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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    i've adopted theking for xmas - please contribute

    post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie.

    now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting.
    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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    • CunningStunt
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 5594
      #2
      I came here, watched your sig gif for 5 minutes then left.

      I'll throw him a pair of old Converse boots. They stink.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986
          #3
          I have a half smoked Cuban cigar to donate

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            • PornMD
              Mainstream Businessman
              • Jan 2007
              • 9291
              #4
              Maybe I can give him Ayds...






























              ....diet chews. Ayds for his whole family!
              Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                • Agent 488
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 22511
                  #5
                  fart in a can.

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                    • theking
                      Nice Kitty
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 21053
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie.

                      now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting.
                      Well...sport...at least you are smart enough to stay within your financial means.
                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                        • CyberHustler
                          Masterbaiter
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 28725
                          #7
                          I have a shit load of spare smegma I can give away...
                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                            • PornMD
                              Mainstream Businessman
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9291
                              #8
                              Originally posted by theking
                              Well...sport...at least you are smart enough to stay within your financial means.
                              Would you rather he said he'd get you a Pathfinder?
                              Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323
                                  #9
                                  I wasn't sure whether to give him a fake military award...



                                  ...or honor his equally non-distinguished, non-service, as a webmaster (since both are so non-documented):



                                  ...so, I baked him a cake:



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                                    • BJ
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 5590
                                      #10
                                      mothballs, but his house probably already smells like that

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                                        • Paul Markham
                                          Too old to care
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 52942
                                          #11
                                          I can donate and old blanket or 2.



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                                            • lazycash
                                              Troll Patrol
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 15214
                                              #12
                                              Last edited by lazycash; 12-03-2010, 03:10 AM.
                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                              Its crazy..."

                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                • candyflip
                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 43069
                                                  #13
                                                  Pathfinder was a disgrace to the US military and was dishonorably discharged.

                                                  I hope he rots in hell.

                                                  Spend you some brain.
                                                  Email Me

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                                                    • bushwacker
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 2817
                                                      #14
                                                      I have a spare tire to a 1999 pathfinder that I would like to donate.

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                                                        • DamianJ
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 15808
                                                          #15
                                                          I've got some old Wilfred Owen poetry books he might like.

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                                                            • ottopottomouse
                                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                              • Jan 2010
                                                              • 13177
                                                              #16
                                                              Some dog biscuits.
                                                              ↑ see post ↑
                                                              13101

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                                                                • Forest
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 9135
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ill donate a tshirt that reads

                                                                  "Im with Pathfinder"

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                                                                    • Adraco
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2009
                                                                      • 3745
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I have an old Penthouse magazine from 2005, a few pages are a bit sticky, but otherwise in mint condition. He can have it.

                                                                      Do I send it directly to you Mutt or to his shelter?
                                                                      ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                      The truth is not affected by the beliefs, or doubts, of the majority.

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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 94727
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I haven an used urethra...

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