Another Will76 thread, because the world needs more, please help!

[Far-L]

I just want to help Will76 talk about himself more because I know the weight he carries to convince anyone he is someone everyone should like and trust and respect is almost Chuck Norris epic.

Don't worry76 dude... we are here for you. We76 are here to help.

(Notice how I avoid calling Will76 "bro" since that would connote neg-reptitude)



HENCEFORTH:

Make every day about Will76 day on GFY! End all pissing matches now because Will76 won76 before they even began!

End all tube debates now because Will76 has already determined he is right and YOU, YOU, and yes, YOU are WRONG76.

All negrepping ends at midnight tonight or you risk being driven off the board and forced to perform cam shows in diapers!

Make all future use of the letter "W" in a word76 end with the number "76" to show your Will76 love.

Thank you. I believe Will76 says it is ok to go back to work now.

[dyna mo]

you know, there are some decaffeinated brands out there that are full of flavor.

[Machete_]

Will76 is the next AlienQ

meltdown imminent

[Far-L]

Homegrown Video - caffeinated amateur porn

you know, there are some decaffeinated brands out there that are full of flavor.

lol, great advice as I draw the last sip on my five shot iced americano... but I need to check with Will76 if it is ok to switch to decaf...

[JFK]

I just want to help Will76 talk about himself more because I know the weight he carries to convince anyone he is someone everyone should like and trust and respect is almost Chuck Norris epic.

Don't worry76 dude... we are here for you. We76 are here to help.

(Notice how I avoid calling Will76 "bro" since that would connote neg-reptitude)



HENCEFORTH:

Make every day about Will76 day on GFY! End all pissing matches now because Will76 won76 before they even began!


End all tube debates now because Will76 has already determined he is right and YOU, YOU, and yes, YOU are WRONG76.

All negrepping ends at midnight tonight or you risk being driven off the board and forced to perform cam shows in diapers!

Make all future use of the letter "W" in a word76 end with the number "76" to show your Will76 love.

Thank you. I believe Will76 says it is ok to go back to work now.

and THANK YOU

[stocktrader23]

This is hilarious coming from you. Have you ever missed an opportunity to let the world know who you are, how long you've been in business, what it is you do, etc?

What did one ego say to the other?

I dunno, let me check GFY.

[machinegunkelly]

This is hilarious coming from you. Have you ever missed an opportunity to let the world know who you are, how long you've been in business, what it is you do, etc?

What did one ego say to the other?

I dunno, let me check GFY.

Dude, remember when Sleazy ate his hat? LOL..

Far-L is a somebody hehe.

[Far-L]

This is hilarious coming from you. Have you ever missed an opportunity to let the world know who you are, how long you've been in business, what it is you do, etc?

What did one ego say to the other?

I dunno, let me check GFY.

Yep, thanks for noticing... since that is actually called branding and it is the only real reason I can justify any time spent on boards.

Answer the following questionaire so I can figure out if you have been paying attention...

1. What was the first company to distribute amateur porn?

2. Name the first company to offer niche themed series for things like hairy bush and cream pies?

3. Name the company that has won the most awards for amateur porn

4. What amateur porn brand has been profiled in Newsweek, GQ, Playboy, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, New York, Details, and on HBO, 60 minutes, 20/20, Larry King Live, Good Morning America, etc.

Hint, the correct answer is not Will76, but it is pending Will76 approval.

[SlammedMedia]

i'm getting tired of everyone using the word "epic"

[Jason Voorhees]

What76 is going on with76 people lately?

[epitome]

Yep, thanks for noticing... since that is actually called branding and it is the only real reason I can justify any time spent on boards.

Answer the following questionaire so I can figure out if you have been paying attention...

1. What was the first company to distribute amateur porn?

2. Name the first company to offer niche themed series for things like hairy bush and cream pies?

3. Name the company that has won the most awards for amateur porn

4. What amateur porn brand has been profiled in Newsweek, GQ, Playboy, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, New York, Details, and on HBO, 60 minutes, 20/20, Larry King Live, Good Morning America, etc.

Hint, the correct answer is not Will76, but it is pending Will76 approval.

You did a great job of proving stocktrader23's point.

and...

Since when is bashing considered branding?

[Barefootsies]

you know, there are some decaffeinated brands out there that are full of flavor.

Summed up nicely.

[stocktrader23]

Dude, remember when Sleazy ate his hat? LOL..

Far-L is a somebody hehe.

I know who he is. He won't let me forget!

[machinegunkelly]

I know who he is. He won't let me forget!

[Far-L]

You did a great job of proving stocktrader23's point.

and...

Since when is bashing considered branding?

How long have you been on GFY? Pissing, as "bashing" used to be called and still is by some of the adults around here, is a form of branding and was part of the foundation on which GFY was established. You must've missed that class in adult webmaster school. Refer promptly to the name of the site for more information on this topic.

Obviously, you need to take the remedial course taught by Will76 "Everything I Know That You Don't, the history of adult internet marketing 101"

[Far-L]

I know who he is. He won't let me forget!

Remember me?






Just checking. You can never be too sure.

[Far-L]

i'm getting tired of everyone using the word "epic"

Yeah, I have this thing right now about people saying "everyone". It must be some sort of weird word flu or something going around.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

What the Fuck is IT!!!

i'm getting tired of everyone using the word "epic"

Crank it up boys and girls:



ADG

[Far-L]

Crank it up boys and girls:



ADG

No one nails the witty post retort better.

ADG is Will76 and Homegrown Video approved.

[will76]

I just want to help Will76 talk about himself more because I know the weight he carries to convince anyone he is someone everyone should like and trust and respect is almost Chuck Norris epic.

Don't worry76 dude... we are here for you. We76 are here to help.

(Notice how I avoid calling Will76 "bro" since that would connote neg-reptitude)



HENCEFORTH:

Make every day about Will76 day on GFY! End all pissing matches now because Will76 won76 before they even began!

End all tube debates now because Will76 has already determined he is right and YOU, YOU, and yes, YOU are WRONG76.

All negrepping ends at midnight tonight or you risk being driven off the board and forced to perform cam shows in diapers!

Make all future use of the letter "W" in a word76 end with the number "76" to show your Will76 love.

Thank you. I believe Will76 says it is ok to go back to work now.

wow nice thread. do you feel better now? did you accomplish anything productive here other than wasting your own time worrying about me even more ?

I can't believe the amount of people who are concerned about what I am doing. It's kind of ironic the people who think I am a nobody are the same ones who give me the most attention.

Also kind of strange that I haven't talked about you or replied to any of your threads in a long time but yet you felt the need to try to insult me?

Nothing better to do with your time Far-L? Come'on people would expect retarded waste of time posts like this being made by someone like me, but someone of your stature, surely you most have more important things to do with your time.


ps, i have no idea what you are talking about with me being right and you being wrong. I also didn't understand half of your made up words. I didn't get my copy of the bro dictionary so I could decipher all of t hat.

[12clicks]

Remember me?






Just checking. You can never be too sure.

I miss playing poker in your room

[Far-L]

I miss playing poker in your room

lol, you mean you miss beating all them suckers out of their cash...

But since you made a donation to a worthy cause, the Will76 Foundation, it's all cool.

[12clicks]

lol, you mean you miss beating all them suckers out of their cash...

But since you made a donation to a worthy cause, the Will76 Foundation, it's all cool.

the lap candy was nice too.
however, a gave food as a donation. I didn't want anyone to buy crack with it

[will76]

lol, you mean you miss beating all them suckers out of their cash...

But since you made a donation to a worthy cause, the Will76 Foundation, it's all cool.

Far-L, just curious what did I do to get under your skin?

Where did I say everyone else was wrong and I was right?

Where is all of this hostility from? I can't remember the last time I replied to your threads and actually had you on ignore but saw my name in the title so I read it?

Why are you concerned with what I am doing and why are you mad at with ever I did ?

[kristin]

What did one ego say to the other?

I dunno, let me check GFY.

That was funny.

[Far-L]

wow nice thread. do you feel better now? did you accomplish anything productive here other than wasting your own time worrying about me even more ?

I can't believe the amount of people who are concerned about what I am doing. It's kind of ironic the people who think I am a nobody are the same ones who give me the most attention.

Also kind of strange that I haven't talked about you or replied to any of your threads in a long time but yet you felt the need to try to insult me?

Nothing better to do with your time Far-L? Come'on people would expect retarded waste of time posts like this being made by someone like me, but someone of your stature, surely you most have more important things to do with your time.


ps, i have no idea what you are talking about with me being right and you being wrong. I also didn't understand half of your made up words. I didn't get my copy of the bro dictionary so I could decipher all of t hat.

The use of irony is often employed in the comedic conceit of satire. Alexander Pope wrote satirically.

Where the hell is Fatfoo when you need inanity to balance a thread?

Today is praise Will76 day. I am only here to serve the geniusness that is Will76. Further use of humor will only be Will76 approved.

[dyna mo]

this thread needs a pic of hot nekked chicks

[will76]

The use of irony is often employed in the comedic conceit of satire. Alexander Pope wrote satirically.

Where the hell is Fatfoo when you need inanity to balance a thread?

Today is praise Will76 day. I am only here to serve the geniusness that is Will76. Further use of humor will only be Will76 approved.

do you need to take a break or have a drink to chill out? You sound like a 10 year old who had their xbox taken away.

did I hit a nerve with something I posted?

Instead of acting imature do you want to instead debate something I have posted that you obviously disagree with... perhaps what ever it is that I claim to be right with that everyone else is wrong?

by all means if you want to have a productive, intelligent conversation let me know, but if you going to continue to act like a pissed off kid on the play ground I will leave you be so you can enjoy your time at recess.

[Far-L]

do you need to take a break or have a drink to chill out? You sound like a 10 year old who had their xbox taken away.

did I hit a nerve with something I posted?

Instead of acting imature do you want to instead debate something I have posted that you obviously disagree with... perhaps what ever it is that I claim to be right with that everyone else is wrong?

by all means if you want to have a productive, intelligent conversation let me know, but if you going to continue to act like a pissed off kid on the play ground I will leave you be so you can enjoy your time at recess.

The mere pleasure of basking in the Will76ness of that post suffices. I am grateful and will humbly concede that you are already correct and absolutely right about any issue that might come to debate.

Thank you! Have an epic weekend!

[PornMD]

Yep, thanks for noticing... since that is actually called branding and it is the only real reason I can justify any time spent on boards.

Answer the following questionaire so I can figure out if you have been paying attention...

1. What was the first company to distribute amateur porn?

2. Name the first company to offer niche themed series for things like hairy bush and cream pies?

3. Name the company that has won the most awards for amateur porn

4. What amateur porn brand has been profiled in Newsweek, GQ, Playboy, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, New York, Details, and on HBO, 60 minutes, 20/20, Larry King Live, Good Morning America, etc.

Hint, the correct answer is not Will76, but it is pending Will76 approval.

Translation: You want a Far-L day to celebrate your magnificent achievements in adult.

[will76]

The mere pleasure of basking in the Will76ness of that post suffices. I am grateful and will humbly concede that you are already correct and absolutely right about any issue that might come to debate.

Thank you! Have an epic weekend!

alrighty then back to work I go. I am glad that your 10 year tirade about me made you feel better.

The truth of the matter is if I was an attention whore like some of you people think, I would be happy that you made this post as it would give me more attention.

If I cared what you thought about me I would be upset right now.

Since I am neither of the above I really just don't give a shit what anyone here thinks, please continue with your childish games if it makes you feel better and more power to you. I'm back to work.

[will76]

Translation: You want a Far-L day to celebrate your magnificent achievements in adult.

about the best I can tell from this thread he was looking for an excuse to puff his own chest.... who knows who cares.

Far-L knock it off with the ICQ messages, i really do have work to do and don;t have time for the games.

[GTS Mark]

lol, great advice as I draw the last sip on my five shot iced americano... but I need to check with Will76 if it is ok to switch to decaf...

did u clear it with Evan? lol

[will76]

did u clear it with Evan? lol

apparently you didn't as your thread trying to sell your tube domains ended up in the " Traffic Trades/Gallery Requests "

Next time clear it with Evan, apparently you are not as tight as thought you were since your thread got removed.

[Far-L]

Translation: You want a Far-L day to celebrate your magnificent achievements in adult.

Yes, that would be nice. Can you help me papermache the float of my award winning cock for the parade? You might as well make yourself useful if you have nothing better to do.

[minicivan]

FACT: HIV causes AIDS

[Far-L]

about the best I can tell from this thread he was looking for an excuse to puff his own chest.... who knows who cares.

Far-L knock it off with the ICQ messages, i really do have work to do and don;t have time for the games.

will76, I am so disappointed. Maybe you are not the gallant knight in shining armor that I thought you were. You are lying about me hitting you up on ICQ. If you would lie about something like that... then how do I know you are telling the truth when you say you never ripped anyone off, never cheated, etc.?

Just when I thought there was someone that I could look up to...

Just when I thought the porn industry finally spawned a true hero...

Just when I thought I could really get behind a good muckraker, an iconoclast that wouldn't cave to Bro-dom, or play sub to any dom...

You went and proved me... wrong.

I hope you know you let a lot more than just me down. You let yourself down. You let will76 down.

[Far-L]

FACT: HIV causes AIDS

Yep, make sure to remind Magic Johnson of that fact.

[plsureking]

bash threads are so 2007.

[minicivan]

Yep, make sure to remind Magic Johnson of that fact.

He has HIV and takes a combination of drugs to prevent it from becoming AIDS. I dont think he needs to be reminded. He lives with it everyday

[topnotch, standup guy]

The mere pleasure of basking in the Will76ness of that post suffices. I am grateful and will humbly concede that you are already correct and absolutely right about any issue that might come to debate.

Thank you! Have an epic weekend!

Are you playing with a full deck?

Seriously.
.

[Far-L]

Are you playing with a full deck?

Seriously.
.

No, seriously, I am just playing. Don't take it so seriously.

Seriously.

GFY is like The Terror Period of the French Revolution these days... a bunch of fanatics looking to chop off the next head...

Now, .

[Robocrop]

Far-L, you sound very cute...

I do know Will76 is owner of internet but..you coming off as some Hugh Hefner is boring aswell...go out and play with the kids

[Far-L]

Far-L, you sound very cute...

I do know Will76 is owner of internet but..you coming off as some Hugh Hefner is boring aswell...go out and play with the kids

I am no Hefner... but I do like the Grateful Dead and the Dead once infamously dosed Hef and the entire cast of "Playboy After Dark" so I guess that means we are only two degrees of separation apart... neat-O right?

Oh yeah... and our content has been the most popular staple of programming on Playboy Channel for years.

You guys take yourselves and me far too SERIOUSLY.

seriously... now go back to your regularly scheduled GFY neg-repping session.

[Supz]

Thank you. I believe Will76 says it is ok to go back to work now.

Do you mean work76?

[will76]

Damn Far-L I thought you had a temporary lapse of sanity now I see this is going on over a couple days.

Very professional... I expected more out of the creator of adult internet entertainment.

Don't you have tube sites like PornHub to defend or more accolades to post about how great you are... you think you would have better things to do then waste your time on a little old nobody like me.

[CDSmith]

Will, this is one of those threads where you really should have gone the roll with the humor route rather than the serious route.

Just saying.




you = way too wound up

[will76]

Will, this is one of those threads where you really should have gone the roll with the humor route rather than the serious route.

Just saying.




you = way too wound up

you can't win either way. Do you go serious, go funny, try to the bigger person, get dirty and threw a bunch of punches back, or just ignore them... no matter what you do you haters will still hate, so what does it really matter anyway. People can think I am an idiot all the want, all threads like this do is make Far-L look more stupid imo for making them.

[NetHorse]

ha ha what is everyone's obsession with will76. He probably earns more as an affiliate in this biz than 98% of the people on this forum. If you think he's being arrogant about his opinions and advice then just ignore him and move on.

[CPA37710T]

Because of this kind of thread you people make no money... instead of discussing about a human being try focusing on your business... people who makes no money in adult have no passion for this.