I'm sorry...but Ron Jeremy looked jive Pathetic. - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 01-10-2003, 12:23 AM

I saw him at the Players ball and at some other party that I can't remember right now where I was standing right next to him. He is the most hideous thing ever. He's short, fat, ugly, balding, and just lookes like the stereotypical greasy sleazeball. He looked bored wherever he went. I guess that's because he's had more excitement in a year than most of us have had in a lifetime.

Yeah, he's the man and I can't take that away from him, but I hope that he isn't still acting in movies. I mean, if you're a popular MALE porn star (one of maybe 10 in the world), where you walk in a room and have grown men who are already making money in porn ready to suck his cock, at least do some fucking situps for God's sake. Use some of that porn money to get yourself a personal trainer.

Can you believe that he used to be a model? I saw an E! special and I couldn't believe how his looks have deteriorated from back in his prime. It's terrible.

Will somebody just pull him aside and just tell him the deal? I guess when you have pussy handed to you like he has for most of his adult life, you just let yourself go.........Jesus Christ......

If he could lose just 65% of that gut, got a hairstylist, lifted weights for like a year, and got a decent tan, he could make a MAJOR comeback as long as he could still bust nuts on them hoes.

EscortBiz · 01-10-2003, 12:25 AM

LMAO so true

Alky · 01-10-2003, 12:25 AM

thats his style bro, dont hate.

Just Mike · 01-10-2003, 12:29 AM

Yeah he was ratty looking...but you gotta give the man some props.

I mean any man that ugly, fat and hairy that can still pull in hot chicks is a true pimp in my book

421Fill · 01-10-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Sexentertain_mike
Yeah he was ratty looking...but you gotta give the man some props.

I mean any man that ugly, fat and hairy that can still pull in hot chicks is a true pimp in my book

tehehe... good point.

Socks · 01-10-2003, 12:44 AM

I'm sure his back is strong.

nocostporn · 01-10-2003, 12:49 AM

I knew i shouldnt have gave it up

MiLo · 01-10-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Alky
thats his style bro, dont hate

Totally agree.

WTF? BVF, now come up with a thread saying
"Damn, i just saw Dave Cummings and he´s an old fart".
This kind of personalities on the porn industry like Ron,
Dave, etc, etc, gives some character to it.

I don´t see why Ron Jeremy would have to get a personal
trainer or do push-ups. He´s a legend.

J.R. · 01-10-2003, 12:59 AM

We saw and heard him fucking some skank in the
mens bathroom near our booth as some young dude
took a video of it.

Wonder what they paid him ?

Regardless.. he is a fat fucking slob!

On another note, I saw Carrot Top today at
the Canyon Club Spa at the Venetian.

He looks gay... with his shaved eyebrows..

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-10-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
He´s a legend.

He's still nasty looking. Blech!!!!

SpaceAce · 01-10-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by BVF
at least do some fucking situps for God's sake.

I think the whole point is, when you're Ron Jeremy, you don't need to do situps.

SpaceAce

MiLo · 01-10-2003, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

I think the whole point is, when you're Ron Jeremy, you don't need to do situps.

SpaceAce

end of thread. excellent point.

High Quality · 01-10-2003, 01:19 AM

Actually I disagree. I met Ron in the bathroom at internext. Interestingly enough I was pissing in a urinal and some guy next to me pulls up to presumably do the same and says "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." As I go to deck him I turn and its fucking ron jeremy!

No joke on this. And I thought he looked better in person than he does in videos / pictures. Oh well - i'm not an expert on this shit.

eroswebmaster · 01-10-2003, 01:22 AM

Ron Jeremy has NEVER...I repeat NEVER looked "good."

He was a bit skinnier back in the day they still used celluloid but that's about it.

I've always thought he was ugly...I met him at some booth he was signing pics for and he was such an asshole to just about every guy that came up.

Sure he prolly gets tired of hearing the same shit over and over...but so did I after 7 years of Taco Bell management...but this is the ONLY way the guy can make a living so he better make all he can right now 'cause the hedgehog's days are numbered.

ColKurtz · 01-10-2003, 01:25 AM

http://ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/A-Young-R.J.jpg

clickpimp · 01-10-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by ColKurtz
http://ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/A-Young-R.J.jpg

and ed powers carries the torch ...

SpaceAce · 01-10-2003, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

end of thread. excellent point.

SpaceAce

beemk · 01-10-2003, 01:43 AM

most of us get in shape and look good for girls. he doesnt want to do that because he fucks more girls than we do combined.

Rilose · 01-10-2003, 02:03 AM

ever talked to him ? that guy was talking about eating eggs for breakfast and shit when I talked to him.....kinda boring and nothing to talk about...

Muff · 01-10-2003, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
Actually I disagree. I met Ron in the bathroom at internext. Interestingly enough I was pissing in a urinal and some guy next to me pulls up to presumably do the same and says "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." As I go to deck him I turn and its fucking ron jeremy!

No joke on this. And I thought he looked better in person than he does in videos / pictures. Oh well - i'm not an expert on this shit.

HAHA, Thats hilarious.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-10-2003, 05:07 AM

in his younger days he had really nice eyes..the sparkle has gone out.

I don't find him attractive but I doubt he cares

x-vision · 01-10-2003, 07:29 AM

I think it's part of his appeal, that he's just some average fat fuck like most of America yet he fucks tons of beautiful women. It lets the unattractive porn watchers of the world live out their fantasies through him

Triple 6 · 01-10-2003, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by x-vision
I think it's part of his appeal, that he's just some average fat fuck like most of America yet he fucks tons of beautiful women. It lets the unattractive porn watchers of the world live out their fantasies through him

KRL · 01-10-2003, 08:00 AM

When you have either Fame or Money or both, looks don't matter. Its as simple as that.

Money and Fame make you the handsomest guy on the block.

Monique Niccole · 01-10-2003, 08:02 AM

I still think he has nice eyes. He did look tired as hell when I saw him on the show floor. But then again, we were all walking zombiees by that last day.

Really though...how many male porn stars are really hot guys who a girl would want to give it up to anyway. I can't think of one that I would really wanna fuck.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-10-2003, 08:19 AM

most every male pornstar turns me off...and it is always the same guys in videos. For some reason I can't watch any scene that has T.T. Boy in it..wanna smack him.

GTS Mark · 01-10-2003, 08:25 AM

DH

Carrie · 01-10-2003, 08:32 AM

Back in the day Ron was HOT. Lean, muscular, nice hairy chest and those gorgeous eyes and a killer smile.

Imagine if you were Ron Jeremy and everyone and their brother wanted to ship you all over the damn country to every promotional event they could think of... when would you have time to workout? *L*

Seriously though, I agree with you... he's let himself go. But how does that differ from 90% of the webmasters walking around that show who are half his age and look just as unhealthy as he does? Ron's an old guy who has done a lot of physically demanding work in his life; if he wants to let loose now who is to tell him any different? But the 22-yr old lardasses who outweigh him any day... now THOSE are the people who need to go hit a gym.

Wenchy · 01-10-2003, 08:35 AM

Doesn't matter to me much what the dude looks like, cuz I'd never do him anyway. But he and his date were seated at our table at the 2000 AVN awards and I found him to be very friendly and polite and very nice to talk to, and the woman he was with was very sweet. It was no big deal to me, but I remember my dad and my brothers just freaking out when I got home because I had dinner with Ron Jeremy... too damned funny!

Guess it all comes down to the circumstances...

NudeWorld · 01-10-2003, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie
Back in the day Ron was HOT. Lean, muscular, nice hairy chest and those gorgeous eyes and a killer smile.

Now he looks like this.

wouncie · 01-10-2003, 09:00 AM

Va2k · 01-10-2003, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexentertain_mike
Yeah he was ratty looking...but you gotta give the man some props.

I mean any man that ugly, fat and hairy that can still pull in hot chicks is a true pimp in my book

Im not as hairy but shit all I got was fucking hookers trying to hook up with me and they werent even ugly enough for my style

HeadPimp · 01-10-2003, 09:39 AM

I have met Ron on a couple occasions and he is a short, hairy little bastard, but is an OK guy. The one time I did see him at this show though, he looked mighty tired. Pussy will do that to you.

01-10-2003, 12:23 AM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I'm sorry...but Ron Jeremy looked jive Pathetic. I saw him at the Players ball and at some other party that I can't remember right now where I was standing right next to him. He is the most hideous thing ever. He's short, fat, ugly, balding, and just lookes like the stereotypical greasy sleazeball. He looked bored wherever he went. I guess that's because he's had more excitement in a year than most of us have had in a lifetime. Yeah, he's the man and I can't take that away from him, but I hope that he isn't still acting in movies. I mean, if you're a popular MALE porn star (one of maybe 10 in the world), where you walk in a room and have grown men who are already making money in porn ready to suck his cock, at least do some fucking situps for God's sake. Use some of that porn money to get yourself a personal trainer. Can you believe that he used to be a model? I saw an E! special and I couldn't believe how his looks have deteriorated from back in his prime. It's terrible. Will somebody just pull him aside and just tell him the deal? I guess when you have pussy handed to you like he has for most of his adult life, you just let yourself go.........Jesus Christ...... If he could lose just 65% of that gut, got a hairstylist, lifted weights for like a year, and got a decent tan, he could make a MAJOR comeback as long as he could still bust nuts on them hoes. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	thats his style bro, dont hate.

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	We saw and heard him fucking some skank in the mens bathroom near our booth as some young dude took a video of it. Wonder what they paid him ? Regardless.. he is a fat fucking slob! On another note, I saw Carrot Top today at the Canyon Club Spa at the Venetian. He looks gay... with his shaved eyebrows..

01-10-2003, 01:19 AM	#13
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	Actually I disagree. I met Ron in the bathroom at internext. Interestingly enough I was pissing in a urinal and some guy next to me pulls up to presumably do the same and says "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." As I go to deck him I turn and its fucking ron jeremy! No joke on this. And I thought he looked better in person than he does in videos / pictures. Oh well - i'm not an expert on this shit.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	in his younger days he had really nice eyes..the sparkle has gone out. I don't find him attractive but I doubt he cares

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I still think he has nice eyes. He did look tired as hell when I saw him on the show floor. But then again, we were all walking zombiees by that last day. Really though...how many male porn stars are really hot guys who a girl would want to give it up to anyway. I can't think of one that I would really wanna fuck.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	most every male pornstar turns me off...and it is always the same guys in videos. For some reason I can't watch any scene that has T.T. Boy in it..wanna smack him.

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Back in the day Ron was HOT. Lean, muscular, nice hairy chest and those gorgeous eyes and a killer smile. Imagine if you were Ron Jeremy and everyone and their brother wanted to ship you all over the damn country to every promotional event they could think of... when would you have time to workout? L Seriously though, I agree with you... he's let himself go. But how does that differ from 90% of the webmasters walking around that show who are half his age and look just as unhealthy as he does? Ron's an old guy who has done a lot of physically demanding work in his life; if he wants to let loose now who is to tell him any different? But the 22-yr old lardasses who outweigh him any day... now THOSE are the people who need to go hit a gym.

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HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	I have met Ron on a couple occasions and he is a short, hairy little bastard, but is an OK guy. The one time I did see him at this show though, he looked mighty tired. Pussy will do that to you.