New ass wiping tool
 

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Comfort Wipe? is the new, revolutionary sanitary toilet tissue assist that allows you to easily reach with comfort. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the amazing Comfort Wipe? for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS, you?ll also reveive the popular Get A Grip?, the suction grip handle that attaches onto any smooth, non-porous surface giving you the helping hand that you need anytime, just pay separate $7.99 shipping and handling. This special Comfort Wipe? buy one get one Get A Grip? offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

http://www.comfortwipe.com/ "a sucker is born everyday" :1orglaugh

the site didn't open for me

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I guess it could have been worse...

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ADG

for me to

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I got this :)

This can't be real or serious.

unbelievably it is :helpme

Billy Mays here....

it was on jimmy kimmel yes its real

id use a dead rabbit first :Oh crap

I was expecting something more sophisticated, at least a shower or some laser that burns the shit strains away

It did for me only on the second try.

0r a funnel u insert in your tail pipe:1orglaugh

hehe, nice :)

Fat fucks can't reach, and they don't want to use a rag tied on a stick, so....

Attractive site!

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new pitch man in town ?

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This product is designed for obese people who are unable to whip their own ass. If you weigh over 300 lbs you just can't reach that far around your fat.

Not just fat people. There are also lots of handicapped and elderly people who might benefit from this, if it works somewhat well.