybe I can give him Ayds... ....diet chews. Ayds for his whole family! __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

12-03-2010, 01:43 AM	#9
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	I wasn't sure whether to give him a fake military award... ...or honor his equally non-distinguished, non-service, as a webmaster (since both are so non-documented): ...so, I baked him a cake: ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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12-03-2010, 12:29 AM	#2
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I came here, watched your sig gif for 5 minutes then left. I'll throw him a pair of old Converse boots. They stink.

12-03-2010, 12:45 AM	#5
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	fart in a can.

12-03-2010, 12:47 AM	#7
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,507	I have a shit load of spare smegma I can give away...

12-03-2010, 01:52 AM	#10
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	mothballs, but his house probably already smells like that

12-03-2010, 05:09 AM	#12
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12-03-2010, 06:53 AM	#13
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Pathfinder was a disgrace to the US military and was dishonorably discharged. I hope he rots in hell. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

12-03-2010, 06:54 AM	#14
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	I have a spare tire to a 1999 pathfinder that I would like to donate.

12-03-2010, 07:04 AM	#15
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	I've got some old Wilfred Owen poetry books he might like.

12-03-2010, 07:18 AM	#16
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Some dog biscuits. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

12-03-2010, 07:19 AM	#17
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 9,005	ill donate a tshirt that reads "Im with Pathfinder"

12-03-2010, 07:30 AM	#18
Adraco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Onboard an airplane around the globe Posts: 3,737	I have an old Penthouse magazine from 2005, a few pages are a bit sticky, but otherwise in mint condition. He can have it. Do I send it directly to you Mutt or to his shelter? __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The truth is not affected by the beliefs, or doubts, of the majority.

12-03-2010, 07:55 AM	#19
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