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Old 06-30-2009, 11:22 PM   #1
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Comfort Wipe? is the new, revolutionary sanitary toilet tissue assist that allows you to easily reach with comfort. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the amazing Comfort Wipe? for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS, you?ll also reveive the popular Get A Grip?, the suction grip handle that attaches onto any smooth, non-porous surface giving you the helping hand that you need anytime, just pay separate $7.99 shipping and handling. This special Comfort Wipe? buy one get one Get A Grip? offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:52 PM   #2
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the site didn't open for me
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:58 AM   #3
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Comfort Wipe? is the new, revolutionary sanitary toilet tissue assist that allows you to easily reach with comfort. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the amazing Comfort Wipe? for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS, you?ll also reveive the popular Get A Grip?, the suction grip handle that attaches onto any smooth, non-porous surface giving you the helping hand that you need anytime, just pay separate $7.99 shipping and handling. This special Comfort Wipe? buy one get one Get A Grip? offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

http://www.comfortwipe.com/ "a sucker is born everyday"
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:07 AM   #4
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I guess it could have been worse...





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Old 07-01-2009, 01:35 AM   #5
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This webpage has a redirect loop.

The webpage at http://www.telebrands.net/internatio...2FE55593694A16 has resulted in too many redirects. Clearing your cookies for this site may fix the problem. If not, it is possibly a server configuration issue and not a problem with your computer.

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Old 07-01-2009, 01:39 AM   #6
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This can't be real or serious.
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unbelievably it is
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:48 AM   #8
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:49 AM   #9
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Billy Mays here....
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:50 AM   #10
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it was on jimmy kimmel yes its real
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:52 AM   #11
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:53 AM   #12
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I was expecting something more sophisticated, at least a shower or some laser that burns the shit strains away

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Old 07-01-2009, 02:07 AM   #13
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It did for me only on the second try.
0r a funnel u insert in your tail pipe
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:58 AM   #15
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:03 AM   #16
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:42 AM   #17
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:55 AM   #19
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:44 AM   #21
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This product is designed for obese people who are unable to whip their own ass. If you weigh over 300 lbs you just can't reach that far around your fat.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:57 AM   #22
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This product is designed for obese people who are unable to whip their own ass. If you weigh over 300 lbs you just can't reach that far around your fat.
Not just fat people. There are also lots of handicapped and elderly people who might benefit from this, if it works somewhat well.
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