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BVF · 01-10-2003, 12:23 AM

I saw him at the Players ball and at some other party that I can't remember right now where I was standing right next to him. He is the most hideous thing ever. He's short, fat, ugly, balding, and just lookes like the stereotypical greasy sleazeball. He looked bored wherever he went. I guess that's because he's had more excitement in a year than most of us have had in a lifetime.

Yeah, he's the man and I can't take that away from him, but I hope that he isn't still acting in movies. I mean, if you're a popular MALE porn star (one of maybe 10 in the world), where you walk in a room and have grown men who are already making money in porn ready to suck his cock, at least do some fucking situps for God's sake. Use some of that porn money to get yourself a personal trainer.

Can you believe that he used to be a model? I saw an E! special and I couldn't believe how his looks have deteriorated from back in his prime. It's terrible.

Will somebody just pull him aside and just tell him the deal? I guess when you have pussy handed to you like he has for most of his adult life, you just let yourself go.........Jesus Christ......

If he could lose just 65% of that gut, got a hairstylist, lifted weights for like a year, and got a decent tan, he could make a MAJOR comeback as long as he could still bust nuts on them hoes.

01-10-2003, 12:23 AM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I'm sorry...but Ron Jeremy looked jive Pathetic. I saw him at the Players ball and at some other party that I can't remember right now where I was standing right next to him. He is the most hideous thing ever. He's short, fat, ugly, balding, and just lookes like the stereotypical greasy sleazeball. He looked bored wherever he went. I guess that's because he's had more excitement in a year than most of us have had in a lifetime. Yeah, he's the man and I can't take that away from him, but I hope that he isn't still acting in movies. I mean, if you're a popular MALE porn star (one of maybe 10 in the world), where you walk in a room and have grown men who are already making money in porn ready to suck his cock, at least do some fucking situps for God's sake. Use some of that porn money to get yourself a personal trainer. Can you believe that he used to be a model? I saw an E! special and I couldn't believe how his looks have deteriorated from back in his prime. It's terrible. Will somebody just pull him aside and just tell him the deal? I guess when you have pussy handed to you like he has for most of his adult life, you just let yourself go.........Jesus Christ...... If he could lose just 65% of that gut, got a hairstylist, lifted weights for like a year, and got a decent tan, he could make a MAJOR comeback as long as he could still bust nuts on them hoes. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!